The Best Fake Eunuch

On this day, Xiao Chen hired a big car for Chen Jisheng out of his own pocket. Afraid he would be bumpy, he ordered someone to buy five thick quilts and spread them all over the car, making it very comfortable for sitting or lying down.

If you are thirsty, you will have sour plum soup with ice balls, if you are hungry, you will have exquisite snacks from Xiaojing of Fenzhu County, if you are tired, you will sleep soundly, and if you are bored, Xiao Chen will come to chat with him.

Wei Yuntian said that you, an old man, are treated better than our noble concubines!

It's just that the two of them would always quarrel while chatting, and after a while, Xiao Chen got out of the car angrily, but after a while his anger subsided and he went up again...

"I don't know as much as you, a bad old man!" Xiao Chen said that every time.

"Bastard, what are you talking about!" Chen Jisheng said the same thing every time.

"Look out of the window." Xiao Chen opened the curtain on the car window.

"What's so interesting...Huh? Which prisoner is this being escorted?" Chen Jisheng saw five people standing on the side of the road avoiding the carriage of the imperial concubine.

Four ferocious yamen servants carrying iron rulers and chains in their hands, and a prisoner with disheveled hair and wearing prison uniforms met his eyes, and they all felt very familiar with each other.

"Lang Wenxin." Xiao Chen said lightly.

"Oh... so it's him." Chen Jisheng recognized it, and it really was that fellow Lang Wenxin.

"How is it? Don't you feel refreshed?" Xiao Chen asked proudly.

"Hmph, is this a good thing you did?" Chen Jisheng didn't seem too happy.

"Yeah, when you were in a coma, I brought Chen Ziang here to scold you, and ordered him to investigate this bastard!" Xiao Chen was still asking for credit.

"Do you think I'll be grateful to you? I want to blind you! You're doing something wrong!" Chen Jisheng said coldly.

"I did this all to help you vent my anger. I didn't mean to thank you, but you should have two words!" Xiao Chen's joy turned into anger. This heart is really chilling. Cool it!

"Yes, there are two more words. You are abusing power and abusing power! Besides, you are a eunuch, why do you interfere with local affairs? You also call a majestic magistrate around. Such actions are against those who are domineering. , What's the difference between a dog official who bullies others!" Chen Jisheng said loudly.

"You, you, you...you old man, I'm going to get so mad!" Xiao Chen became angry from his embarrassment, "You are a grassroots man now, and you think you are a second-rank official, Zuodu Censor!"

"What I'm saying is all right! How can you harm public power with personal grievances? If this goes on, it's no wonder that Da Zhou is not dead! Huh? Are you talking to this old man? Who do you think you are? You're just a little eunuch. Are you the emperor's old son?" Chen Jisheng has never lost a quarrel, let alone Xiao Chen, he also won a quarrel with the emperor.

"Farewell!" Xiao Chen jumped out of the car.

"No!" Chen Jisheng took a sip of sour plum soup, and the noisy old man's voice was dry...

Not long after, Xiao Chen came up again, he didn't have enough to suffer.

"Hey, old man, when we arrive in Jiangnan County, I will take you to visit Uncle Guo. Let me tell you that his house is even more beautiful than the imperial palace!"

"No! He is full of people's fat and people's anointing, the old man is heartbroken!" Chen Jisheng said.

"It's fine if you're not poor, why don't you see other people's riches? Uncle Guo is a businessman, not an official, so much money is earned by him! You're jealous, let me tell you." Xiao Chen thought This time Chen Jisheng ignored it.

"Hehe, he Duanmu Nanfeng is a businessman, but he is also an uncle of the country! If there is no support from the court and Jiangnan County officials, how much money can he make? To put it bluntly, it is the collusion between the government and the businessmen to suck the blood of the common people... I I don't believe you don't know!" Chen Jisheng said.

"Then why don't you join him? You even dare to join the crown prince!" Xiao Chen really disagreed with him.

"The Duanmu family is not so easy to join. They have been operating in Jiangnan County for many years, and they have grown into a towering tree. The roots are intertwined and spread widely. From top to bottom, I don't know how many people are involved... Don't talk about me. Even the emperor dare not touch him easily." Chen Jisheng sighed.

"Besides, the Duanmu family has always been very measured in their affairs. They rarely interfere in local affairs, and they have never acted recklessly or bullied others. Therefore, they have a good reputation from the court officials to the common people. In addition, Duanmu Nanfeng The boy has a very close relationship with King Zhongcheng..."

"How could he have such a close relationship with King Zhongcheng at such a young age?" Xiao Chen asked knowingly, see if your old man knows?

I knew it!

"Don't underestimate this uncle of the country. Although he is young, he is a young hero, extremely intelligent, and extremely wealthy. King Zhongcheng quelled the chaos in Jiangnan County, and he did not lack his help. At that time He is only thirteen or fourteen years old, and King Zhongcheng admires him very much, so he has been taking good care of him." Chen Jisheng seemed not to know.

"I also appreciate his truth." Xiao Chen boasted without shame.

Seeing Chen Jisheng staring at him, he quickly explained, "But I don't know him very well, and I'm a casual acquaintance... Seriously, come with me. When the time comes, I'll sing the red face and you sing the bad face. Come on." Knock the mountain to shake the tiger, see if you can knock him off, anyway, he is so rich, hehehe..."

"I advise you to give up your heart as soon as possible. It would be best if you can make friends with him, otherwise, don't offend him!" Chen Jisheng said.

Xiao Chen hurriedly said that he was joking, he is Uncle Guo, how dare I offend him? Give him some Burmese specialties later to curry favor with the head office.

Chen Jisheng said that you can do this! Okay, if you don’t learn, you just think about cheating, bribery, and bribery all day long. In the future, the bad luck will be on you people!

Little did he know that Xiao Chen had peace of mind, so he hoped that Da Zhou would be unlucky, because now he had already started to consider various possibilities about his future...

Zhuge Xiaosheng, Ye Baiqing and the others gathered together all day long to conspire, and everyone felt that they should take the first step firmly!

That is to leave the palace.

Otherwise, Xiao Chen's life will always be tightly held by Li Wanjiang, as long as there is any trouble, his head will be lost immediately!

The big guys are also unlucky.

It is absolutely impossible for an eunuch to leave the palace, unless he defected.

But now there is an opportunity.

I heard from Xiao Chen that the emperor has decided to send eunuchs to supervise the army in various places?

This is a theoretical possibility.

One is to find a way for Xiao Chen to get this errand, and the other is to make Xiao Chen go to the most suitable place.

This place is better to be far away from the capital, the surrounding dangers are better to be less, the commander of the garrison better has a deeper personal relationship with Xiao Chen, or the former general who surrendered is the best.

Because only in such a place can Xiao Chen gain a firm foothold.

Only after gaining a firm foothold can we slowly plot other things.

And there is only one place that meets this condition, and that is Lok Ma Po.

Murong Heng.