The Best Fake Eunuch

"Eunuch, are you back?" Seeing Xiao Chen's return, the two young eunuchs immediately greeted him courteously, looking at the gold in his hands with surprise on their faces.

When Xiao Chen followed Concubine Liu Gui before, he was just a very ordinary eunuch serving him, the kind who didn't even have a position, and of course he didn't have any followers or subordinates.

Now that he is with the queen, although he does not have a formal title yet, his status and treatment have also come up. Zhang Zifang, the chief eunuch in charge of Kunning Palace, has personally assigned two smart young eunuchs to take care of his daily life.

These are the two in front of me.

The one with a round face is Xiao Fengzi, and the other is Xiao Lizi with pockmarked face. They are both eighteen or nineteen years old, and they are very smart and capable at first glance.

Needless to say, these two were sent by Zhang Zifang to monitor him, maybe they were sent by the queen.

This is not surprising.

Just be careful.

"Well, just now the Queen Mother summoned and rewarded you with gold." Xiao Chen took out two pieces of silver from his bosom and threw them to the two of them, "You two should also be blessed."

"Oh, thank you, father-in-law! How can you be so embarrassing?" Xiao Fengzi was overjoyed, smiling happily.

"Elder-in-law can get the empress dowager's attention, and he will surely be a success in the future. Our two brothers will be the two flies on the tail behind your buttocks, Eunuch, and we must fly away." Xiao Lizi flattered.

"That's called flies flying thousands of miles away... You guy is really uneducated." Although Xiao Chen was full of thoughts, he couldn't help but chuckle.

"Look at what my father-in-law said. How many years have we read without opening our eyes? Can we compare with you? Now people in the palace say that you, father-in-law, came down to earth as a Wenqu star, but you fell into a group of chickens. Where is the phoenix among the cubs!" Xiao Lizi laughed.

Although it's flattering, but it feels weird, it's a chicken and a phoenix, after all, they are all female...

Not very pleasant.

The clothes were soaked in cold sweat, so I'd better take a shower first.

When it comes to taking a bath, it is also a very embarrassing thing.

Because this is winter, the ancient winter is so cold, although it is now the beginning of spring, the outdoor temperature must be at least minus 278 degrees.

Forget it, the problem is that it's so cold in the room!

The room he lived in was pretty good, at least the windows were papered tightly and the walls were thick enough, and there were several red braziers in the room, but it was still cold.

How cold is it after all? The chickens are all frozen!

"Little one, I'll go get you some hot water." Xiao Fengzi hurriedly said.

"The little one will wait for you to take a bath later. The little one has nothing else to do, just scrub your body and take a bath. Eunuch Zhang likes me to wait on him when he takes a bath." Xiao Lizi showed his hospitality again.

"No need, I'll wash it myself. When I'm taking a shower, you guard the door for me. No one is allowed to come in, you know?" Xiao Chen sternly refused.

I have a dick, and it's still kind of shameless.

Although the possibility of this kind of personal privacy being noticed is theoretically very small, it is also a big hidden danger. Once it is exposed, it will definitely die!

It would be strange if Li Wanjiang didn't tear himself apart!

But he can't really make a clean break and become a eunuch, can he?

But I was also reluctant, mainly because I was afraid that the empress and Concubine Liu would be reluctant...

Thinking of the beautiful scene with the two of them, an indescribable change took place in a certain part soaked in hot water.

Although he and the queen spent a night together, they didn't break through the final bottom line. The two of them just had fun in another way... you understand.

Xiao Chen didn't dare to be too strong.

Because beauty is what I want, and my life is what I want, I can't have both, I can only give up the beauty and save my life first.

But this is also good, it is challenging, Xiao Chen feels that he will be able to take her down sooner or later, it is only a matter of time.

I don't know where his self-confidence comes from?

One night's sleep was very uneasy, one moment he dreamed that Li Wanjiang was going to kill himself, and another moment he dreamed of taking a mandarin duck bath with the queen...

When the dream was full of joy, she was awakened by Xiao Lizi's calling, "Eunuch, wake up, the queen invites you to go, right now!" The tone was a little anxious.

"Understood." Xiao Chen stretched his waist and sighed lightly, guessing that the queen knew about being summoned by the queen mother, so she asked him to find out what happened.

It's forcing you to make a choice.

But I haven't figured it out yet.

He hurriedly got up to wash up, changed his clothes, and rushed to the Kunning Palace in a short trot. As soon as he entered the palace gate, he felt that the atmosphere was very wrong.

The maids and eunuchs lowered their brows and looked pleasing to the eye, and everyone had a very solemn expression on their faces, as if mourning a concubine.

"Why is this swollen?" Quietly asked Huan'er.

Huan'er shook her head again and again: "I don't know, the queen is furious, something is wrong, Mr. Xiao, you have to be careful..."

After entering, I saw the queen sitting on the phoenix chair, her pretty face was tense and angry.

Beside him stood the chief eunuch Zhang Zifang with an ugly face, but Xiao Chen, a middle-aged man with white face and beardless kneeling below, recognized him.

Isn't this Wen Shanchang, the imperial physician of Tai Hospital?

"The queen summoned the slaves..." Xiao Chen looked blankly, what's going on?

"Ask him!" The queen pointed at Wen Shanchang.

"Mr. Wen?" Xiao Chen is quite familiar with this Wen Shanchang. Before he got dysentery, he asked him to take medicine. Knowing that he is an honest man, how could he provoke the Queen to be angry?

"If you go back to your father-in-law, what is that? Concubine Zhang is happy." Wen Shan said long.

Xiao Chen was taken aback, isn't this a good thing?

Li Wanjiang's heirs are difficult, counting the crown prince at present, there are only three sons, which are too few for the emperor.

Now that Concubine Zhang is pregnant, it should be celebrated by the whole country.

So where does your anger come from, Queen? Is it jealous of others? You shouldn't be so narrow-minded, right?

"Our family personally went to check the emperor's daily life records. The emperor has not visited Cuihua Palace for more than a year." Zhang Zifang said coldly.

Fuck!

Xiao Chen couldn't help being taken aback when he heard the words, and finally understood why the queen was so furious.

Concubine Concubine Zhang's stomach is not the emperor's dragon species, but a wild species, this is a big scandal!

The emperor's concubine is actually pregnant with someone else's flesh and blood... Besides the young master, who else in the palace is so courageous?

I still couldn't believe that such a thing would happen, so I couldn't help but ask again: "You genius doctor, don't you see it wrong?"

"I have practiced medicine for many years, how can I miss the happy pulse? The pulse condition is cloudy, and the shaoyin is moving. It is said to have a child. The chi pulse is smooth and sharp. There is joy in pregnancy. The slippery disease does not come away. The fetus will be three months..." Wen Shanchang It is not wrong to say that this is my major.

I've been relying on it for three months?

"At present, only the three of you know about this matter. If anyone dares to leak it, don't blame me for being cruel and ruthless!" The queen was very angry.

As a queen, she is in charge of the harem, and if such a thing happened under her nose, she must have lost face.

I know, I don't dare!

The three of them knew that this was a serious matter, so they hurriedly swore an oath.