The Best Fake Eunuch

In addition, 10,000 pairs of cowhide military boots, 5,000 crossbows, 100,000 crossbows, and finally 100 red cannons, and 30 catapults are almost enough...

Lu Jing said fuck off, you son of a bitch!

Bring tea to see off guests!

Xiao Chen was happy again, why are you in a hurry again, Mr. Lu? I am asking for a lot of money, you can pay back the money on the spot.

The main reason is that you are too stingy, I am afraid that if there is less this time, you will complain to the emperor to come back, so you have to make some money.

Don't say nothing, I have already sent someone to inquire about your situation...

At the first moment of Mao shi, the drums in the military barracks were loudly beating, which was a call for the troops to gather.

As soon as the drum was played, there were only a few hundred people gathered in the school grounds, and the rest were still coming one after another, not in a hurry.

The first drum was just a summoning order, and the second drum beat a little more urgently, which was a urging order. When the drums stopped, almost 1,700 people had arrived.

After the three-way drum, Zhuge Xiaosheng began to order troops, and the dozen or so people who strolled over one after another were all kept out of the queue by the inspector team.

One by one still didn't care, whispering and talking in low voices.

"I was taking a shit just now, but it's too late to pull up my pants and jog."

"I was sleeping soundly, and when I was in a daze, I heard a drum."

"This time, I might be hit by a board."

"What the hell, it's not the time of war, a school field is late to fight a chicken feather board?"

"Brother Liu, you are a ruthless person, tell our general about this later."

"Look at his little boy, he doesn't look like he can lead soldiers..."

They were happily chatting, when they suddenly heard the captain of the inspector, Liu Mofeng, shouted, "Bring those who are late!"

Dozens of soldiers from the inspection team agreed abruptly, and escorted more than a dozen people to the general audience.

Zhuge Xiaosheng glanced at several people and asked the officer, "How should we deal with people like this?"

"Return to the general's words! The name should not be called, and the time is not up. This is a slow army, and the offender will be beheaded! Raise your voice and laugh, and despise the prohibition. This is a light army, and the offender will be beheaded! Both crimes will be punished, and the offender will be beheaded!" the officer said loudly.

"Where is the Captain Inspector?" Zhuge Xiaosheng nodded, with a sinister smile on his face.

"The end is here!" Liu Mofeng loudly agreed to take a step forward.

"Enforce the military law, order its head to the gate, and punish those who dare to despise military discipline!"

"Yes!" Liu Mofeng turned around and waved his hand.

The soldiers of the inspection team immediately kicked the dozens of people to the ground, ordered them to kneel down, and an executioner behind him swung the ghost knife, and the heads of a dozen people fell to the ground almost at the same time!

The blood in the cavity spurted out, soaring more than ten feet into the sky before falling down, like a bloody storm.

The entire school grounds were silent, only the autumn wind was blowing the banner, and the sound of hunting.

No one thought that this unknown young general would be so ruthless. He thought he would only give a lesson to those who came late, but he was chopped off immediately.

Even Liu Mofeng was secretly startled, saying that he was ruthless, and Xiaosheng was a ruthless character, it's a pity that I persuaded him not to be kind...

"It's their fault that the soldiers didn't obey the orders, and it's your fault that the officers didn't notice clearly... Chinese army?" Zhuge Xiaosheng summoned all the officers responsible for leading them out of the line, and publicly reprimanded them.

When everyone heard the rumors, they were all chrysanthemums, and they thought that they would not be killed, right?

This is really wronged, because they were the first to arrive when the drum beat, and they started the whole team roll call. When they saw that no one came, they immediately sent someone to look for it.

It's just that these idiots weren't in the camp at the time, and the people they sent didn't dare to search carefully, for fear of missing a second drum... Even if the crime is unforgivable, it is also excusable.

"Returning to the general, if it should be cut in battle, it should be a hundred army sticks in practice!" Zhongjun said loudly.

"Execute." Zhuge Xiaosheng said lightly.

Liu Mofeng had a heart this time, and blinked his left eye at his subordinates when the order was carried out.

The subordinates understood that, although the military battle in his hand was swung violently, and blood would splatter when hit, but in fact, all the hits were skin and flesh, and no bones were injured at all.

So after each of Pi Li Pa La beat a hundred army sticks, these brothers who were beaten could still climb up and return to the team with their teeth grinning.

This greatly admired the soldiers. They had long heard that all the people in Xichang were masters of martial arts. They were tough men who had experienced many battles. They didn't believe it before, but now they saw it with their own eyes. .

It is said that after suffering so many sticks, I can still stand up and walk freely...

"This time we go out to battle, and we have a narrow escape, are you afraid of everyone?" Zhuge Xiaosheng scanned the audience and asked in a deep voice.

Don't be afraid! The answers are very neat and the voice is very loud, because this is a standard question and answer.

"I'm afraid." Zhuge Xiaosheng smiled and said, "As long as people are afraid of death, those who are not afraid of death are not human... But! Death is either lighter than a feather, or heavier than Mount Tai! Foreign enemies invaded the border of China and killed me. Sons and daughters, we soldiers die to defend our country, what fear and regret do we have when we die?"

"The big guy stands like a man, so I don't know if it's a real man or a fake man? He always touches his crotch to see if there are any eggs? Those who have eggs will follow me to fight for their lives, and those who don't have eggs, please hurry up Get the hell out of here, and don't embarrass us Huaxia boys!"

The general was so humorous, out of politeness, everyone laughed dryly once or twice, thinking in their hearts, Mr. Xiao doesn't seem to have... that kind of thing.

"Speaking of narrow escapes, this general and the hundreds of brothers present have experienced it more than once or twice. They defeated Sato Yokoji's fleet at sea, wiped out the gangster Gong Heihu in Weizhou County, and beheaded him in Burma. Killing Prince Seba and his two thousand armored guards, hey, every time we are nine dead, but we all die forever."

"Some people say that our brothers are brave in battle, some say it's because our brothers are not afraid of death, and some say it's because our master Xiao Chenxiao has the luck of the time and is immortal. As long as you follow him, no matter what monsters you face, you will be able to fight in the end." Safe and sound, save the day..."

Hearing this, everyone nodded secretly, because Xiao Chen's heroic deeds had already been spread throughout the army, and the more they spread, the better they became.

Some said he descended to earth as Wenquxing, some said he descended to earth as Wuquxing, and some said he descended to earth as Dapeng Garuda. In short, he is definitely not human...

But maybe it's because the real person doesn't show his face? After a quick glimpse this morning, the big guys didn't seem to see any magic about him?

Handsome is very handsome, handsome is also really handsome, the character is quite romantic and chic, yes, but it just doesn't match the legendary God of War.

Not only is Xiao Chen not like the Xiao Chen in the big guy's mind, but the evil god Xiao Ye who speaks like thunder is not what the big guy thinks.

I thought he should have big eyes, a square face, a wide mouth, a full beard, a ferocious expression, and a length of two feet, like an iron tower, like the angry-eyed King Kong in the temple, the Dharma Protector King!

But it wasn't this skinny young man who seemed powerless.