The Absolute Villain in the Second Dimension

"What does it mean to be a teacher?" Ryugami Otohime had no idea what Kamijou Touma was talking about and looked at Kamijou Touma curiously.

"Obviously these are your mother and Otohime, what's wrong with you, Touma!" At this point, Kamijou Touya's expression became more serious, as if he was a little angry.

Kamijou Touma was stunned for three seconds, laughed softly for a few times, and then roared madly: "What's wrong! What kind of relationship is this? Where is the wooden board that says the battle was successful?! Just grab one! The young man’s heart is playing tricks, what on earth do you have against me?”

Kamijou Touma's crazy emotions made Kamijou Touya take a step back in embarrassment, and said with sweat on his face: "Wait, calm down Touma, let's take a look at this, this pen The beauties in swimsuits painted on it just need to be turned upside down..."

"Goodbye!" Kamijou Touma unceremoniously broke the pen in half, and left angrily, with crossroads on his forehead.

"Wait, wait Touma, I haven't finished speaking yet, where are we going!" Touya Kamijou held up the broken pen, sweating profusely, and the father who didn't have much dignity shouted quickly.

The Dragon God Otohime also waved her hand and said: "Wait a minute, brother."

"Touma." Kamijou Shiina also shouted while holding down her sun hat.

"You actually tricked me. I really didn't expect him to be such an unreliable father. If you all have weird abilities like Li Xuan, I would believe it. But one is Teacher Xiaomeng and the other is Index." , You really think I’m so easy to deceive!” Kamijou Touma thought to himself as he walked towards the hotel with twitching veins.

"Welcome." "Kacha!" Kamijou Touma, who had just returned to the hotel, once again changed his style into another abstract art painting from a comic, looking at the landlady in front of him.

The landlady who became Miss Misaka picked her ears and said, "I've kept you waiting for a long time. Come on, please come in."

"I'll leave it to you to take care of me." Kamijou Touya bowed politely, then looked at Kamijou Touma, who was still a little petrified, and asked doubtfully, "Huh? What's wrong, Touma?"

Kamijou Touma suppressed the unspeakable emotions in his heart: "You are here too, Miss Misaka, when did you hide here!"

"Huh?" The landlady looked at Kamijou Touma in confusion when she saw Kamijou Touma jumping up and down and then pointing at herself and saying such a series of incomprehensible words.

"Please don't worry about it, because I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm just a little emotionally excited." Kamijou Touma quickly explained for Kamijou Touma. Although Kamijou Touma just said that it was a bit excessive, as a father, Kamijou Touma still Showed tolerance for his children.

"Welcome to our shop." Steele, who was kneeling on the ground, coughed twice and said, "I'll take you to your room." Kamijou Touma pointed at Steele with a trembling body and was speechless for a long time.

"Then, please come with me." At this time, Index, who happened to be wearing a blue-haired earring, yawned and walked down...

"Oh, your companion seems to have woken up." Following Steele's voice, Kamijou Touma's eyes also focused on him. Li Xuan, who was outside the door, looked at Kamijou Touma's mouth that could not be wider. With an inexplicable expression of horror, he almost died laughing...

Chapter 98: Frustrated

I saw the blue-haired earring walking down with a smile and smiling at Kamijou Touma: "Good morning Touma, let's go have breakfast together..."

Li Xuan, who was lying on the table, covered his stomach and looked at Kanzaki Kaori and Tsuchimikado Motoharu and said: "You didn't see Kamijou Touma's expression at that time. It was as if he had finally plucked up the courage to find his beloved. When the girl went to confess her love, the girl said that she had just returned from Thailand and had not yet adapted and could not accept the confession. I almost died laughing."

"Oh, oh, oh, Xiaoxuan is still so evil. It's hard to find a girlfriend with such a bad character." Tsuchimikado Motoharu curled his lips helplessly. The other party's weird and bad personality is common in the whole school. Although he is famous, he is still a good guy most of the time, so he is liked by many people. However, as one of the people who are often laughed at or bullied, Tsuchimikado Motoharu said that this is really frustrating.

"Tch, I didn't interfere on purpose this time. It was Kamijou who caused the problem. And I also want to ask what went wrong and why I became like this? Although these two lumps of flesh on my chest are eye-catching, they are It's just for the eyes of others, I don't like it." Li Xuan's words made Kanzaki Kaori's face change. What a joke, this body is the body of their Archbishop Lola!

Kanzaki Kaori immediately asked nervously: "Have you done anything strange?"

Li Xuan raised his eyebrows and then said: "No, it was dawn before I could do anything."

Li Xuan's unnecessary explanation made the corners of Kanzaki Kaori and Tsuchimikado Motoharu's mouths twitch. What did they want to do before they had time to do anything?

"You, what are you going to do? This is the body of a girl you don't know. Do you want to use it for something strange?!" Kanzaki Kaori didn't know what he thought of, and turned to Qitian with his face flushed. Qida pulled it out and shouted.

Li Xuan and Tsuchimikado Motoharu's faces instantly turned pale, especially Li Xuan who was being pointed at. Li Xuan quickly shouted: "How could you do something strange? Although it is someone else's body, now I’m the one using it, there’s no way I’m going to let myself do something weird!!”

As if he felt that Li Xuan was right, Kanzaki Kaori put the sword back into the scabbard, causing Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Li Xuan to break out in a cold sweat.

"But, I always have to take a shower, right? Otherwise, how uncomfortable would it be?" Although Li Xuan said that he had just escaped, his motto has always been that if he doesn't commit suicide, he will not feel comfortable, so he said it rudely Continuing to commit suicide, he pretended to be in difficulty and spoke out.

At this time, Kanzaki Kaori did not make any drastic action in an instant, but looked at Tsuchimikado Motoharu blankly, as if asking for help.

Tsuchimikado Motoharu shrugged helplessly and said: "In this case, we can only leave it to Kanzaki and Xiaoxuan to discuss. I can't make any suggestions at all, nya."

Seeing the strange reactions of Tsuchimikado Motoharu and Kanzaki Kaori, Li Xuan couldn't help but raise his eyebrows. If we go by common sense, Kanzaki Kaori should not hesitate to chop him with a blushing face. But now she comes to Tsuchimikado Motoharu for help. It's just that the owner of this body is too important to Kanzaki Kaori, and she likes to be clean very much. She only turns to the Church of Necessary Evils when she can't be the master. Tsuchimikado Motoharu.

"Could this girl be a magician from the Church of Necessary Evil? No, if she is a magician, Kanzaki Kaori is a saint in the church, one of only twenty saints in the world, so we should be able to determine Ah, and in this case it should be said that he helped the girl maintain her innocence. Why are you confused? Just because of a bath? Could it be..." Li Xuan, who had initially made a guess, had a flash of light in his eyes and continued: "Besides, after all, you have to watch and wash yourself carefully before taking a bath. If you can't wash it clean, isn't it in vain?"

After saying this, Li Xuan waited for Kanzaki Kaori's reaction, but he saw Kanzaki Kaori just as he expected. He looked at him very humiliatingly and said: "I will help you wash it, but you You have to cover your eyes."

"Oh, oh, oh, Xuan, stop playing with Kanzaki. Your current body is the body of Laura, the Archbishop of the Church of Necessary Evil. You can't mess around." Tsuchimikado Motoharu narrowed his eyes and smiled.

Li Xuan shrugged innocently and said, "So what if I messed up? Who wants her to run out of such a safe place casually?"

Tsuchimikado Motoharu still looked at Li Xuan with a smile: "This is very dangerous, Xiaoxuan. It may cause political problems in the entire UK."

"So what? A country that can't even see the Sword in the Stone is no threat to me at all, right?" Li Xuan looked at the Sword in the Stone that was almost exactly the same as the one in Xingyue World, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly. He stood up and smiled with a "I'm so cute" look on his face.

"Sure enough, Xiaoxuan is a very troublesome guy, nya, but fortunately Xiaoxuan and I are friends, so this matter will be left to others to have a headache, nya." Although Tsuchimikado Motoharu paused subconsciously, Then there was no response. As he said, Li Xuan was in trouble. He was a multiple spy and not a spy of the British Puritan Church. There was no need to fall out with Li Xuan for the sake of the British Puritan Church.

Li Xuan looked at Kanzaki Kaori's nervous expression and just smiled faintly: "An Xin, I'm not that free yet. I'll leave it to you to take a bath, but I can't leave the Sword in the Stone to you. I’ll be using it for a while.”

Kanzaki Kaori looked at Li Xuan and didn't know what to say for a moment. She wanted to call this guy a bastard, but as Li Xuan said, if Laura stayed well in the cathedral, what could happen? ? The Sword in the Stone also said it was a loan. Although I didn’t know how long it would take to borrow it, it sounded much better than taking it. In the face of the other party’s strength, I couldn’t say anything about not borrowing it. For a while, it seemed like they were Something was wrong, and Kanzaki Kaori felt extremely aggrieved...

Chapter 99 Misha \u0026 Chloe Jeff

"Eh? Touma seems to have discovered something, and I discovered other magicians. Let's go and have a look." Li Xuan was stunned for a moment before smiling.

Kanzaki Kaori nodded, and the three of them stood up and walked in the direction of Kamijou Touma. This was the decision that the three of them unanimously agreed on: Kamijou Touma was definitely the central figure in the incident and had nothing to do with it!

On the other side, Kamijou Touma was being held by a blond girl with a serrated hatchet on his neck. His face was covered in sweat and he didn't know how to answer the other party's question.

And this one, whose eyes were covered by a hat and hair, was wearing a red coat with a black leather bandage covering the exposed areas of his body, and black shorts. He had a lot of weapons on his body, and he seemed to be using them to perform spells. Formula: "Question 1, are you the one who performed the spell?"

"Eh?" The cold and mature voice made Kamijou Touma unable to connect the lolita in front of him with this voice.

"Repeat question one, are you the one who cast the spell?" The cold voice and the serrated knife in his hand made Kamijou Touma nervous. At the same time, he was also a little confused about what the other party meant and what the caster was.

"Ah, please wait a moment. It would be too hasty to just think that he is a magician. To be honest, if you think he is a magician, it would be more realistic to say that I am a magician. He is I don’t have any knowledge of magic.” At this point, Li Xuan couldn’t help but look at Kamijou Touma with pity.

"Hey, why are you looking at me like that? Is it possible that not knowing magic is something worthy of pity now? Come on, apologize to the ordinary people who don't even know magic exists!" Kamijou! Touma complained fluently to Tsuchimikado Motoharu and breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's Agami. Only Agami can complain so fluently."

"It seems that he is someone who escaped the disaster like us. I am the magician of the English Puritan 'Church of Necessary Evil', Kanzaki Kaori. The reason for coming here is the same as you, to determine the center of the distortion, but this boy It's impossible as a spell caster." Kanzaki Kaori held the handle of the Seven Heavens Seven Swords in his hand, as if threatening the creature opposite who looked like a lolita not to act rashly.

Li Xuan shrugged, waved the Sword in the Stone in his hand and said: "I am the King of Heroes, the oldest king. By the way, I am a heroic spirit. Don't get into trouble with me, or there will be big trouble."

"...the magician of the Russian adult cult 'Annihilation White Book', Misha Kroyjeev." Misha ignored Li Xuan who was making trouble with the Sword in the Stone, and just introduced himself.

And Tsuchimikado Motoharu exaggeratedly said: "Oh~ I am lucky enough to meet the members of 'Annihilation Hakusho' in a place like this."

"Question one, what's the basis for this man not being the caster? Question two, if this man is not the caster, who is the caster?" Misha stared at the three of them with an indifferent expression and continued to ask.

It's just that Kamijou Touma can't stand this kind of neglect. He should be the center of discussion about the whole incident now, right? Why does it suddenly seem like it's none of your business?

"I don't understand what you are saying at all. Speaking of which, why is Tsuchimikado here!" Kamijou Touma seemed to be complaining and asking questions in a menacing manner, but the three people opposite him showed no reaction at all.

Li Xuan curled his lips and took out the red rose that broke the demon without a care and waved it around.

"This boy doesn't know how to be a magician. He is a person with super powers, and his level is..." Kanzaki Kaori wanted to explain lightly, but was interrupted by Kamijou Touma: "Hey! You guys, ignore me. The person who was almost killed instantly, are you ignoring me?!"