The account was blocked at the beginning, driving game manufacturers crazy.
Forty-four. Failed to slap in the face
"Little brother, you are so fierce! Do you want to join us?"
Zhou Tianhao had already gone in and queued up. Seeing this, he thought about his situation.
It’s been so long since I graduated from college and I don’t even have a girlfriend.
It seemed like she was attracted by my top-notch skills.
He has seen many people who played games and developed into lovers.
Maybe he can also get love from the game?
So he canceled the queue and invited this player who looked like a girl at first sight.
As soon as the invitation was sent, a player immediately entered the room.
Since the room had its own voice chat, he heard a soft and sweet voice as soon as he entered.
"Brother, are you a substitute trainer? I see that all of your records are MVPs!"
"No, this is my own number. Although I bought it, the results are indeed all my own."
"Really? Wow! This is the first time I see a whole page full of MVP records. You are so fierce! So what position do you play?"
Zhou Tianhao is still a young man no matter what, but when a girl compliments him, he still feels a little shaken.
"Except for support, you can play in any position. After all, the position of support depends too much on your teammates. If your teammates are not reliable, you may lose."
When the girl heard this, she immediately said happily:
"What a coincidence. I happen to play support. If we line up together, we will definitely win!"
"..."
Zhou Tianhao did not refute, but silently started ranking.
Although he has a 100% winning rate and can win with or without a girl, it is also true that voice communication can increase cooperation and improve the winning rate. There is no need to ridicule others.
After hard work from night to now, Zhou Tianhao's rank has reached the platinum rank above gold.
Because of his 100% winning rate, the players he ranked were basically in higher diamond tiers, whether teammates or enemies.
And they all have a very high winning rate, and the players you can meet are basically players with some level of skill.
Therefore, girls can play the game without any accident, at least they understand how to win the game.
As long as his teammates don't cause trouble, he is bound to win based on his ability.
Soon, the game started, and Zhou Tianhao went on a killing spree, while the girl turned into a cheerleader and cheered from the side.
"Fuck! Awesome! Single kill!"
"666! The jungler caught the second level and got a double kill. It made me laugh to death!"
"Can you play one-on-three and get three kills on the opponent?"
"Four kills! This operation is outrageous!!"
"Penta kills! Hahahaha, the person on the other side is stupid, Silk Blood can actually do this!"
"Vote? Voted so soon? I haven't shouted enough yet!"
As the enemy highland crystal exploded after the surrender was successful, the game was easily won.
"Little brother, you are so fierce!"
The girl's voice sounded very excited in her voice.
"Although there are players in this segment, they are not high, and their understanding of the game is too simple. So as long as we focus on this, we can easily win."
"..."
The girl's original intention was to praise the strong man more so that he could continue to improve her points. However, he was directly discussed with him about how to play the game, which made her not know how to answer for a while.
She doesn’t understand this!
"Are you still playing?"
Zhou Tianhao didn't know what the girl was thinking, so he took the initiative to speak.
"Let's play, I have nothing to do today, I can keep playing."
The girl was just thinking about how to answer, but she didn't expect someone to take the initiative to speak, which saved a lot of brain cells.
So, Zhou Tianhao took his girl all the way to chop melons and vegetables, and received sweet compliments from the girl amidst the bursts of crystal explosions.
Soon, dusk came.
"Brother, my takeaway has arrived.
I'm going to eat first! "
The girl's sweet and lovely voice has penetrated into Zhou Tianhao's heart, and he immediately smiled and said:
"Go ahead, do you want to play tonight?"
"Play! Come when I'm full!"
After saying that, the girl left the room. Zhou Tianhao looked at the empty room and lost the desire to continue playing.
After ordering takeout, Zhou Tianhao opened the Douyin backend and found that all ten of his bug videos had a lot of views.
Among them, the latest reviews of "Giant Computer" have shown that the bug is useless.
"What a crappy video. After I turned it on, I couldn't find where the power button was, right?"
"That's right, I don't know how they can turn on the phone without the power button."
"You only got half of the oil and salt upstairs, right?"
Seeing that the comment area was so active, Zhou Tianhao simply didn’t delete the video, and just added the word ‘repaired’ to the end of the title.
Then he clicked on one of the bugs generated by the ‘Ten-fold Face Slap Amplification Refund Coupon’, the video of “Giant City”.
The comments on this video are relatively uniform.
"It's so cool that this picture can be played like this!"
"Tsk, tsk, this picture was randomly chosen during the qualifying round, and everyone else was dumbfounded!"
"This is called playing games. It's fun to play without spending any money!"
…
Zhou Tianhao checked the comments on nine other videos.
Basically, it’s the type that has been agreed upon...
In other words, it has been almost eighteen hours since he threw the king bomb, nearly half a day, and the first bug has not been successfully fixed.
This shows that his strategy of "making everyone lose their will to fight" was very successful.
Otherwise, with the capabilities of those officials, it is impossible to fix even one bug when a bug is discovered.
Zhou Tianhao was completely relieved this time.
After midnight, he will continue to release new bugs to put pressure on them. In addition to completing the system tasks, it can also be the last straw for them.
After they really can't bear it, they can unblock their account.
"If I had known this today, why did I do it in the first place?"
Zhou Tianhao shook his head, no longer thought about it, and turned off the Douyin backstage.
The takeout would arrive in ten minutes. He originally wanted to play "Summoner's League" again, but there was obviously not enough time.
So he turned on Goose Speedster, which was enough for him to run three times in ten minutes.
Click Ranking to start matching.
As soon as he finished ordering, he found himself in line very quickly.
"What's the situation? Are there many people here?"
Although this initial number reached the golden section when the "Route 56" bug was stuck, which is also the section with the most people, the ranking matching speed cannot be so fast. No matter how hard it is, it will take more than ten or twenty. Second.
If you want to advance in seconds, unless you are very lucky and there happen to be six players in the same segment lined up together, you can advance in seconds.
With doubts, the system began to randomly select maps.
He quickly selected a three-star map "Wind and Fire Wheel". Zhou Tianhao remembered that the steps for this map to get stuck were:
At 30 seconds, control the car into the flame wheel on the right side of the track to trigger the flying bug!
After thinking of this bug, Zhou Tianhao smiled slightly and waited for the dance to end.
The original account was still applauding from behind, but this time without the barrage of ridicule, Zhou Tianhao felt that it was tasteless because there would no longer be a slap in the face.
At this time, the game screen appears and the countdown begins.
"3."
"2."
"1."
"GO!"
When the time came, Zhou Tianhao jumped out in the initial car, trying to break through the encirclement.
But he failed immediately, and other cars with better performance than him pushed him to the last place.
Zhou Tianhao didn't care about this. He had bugs and could win no matter how he played.
"I will let you play for 29 seconds first, and in 30 seconds it will be my home court! Then I will let you know what the God of bugs is!"
With a gentle smile, Zhou Tianhao saw the flame wheel not far ahead about to arrive, and the time had reached 25 seconds.
Because of the more delicate operation, although he failed to break through, he was still able to keep up with other players. The gap between the two sides was almost the same as the rear of the car touching the front of the car, and the difference in crossing the line together was not even more than one second.
The time soon came to 28 seconds. On the left was the flame runner. Because the track was very wide, a drift was needed to adjust the direction before rushing into the flame runner.
And this operation lasted almost two seconds.
"It's now!"
He saw the right moment and just pressed the drift key and direction key with his fingers when he suddenly saw five players in front of him making exactly the same action at the same time:
The five people made a drift to the left in unison, and the picture was very smooth...
When thirty seconds were up, they just rushed into the flame wheel. From his perspective, the five players rushed in and the people and the car shook for a while, as if they were stuck. In the next second, they rushed towards The horizon disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye...
However, Zhou Tianhao made a mistake because of this scene and stayed in place, causing the card bug to fail.
"Pah! The slap in the face failed, the slap in the face is worth -5!"
Zhou Tianhao: "???"
…
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