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In the office of Relativity Entertainment, Ronan got the first-hand data feedback of the test screening. According to the on-site investigation and statistics conducted by the Embassy Pictures, the word-of-mouth audition of Dungeon Siege is really terrible.

If it was a normal movie, he probably wouldn't even have the face to look at these data.

Fortunately, Dungeon Siege is not a movie that operates according to the normal operation, and the badness is clearly displayed, and it is used as a selling point.

According to statistics from the test screening, media reporters scored an average of 33 points, and film critics scored an average of 27 points.

All in all, it's about the same as expected.

This film, if it is replaced by a Cinema audience to score on the spot, it will be a D at most.

Possibly even lower.

What was transmitted to Ronan was not only the data, but also the promotion and distribution of the film at the same time. Although Ronan did not ask about the specific work, the embassy film company would routinely copy the report through the office software.

Because of the precedent of House of the Dead, the work in theaters is very smooth, and October is also considered to be the off-season of movies. Dungeon Siege can be opened in more than 2,500 theaters in North America.

In addition, overseas distribution of the film is also in preparation.

To Ronan's surprise, the other side of the Pacific also decided to introduce Dungeon Siege, but not as a sub-account film, but wanted to directly buy out the copyright for theater screenings in the market there.

The embassy film industry is negotiating. If there is no accident, the two parties will sign a contract soon after the box office in North America is released in the first week.

Selling out can also generate more income.

The trial screening of Dungeon Siege ended, and the media received negative reviews.

Uwe Ball also saw it, and got a copy of the Los Angeles Times as soon as he got to work today. A film critic's article on it scolded him and his movies for nothing.

All I saw was a weak and mentally retarded plot, shoddy sets and makeup. It really is a video game adaptation, and the production in all aspects is at a B-level level. Those cheap computer special effects are not as clear as the textures on the PS2. Some. From the beginning to the end of the film, it is full of unrestrained background music, almost to the point of flooding into noise. The chaos of the war scene makes people doubt the director's scheduling ability, and the rhythm of the plot is even more unreasonable. many hours.

Watching this movie is a sin, it's like being in a dungeon, suffering visual and auditory torture. You have to be prepared in advance, Uwe Ball Although he only made two films, his There is no worst movie, only worse!

Even if he was prepared in his heart, Uwe Ball still spit fire from his nose. As a director, he worked hard for more than ten months and paid so much for it. He got up at five o'clock in the morning to prepare, I watched the camera and studied the sub-camera until eleven o'clock at night, and even my hair turned white a lot.

The results of it? In the eyes of these jerk film critics, the fruits of other people's hard work are so worthless!

What's more, there are personal attacks.

The director of this film definitely has a problem with his head! He ruined the shooting game House of the Dead and he came to practice Dungeon Siege, and Dungeon Siege is worse than House of the Dead. How fucking angry, if the director is stupid, stay at home, don't come out and insult the IQ of the audience, it will only make you more mentally handicapped!

Uwe Ball held his breath in his throat and didn't know how to vent it.

Is this a movie review? Okay, I'm not good at filming, you think the film is okay? Why engage in personal attacks?

At this moment, Xiao Bao was completely involved, almost forgetting that this was a plan.

Finally, Uwe Bauer saw the film review in Premiere magazine that was not only personally attacking, but also seriously provocative!

Uwe Ball, you bastard! Do you dare to take responsibility for a bad movie? Do you dare to appear in front of me and let me beat you? Coward, cowardly director, have the ability to stand up and take responsibility for your bad movie!

The signature on the film review is Charles Eric!

Uwe Ball swears,

He remembered the name and will never forget it!

boom--

Uwe Ball slammed his fist on the desk and shouted at the assistant: Diane, find the media! I have something to say!

Diane Kirkla, with blond hair, walked into the office and said, Mr. Ball, the media has already been contacted.

Hearing this, Uwe Ball realized that this was all designed.

But thinking of that provocative film review, I still couldn't help but rage. Since I dared to jump out to provoke you, no matter if you specifically asked for it or not, I must beat you back!

Uwe Ball clenched his fists: My 20 years of boxing have not been in vain! Aren't you going to beat me up in public? Look who beats whom! If I can directly KO you, I will change my name to Paul Uwe in the future!

Soon, many media reporters, accompanied by the press officer of the embassy film industry, walked into Uwe Ball's office.

The angry Xiaobao not only accused the film critics of being tricky and mean, but also made a sharp counterattack.

In this world, there will never be a shortage of spectators.

The morning's intense work was over. After lunch, Gene, like most of his colleagues, used his office computer to log in to his mailbox and network account to see if he had received the latest email or news.

Among them, Netflix sharing is the focus of his attention.

Since discovering this function, Gene has become a loyal user of Netflix, and he will check it out when he finds time. Even if he does not post information, he still wants to know what his friends are up to.

Then, he saw a message forwarded by a netizen in his circle of friends.

It was a film review posted by a film critic.

Gene was originally a movie fan. He read the movie review carefully, but he only read half of it, and he frowned unconsciously. This movie critic is a bit too much. The movie review doesn't care about the movie. How can he personally attack the director?

He also declared that he would beat the director!

Is this a film critic or a gang member?

Thanks to the critic's remarks, Gene also remembered two names - Dungeon Siege and its director Uwe Ball.

Dungeon Siege was a game, he knew that, but Uwe Ball hadn't heard of it.

No matter who the director is, he will be very unhappy if he is scolded by film critics like this?

Seeing the end, Gene was surprised to find that this Uwe=Bauer, who was attacked by Charles Eric, actually responded in person!

Aren't you looking for me? I'm here. You can comment on how my film is doing, but you actually want to hit me? Well, I accept your provocation! I want to fight you! Let you realize that German directors are real men!

Gene scratched his head, this situation was a little unexpected.

Looking further down, Charles Eric also replied: Do you dare? You're not going to be as bad as your films are you? Fight with me? You can not!

How can a real man tolerate others saying no, Uwe Bauer replied below: I will know if it is okay or not after a fight!

Charles Eric is righteous: Your bad movie has poisoned so many fans, I must seek justice for them! I said, I want to kick you out of the movie circle! If you were beaten by me, would you dare to quit Hollywood? Do you dare to stop making movies in the future?

Uwe Ball was unequivocal: No problem!

Gene was quite surprised. Is this director really going to fight with film critics? This is so rare, it seems that Hollywood has never had it!

What's the matter, Gene? A colleague happened to look over here, and seeing Gene's surprised expression, he couldn't help asking curiously, Did something happen?

Gene pointed to his computer screen: A professional film critic and a director are dating online!

Colleagues were also quite surprised, and more curious: The film critic and the director have an appointment? Interesting! Interesting! Why?

Gene felt that he couldn't say a word clearly: I'll send you a link, you can see for yourself.

Netflix? The colleague said, No, I will log in by myself.

Gene looked up at him: You also use Netflix to share?

The colleague smiled and said, Yes! Last time I saw you use it, I also registered an account. The function is really good.

He quickly logged on to Netflix, and soon saw the message reposted hundreds of thousands of times. After reading it, he couldn't help laughing: It's so interesting! I don't know where they made an appointment, so we can go and see it.

What appointment? His words caught the attention of colleagues in the office.

Everyone is young, and their acceptance of this kind of news is very high. A group of people quickly became onlookers on the Internet.

Gene flipped through the replies from the onlookers following the message.

Where are you fighting? Can you tell me the time and address? We can go and cheer for you.

It's not just lip service, is it?

How about the movie Dungeon Siege? I just checked and it's coming out this month.

It should be very fun. I watched the last House of the Dead directed by Uwe Ball. It was bad, but it was quite interesting and entertaining!

Support Xiaobao!

Support our little treasure to blow up that vicious film critic!

I want to form a support group for Xiaobao!

Gene found that most of the netizens actually sided with Uwe Ball.

Perhaps the film critic's remarks and provocations were too vicious!

If he were to choose, he would also be on Uwe Ball's side.

Gene also reposted the news. After reposting, he looked again and found that the number of views had reached hundreds of thousands.

This has clearly attracted attention.

On the second day, Gene discovered that the attention to the incident of Uwe Ball and Charles Eric's dating was not limited to the Internet, and even many paper media had reported it.

The two parties also accepted interviews from media reporters, and both dismissed each other.

Even more startling, Uwe Ball officially responded to the critics' provocation when he participated in a reality TV show this weekend.

It's not fair to judge the director because of a movie. There are people who want to kill me and make a blood feud, which is far beyond the scope of a normal review of a movie or a person. .Charles Eric, a keyboard gangster, can only stab people back on the Internet. There is a kind of fight with me like you said. If you can’t enjoy my movies, you should at least show off your own skills and win. Come on again, otherwise, please shut up.

Uwe Bauer issued a gauntlet through the show, inviting the film critic who hated him to fight him in the boxing ring ten days later.

That weekend, Charles Eric responded publicly, accepting the data gauntlet, declaring that he would teach him a lesson on behalf of fans who were hurt by Uwe Ball's bad movies.

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