The Best Fake Eunuch

The racecourse officer hurriedly sent someone into the city to report to the Ministry of War. Lu Jing, Minister of the Ministry of War, was shocked when he heard this. The kid I rely on is going crazy?

He hurriedly came galloping on horseback, anxious, the official hat almost fell off when he got off the horse, didn't he?

"Xiao Chen, what are you going to do? These war horses are reserved for King Fengyang, they have already been registered, you can't move any of them!" Seeing Xiao Chen, he yelled angrily.

"Master Lu, look at how petty you are, I don't want a single one... What I want is five thousand horses, even one less!" Xiao Chen had already picked out the horses and was about to take them away.

"No, no, come, someone, drive all the horses back to me, and don't allow him to take any of them away!" Lu Jing trembled angrily.

"The flag of Wang Ming is here! I am on duty by order, who dares to disobey!" Xiao Chen also changed his face, and took out the flag of Wang Ming from his arms and held it high.

"It's not you..." When Lu Jing saw the words "Ruzhen in person" above, he also had to kneel down quickly.

"Lord Lu, you should know the weight of this flag! You should also know the current situation of the brother. We have no grievances or enmities, but please don't force me to tear myself apart with you!" With a murderous look, now he is not used to anyone.

"What do you mean, boy? I don't believe you dare to do anything to me!" Lu Jing just got up, and almost fainted when he heard these words.

"You are a second-rank official, I can't do anything to you, but the brothers in the racecourse have all read it and listened to it. This is the king's order given to me by the emperor. It is like the emperor's presence. If anyone dares to stop me from doing things, Kill without pardon!" As soon as Xiao Chen finished speaking, the Xichang brothers drew their knives out of their sheaths together, and the atmosphere instantly became tense.

Those war horses smelled the murderous aura, raised their heads and hooves together, and neighed loudly!

As the so-called shadow of a person's name tree, everyone knows who this Eunuch Xiao is, and also knows who the Xichang gang are.

What's more, they still have the flag of the emperor's order, if they dare to stop them, I'm afraid they will really kill them!

"Lord Lu, I have offended you. When I turn around, my younger brother will definitely go to the mansion to make amends in person. I have other trivial matters to discuss, so I will leave!" Fei got on the horse and left in a hurry.

Lu Jing was left alone in the wind...

A few days later, Wei Yuntian brought back the three thousand soldiers, Xiao Chen found a school yard outside the city, and built a temporary barracks with tents to settle them.

When Xiao Chen stood on the high platform of the school field and inspected his army for the first time, he couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh.

Really sick and old.

The beards of the elderly are all gray, and the weak can't stand upright. The wounded soldiers still have white cloth wrapped around their heads and crutches on their arms. Excuse me?

By the way, these people are qualified to enter Anjifang!

"All the seriously wounded and sick are on the line!" As soon as Xiao Chen finished speaking, he staggered out for more than three hundred people, and when his subordinates confirmed that they were behind him, Xiao Chen directly told them all to get out.

where to? I don't care where you go, each person will pay twenty taels of road fare, wherever you like to go!

And let those who are over forty years old, weigh less than 100 catties, and those who are slightly injured and cannot go to the battlefield all come out, this time almost half of them came out... There are more than a thousand people in the dark, I rely on it!

These can't be all driven away, and if they are driven away, there will be no one left, and they will all be incorporated into the logistics force, responsible for meals and escorting food and grass.

As a result, almost all of the rest are deserters, ruffians and soldiers, that is, those who violated military laws.

There are only more than 1,800 people at roll call...

And one by one stands without appearance, people have no appearance, hippie smiling faces, sloppy,

Xiao Chen publicly announced the appointment of Zhuge Xiaosheng as the chief general of the army, Wei Yuntian as the deputy general, and the more than one thousand heads will be handed over to you two.

Practice how you want to practice.

Anyway, my boss, I'll take a step first, or I'll be so fucking upset!

Zhuge Xiaosheng first asked Wei Yuntian to select 700 people to set up a musket battalion alone, and Wei Yuntian was in charge of the training. The remaining thousand people were organized into ten centurions, and ten brothers from the West Factory were appointed as Hundred households, the centurion is divided into ten small teams, and each team sends a school lieutenant.

Most of the brothers in Xichang are from the army, and many of them have experienced many battles. The youngest has been a captain and lieutenant, and they have experience in leading troops.

They are the backbone of the army, as long as the skeleton is set up and strong enough, the troops will never disperse.

Appoint a brother who is familiar with military law as a military officer, and appoint Liu Mofeng as the military inspector and lieutenant, responsible for supervising military discipline and exercising punishment.

Appointing Xiao Ye as the banner officer, in charge of the banner in the army, and Duan Linger, the little princess, as the herald.

Wen Shanchang was appointed as an officer of Chinese medicine in the army, and Ye Baiqing was appointed as a staff officer in the army.

This is all discussed before.

The next step is to let the Chinese army read out the various laws and regulations in the army. This is a roll call procedure. After the reading is completed, they will be asked three times in a row.

"Listen clearly, all the fuck are soldiers, who doesn't know?"

"It's getting late, shouldn't it be time for dinner?"

"Right, let's fill our stomachs first. Brothers, eat more, but we will lose one meal every time we eat."

"I thought I would be able to come out after a few years of hard work, but this time it's good, and I directly sentenced our buddies to death."

"Forget about the capital crime, and you'll have to travel hundreds of miles to die in Dabeitouer. Not to mention the punishment, even Hun'er won't be able to return home."

"I will disobey my order if I get impatient, what else can I do?"

All kinds of strange words and complaints came up one after another, and gradually became noisy, but Zhuge Xiaosheng pretended not to hear it, ordered the dissolution, and assembled at Maoshi.

"Hehe, these guys are fucking soldiers, one is more difficult to deal with than the other. Believe it or not, there must be some bad-faith generals in the future. It seems that I need to prepare more boards, sticks or something. , so that they can have a taste of my tricks!" Liu Mofeng must have sadistic tendencies.

"No need for those things." Zhuge Xiaosheng said lightly.

"General Zhuge, kindness has never led soldiers since ancient times. You must not try to talk about benevolence and morality with them. I also led soldiers back then, and I know that the virtues of these guys are all cunning, no Severe punishment is not acceptable." Liu Mofeng said.

This is in the military camp, Liu Mofeng changed the name of Zhuge Xiaosheng to show the strict discipline of the army.

"Let's go, follow me around and check their situation." Zhuge Xiaosheng was noncommittal, and led Liu Mofeng to inspect the barracks.

Xiao Chen left the barracks, full of anger, went directly to the household department, and asked Chen Wenqi for military pay.

"Master Xiao, your troops have just assembled, and you want money before they start?" Chen Wenqi knew Xiao Chen's intentions as soon as he saw him.

"The soldiers and horses have not moved, the food and grass go first! Not only do I want to ask for the military salary, but also the food and grass!" Xiao Chen said.

He's here to fight lawsuits, not to make friends.