The Almighty Boss Lost His Vest Again Today
Chapter 259: "Pig" in the phone
Chapter 259 The "pig" in the phone
"team leader?"
Lu Yao's slightly hoarse voice sounded, "Have you not slept yet?"
The boy woke up, but he didn't open his eyes, his lazy voice was a little charming.
"I wanted you to come and sleep with me, but you went to bed first." Zhan Shen said solemnly.
Lu Yao turned over, pointed his **** at Zhan Shen, and patted the position next to him, "Let's go together."
Zhan Shen: …
A soft sound of closing the door directly rejected Lu Yao, and when he left, he took his mobile phone with him.
The boy seemed to be unconscious and went back to sleep.
Walking out of the room, Zhan Shen calmed down completely. It wasn't that he didn't want to kiss, let alone that he didn't dare to kiss.
He was afraid of waking up Lu Yao.
Yes.
Exactly.
went back to the study, the cloud video was not turned off, and all the people participating in the meeting were still sitting there as they were.
As soon as Zhanshen came back, there were different depths of inquiry on his face.
The man narrowed his eyes, "The plan is fine, so let's do it."
It's a bit of a surprise that this plan passed. Is the boss sure he heard what he said just now? The person in charge of the proposal said, "Good boss! Because international competitions also pay attention to our domestic trends, this candidate is the most suitable. And we received news that Venus is also very interested in our famous people, two people Maybe there will be a different spark... This is definitely a flashpoint."
Zhan Shen nodded, "Dismiss the meeting."
The video was off, the man didn't move, but took out Lu Yao's mobile phone.
It is easy to get in, it is still a mobile phone with no secrets, and everything looks ordinary.
However, as soon as he opened the webpage and tried to type the simplest program code, the pink and tender little pig yawned and walked out of the darkness with a displeased face.
"The stupid humans who are not afraid of death have come to disturb the quietness of this pig again, you are impatient with your life!"
Zhan Shen squinted his eyes, and didn't know what code he typed, and suddenly many sharp arrows were transformed into the picture and shot at the pig!
The little pig was still rubbing his eyes. When he saw the arrow, his frightened soul flew away. With a swipe, his wings spread out from his back, flying all over the screen to avoid the attack!
"Wow, shameless! You murdered this pig with such an evil tool, **** it!"
Zhan Shen sneered: "Then let's see who dies first."
"Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't! Everyone is an adult pig, talk about it! Why are you using a knife and a gun?! Oh, I've been eating too much recently, and I can't stand it after flying a few times! Help!"
Dare to mock him as a pig? This little thing is as bold as his master.
Zhan Shen: "Tell me, where did you come from."
"Humans are born from their mother's belly, and of course pigs are born from their mother's belly. You can't even ask such a simple question? Are you sure you have an IQ of 300?"
The little pig just complained here, and found that the arrow next to him was aimed at him again, and he was frightened, "I was wrong, I was wrong, I didn't want to scold you, the pig that the master gave me is a proud, beautiful and cool pig, What can I do, I'm helpless too..."
"Speak pigs."
"My master is Lu Yao, and I was born from his mobile phone! I'll tell you everything you want to know!" Xiaozhu looked so pleased, his whole face was pasted on the screen, making a mysterious appearance : "The owner of the cute and beautiful and handsome and cool and smart piglets in the world: Lu Yao, there is still a month to turn 18 years old, he likes black, likes to eat heavy food, his favorite is girls, The best three sentences to pick up a girl..."
The more Zhan Shen listened, the more ugly his face became, "Enough is enough, shut up."
Zhan Shen: Such a cute pig must taste delicious.
(end of this chapter)
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