The Best Fake Eunuch

In Yang Zi Palace, Xiao Chen and Yang Feng'er sat facing each other. On the table were four delicate side dishes and a small jar of freshly opened plum blossom wine.

"This is made from plum blossoms that I picked myself last year. It's just ready now. I just don't know whether you are used to drinking it, Mr. Xiao?" Yang Feng'er stretched out her jade hand and poured the wine for Xiao Chen herself.

"How dare you ask your nobleman to pour me wine, I'll do it." Xiao Chen was not interested in wine, but in beauties, so what he grabbed was not the hip flask, but a pair of soft and slippery little hands.

"Eunuch Xiao, you..." Yang Feng'er's oval face flushed instantly, and her eyes rolled, adding a bit of charm, making her more like that female star.

"Don't take offense, Yang Guiren. I really don't mean to be frivolous, but I just feel that you look like an old friend, so I can't help it." Xiao Chen explained.

"I'm not offended, hee hee, people say that you, Eunuch Xiao, are daring, but I think you are also quite timid." Yang Feng'er covered her mouth and giggled coquettishly.

"My courage is just right... Hey, why is there no one waiting?" Xiao Chen looked around, as if he had just discovered that there were only the two of them in the room.

"The old ones, the young ones, are all stupid. I'm afraid they are all asleep right now. If you want them to serve you, don't even think about it!" Yang Feng'er raised her glass, "Eunuch Xiao, I don't know how to be grateful." You only have a glass of water and wine."

"Yeah, it's so fragrant and sweet." Xiao Chen actually didn't taste the wine at all, because his eyes were fixed on Yang Feng'er's face all the time.

"Did Eunuch Xiao mean wine?" Yang Feng'er pursed her lips and smiled, her eyes became rounder when she laughed.

"People are more fragrant than wine, but also sweeter than wine." Xiao Chen laughed.

"Eunuch Xiao, you are very timid, and you don't hold much alcohol, otherwise why would you talk drunk after just one drink?" Yang Feng'er smiled even more charmingly.

"That depends on who you're drinking with. If it's Feng'er, you can get drunk even if the wine doesn't touch your lips."

Because wine does not intoxicate people, people intoxicate themselves.

"Are you being contemptuous of my family?" Yang Feng'er drank a glass of wine, her face became even more rosy, and water seemed to drip from her eyes.

"It doesn't count." Xiao Chen suddenly grabbed her tender little hand, directly pulled her onto his lap, and said with a smile, "This counts."

"So you're really brave." Yang Feng'er twisted her slender waist, turned around, bit her lip and stared at Xiao Chen, "It's so bold! Who are you?"

"I'm your good brother." Xiao Chen unceremoniously kissed her thin lips, and his hands became restless.

Yang Feng'er is a knowledgeable young woman, just in her early thirties, since her husband died, she has never had any intimacy with other men.

Since entering the palace, not to mention receiving any favors, even the emperor has only met a few times.

Ever since seeing Xiao Chen, a romantic and handsome young gentleman, he wanted to swallow him directly.

Although I know that he is an eunuch, even if it's just a hug, a hug, a kiss, or a touch, it's better than nothing.

She felt that Xiao Chen seemed to like her very much, which could be seen from his hot eyes when he first saw her.

A woman's sixth sense, that's pretty accurate.

That's why I dared to invite Xiao Chen to come here at night. Gratitude is just an excuse. In fact, I want to get to know him better...

Unexpectedly, Xiao Chen was much more daring than she imagined, before she took the initiative to tease, he was belittled by him first.

It's okay to be frivolous, but he... is a real man?

Not a man among eunuchs, but a man among men!

Surprised or not?

Is it surprising?

But it doesn't matter, let the storm come more violently!

I don't know how long it took before the rain finally stopped.

"Good brother, I can't move anymore." Yang Feng'er rubbed gently against Xiao Chen's chest with her hot face, like a cat that still wants nothing more.

It was also the first time for Xiao Chen to experience the enthusiasm of a young woman. The process can be described as thrilling, but also really hearty.

Sure enough, that slang saying is very reasonable, young people don't know how young women are, and mistakenly regard young girls as treasures.

It's great, but it's a little tired... Tired and happy.

The next day, I didn't wake up until the sun was shining on my buttocks. I still felt sore in my waist, and my mind was still full of Yang Fenger's charming face.

In fact, to be honest, he regarded Yang Fenger as a substitute for that beautiful star. Last night when he was lingering, he called her by the wrong name several times. Fortunately, Yang Fenger was so fascinated that he didn't pay attention.

Thinking back now, the two look so much alike, with charming big eyes, slightly upturned corners of the eyes, small and delicate nose, slightly plump red lips...

While closing his eyes and recalling the scene of last night, he suddenly heard someone banging on the door.

"Boss, are you alright?" It was Wei Yuntian, this incomprehensible thing, who interrupted Xiao Chen's beautiful aftertaste.

"What's the noise in the early morning! Don't you knock on the door lightly? It's impolite!" Opening the door, there was a scolding first.

"Boss, it's already noon and it's early?" Wei Yuntian looked innocent.

"Can't you?" Xiao Chen didn't expect to sleep for so long, no wonder, he was really tired last night.

He hurriedly washed and changed his clothes, ate something, took Wei Yuntian out of the palace, and went straight to his own house.

"Boss, didn't you go to a temple outside the city? Why did you come to your house?" Wei Yuntian thought, Boss is not awake yet, right?

Look at him staggering along the way, absent-minded.

"Do you have any silver with you?" Xiao Chen asked suddenly.

"There are always four or five taels." Wei Yuntian took out a few pieces of silver from his bosom.

"Just bring this little money when you go out, what about the bank notes?" Xiao Chen frowned.

"No more, it's all spent." Wei Yuntian said.

"Fart! Where did all that money go!" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"Don't mention it, I donated it to those Anjifangs in the west of the city. I went to Fengyang Mansion with Xiaosheng Baiqing to handle a case that day. People passing by Anjifang were collecting donations on the side of the road. I happened to have no money with me. What came out was that big bank note, more than 8,000 taels, what the hell!" Wei Yuntian beat his chest and feet when he mentioned this matter, regretting it endlessly.

Eight thousand taels of silver is all he owns!

At that time, as soon as he took it out, he was taken away by the hateful Ye Baiqing. Seven or eight people all knelt down and kowtowed to thank him. Do you think he has the nerve to come back again?

I can only say no thanks with a forced smile.

According to the big guy's description later, he said that his smile was uglier than crying... Damn Ye Baiqing, sooner or later I will beat you to death!

"Oh, so that's how it is. A gentleman spreads his wealth in a proper way. If you donate it, donate it. This is a good thing to do good deeds." Xiao Chen praised it greatly.

"Eight thousand taels, boss! I earned it so hard on this business trip with you. I wanted to save it for my wife. Now that it's all over, I'll be a bachelor for the rest of my life." The wound in Wei Yuntian's heart that had just healed began to bleed again. up.

"Marry a daughter-in-law? Just dream, you boy, where is your daughter-in-law? I'll ask you!" Xiao Chen laughed.

"Where else can it be? My husband's family." Wei Yuntian also smiled.