The Best Fake Eunuch

"Xiao Chen, are you willing to stay and work in our army?" Li Wanyun suddenly said something surprising.

"Ah?" Xiao Chen was of course taken aback, "My lord, you forgot that I am a eunuch!"

"Hehe, I didn't know you were an eunuch?" Li Wanyun smiled, "The emperor wrote to me the day before yesterday, saying that he was going to send eunuchs from the palace to garrison troops in various places as supervisors, so that he could keep abreast of real-time military conditions and ask me about my situation." mean……"

"But I don't know what the prince means?" Xiao Chen Although Xiao Chen is an eunuch himself, he still feels that Li Wanjiang's actions are very inappropriate!

"I'm also thinking about it, what do you think?" Li Wanyun asked without answering.

"How can a villain like an eunuch understand such important military affairs, but he dare not speak nonsense!" Xiao Chen hurriedly said.

"You kid is pretending to be confused with this king!" Li Wanyun laughed and pointed Xiao Chen's nose with his finger.

"If you go back to the prince, the villain will have to be confused!" Xiao Chen said.

"The emperor is not worried about these old brothers and subordinates who have followed him for many years!" Li Wanyun sighed, "But the generals who lead troops in various places have a lot of power at present, and most of them have the tendency to be too big to lose. The rebels are making trouble secretly, so the emperor has no choice but to do this."

Xiao Chen was silent.

"If you must send eunuchs to supervise the army, I really hope you can come. It's just that the army is hard, but it's not as good as the palace. You're used to pampering yourself, I'm afraid you won't be able to adapt for a while..." What Li Wanyun said inside and outside the words, really wanted to recruit Xiao Chen and him.

"Prince, to be honest, the villain is really willing to follow you. Although life here is a bit rough, at least you don't have to worry about it. I'm afraid the emperor won't allow me to come." Li Wanyun said so much. Well, Xiao Chen couldn't pretend to be confused anymore.

"Well, after all, you are Bingbi, the supervisor of the third-rank department, or some kind of factory owner in the West Factory? It is true that you have been wronged when you come out to be the military supervisor." Li Wanyun laughed.

"My lord, you know that's not what I meant." Xiao Chen sighed.

"I know, the emperor also knows, hehe, my brother knows everything...Xiao Chen, to be honest, this king appreciates your talent very much, and I really want you to help me. If you are in the palace If you encounter any difficulties, just send me a letter, and I will try to get you here." Li Wanyun said.

"Thank you, my lord!" Xiao Chen was very happy and moved, after all, as Li Wanyun, it was not easy to say such words!

"This crisis was resolved by you alone. Others don't know it, but this king knows it very well. You have not only saved countless lives, but you have also done this king a big favor. This king owes you a big debt." Favor." Li Wanyun said.

"My lord is serious, the villain actually didn't do anything, even if he made such a little effort, it was just to save his own life." Xiao Chen said.

"You kid is pretending to be confused with me again!" Li Wanyun laughed.

"My lord, if you really love villains, then read me a book, otherwise the emperor will be very embarrassed." Xiao Chen is sometimes confused, sometimes shrewd.

"I can't join you. Firstly, how can I want you after I join you? Secondly, if I join you like this, your life will probably be gone!" Li Wanyun is not evasive, as his prince, he can't do it. So it can kill ginseng directly!

"But don't worry, if I don't join you, someone will naturally join you. Although you have made such great achievements, there are still many capital crimes."

"Ah? Greedy money is not a capital crime, is it?" Xiao Chen was taken aback.

"Hmph, greedy for some money? I'm afraid you have collected at least two hundred thousand taels of silver along the way!" Li Wanyun sneered.

"How can there be so many?" Xiao Chen smiled shyly, because it's more than two hundred thousand taels, all of them add up to more than five hundred thousand taels, and that's not counting those gifts...

"It's a trivial matter. Your major crime is that you dispatched troops to wipe out Heihu Mountain without authorization when you were in Weizhou County! Damn you, you, a eunuch, dare to call the imperial concubine's guards and the local garrison without permission... What is it if this is not a capital crime? ?” Li Wanyun sneered.

Fuck!

Said Xiao Chen sat on the ground and broke out in a cold sweat.

"So your worries are superfluous. If the emperor wants to reward you, he can reward you anyway. If he wants to kill you, he can kill you anyway. It doesn't matter whether you have merit or demerit." refers to.

"My lord's kind words, the villain has benefited a lot!" Xiao Chen couldn't understand why Li Wanyun said these words to himself?

"Hehe, what kind words? This is open gossip about the emperor. If it reaches his ears, I'm afraid I will be in great trouble!" Li Wanyun laughed again.

"Isn't the lord scolding people? What the two of us said today will never be passed on to the public!" Xiao Chen swore.

"Ah... In fact, with my identity, I can't talk casually. It's just that it's rare to meet a bosom friend like you, so I can confide a few words from my heart, but it's quite refreshing." Li Wanyun sighed.

Xiao Chen expressed that he was flattered.

He really did Li Wanyun a big favor. The two of them worked together and worked together. The process was quite smooth and enjoyable. If we put aside our identities, we could be regarded as friends, but they were far from being bosom friends. what?

"Nanfeng received a letter the day before yesterday, presenting me with a poem called Qijue. He said it was written by you." Li Wanyun suddenly mentioned Duanmu Nanfeng.

Xiao Chenxin said that I have written too many poems, but I don't know which one?

"The plum blossoms are all gone and the birds sing in spring. I heard that the Taoist King passed the Jiuxi River. I send my sad heart and the bright moon to follow you to the west of Yelang!" Li Wanyun chanted with full of affection.

Oh, it turned out to be this song, which was jointly made by herself and Duanmu Nanqiao. She must have written to her brother Duanmu Nanfeng. Duanmu Nanfeng made some changes and gave it to Li Wanyun.

"Xiao Chen, if he wasn't a person with exquisite seven orifices, how could he write such wonderful lines?" Li Wanyun was immersed in the artistic conception of the poem, unable to extricate himself for a while.

"My lord's praise, is it too helpless?" Xiao Chen humbly.

"Xiao Chen, in your life, have you ever met someone who is intimate and caring?" Li Wanyun suddenly brought up the issue of the relationship between men and women.

"Uh... my lord, the villain is a eunuch." There were three black lines on Xiao Chen's forehead.

"What about eunuchs? The same has seven emotions and six desires, not to mention affectionate love, is it only a man and a woman?" Li Wanyun's words Xiao Chen couldn't understand either.

I don't understand the next words.

"What do you mean by confidant? It is to meet each other between confidantes, and to feel each other beyond the body! If you can have such a person in life, you really have no regrets!"

"It's a pity that this king, Wanhu, has a sad heart and a chivalrous body, but he is unknown to the world. There are only a few bosom friends, but they are far away from each other!"

"You go ahead, I'll edit a book later, and I'll bother you to hand it over to Nan Feng, and only he knows my heart."

Li Wanyun's eye circles were a little red when he said that, Xiao Chen was really baffled by this sudden sadness.

Do you really like Duanmu Nanqiao, my lord?

Then there is no need to go through Nanfeng, I can send the letter directly to Nanqiao.

I don't know if she likes you too?