The Best Fake Eunuch

He was really strong, a man like a black iron tower saw that everyone retreated in the face of difficulties, so he walked out shyly.

Everyone saw that he was tall and majestic, and they all thought in their hearts, if no one can lift this big rock, that's all. If anyone can lift it, I'm afraid there is only this one.

But he saw Shi Shi ran to the side of the stone, tightened his belt, stretched his arms, bent down and tried to hug him, then grinned, "It's so heavy, brother, I'm afraid I can't lift it up." Oh."

The big guy let out a burst of laughter again, I can't rely on you, and you still pretended to be so coercive for a long time? Go down now!

"Hey, do you really think I can't make it if you play tricks with you?" The big man sneered, stretched his arms, shouted a chant, and hugged the stone vigorously.

The big guys applauded loudly, even Zhuge Xiaosheng and Wei Yuntian were all in admiration, this guy really has the strength!

Seeing the big guys admiring and cheering, this man was so happy, he moved his dantian with luck, and with a loud roar, he even lifted the stone high above his head!

It turned the field.

"Good boy, you are so mighty and majestic! Put it down quickly, and be careful not to hurt your strength." Wei Yuntian was worried that he might be injured due to excessive force.

"Hehe, it doesn't matter if it's a small amount." The big man has a crazy personality. The more others talk about him, the more energetic he is, he simply holds the stone and walks around in a circle. When he walks up to Xiao Ye, he throws the stone down in a demonstration, Hearing a muffled bang, the boulder was smashed into the soil half a foot deep!

"What a man, what's his name?" Zhuge Xiaosheng asked.

"Don't laugh, general. The villain's name is Yan Luo, and his nickname is the living king of Hades." When the big man mentioned his name, he was a little embarrassed, and smiled blushingly, which was very charming.

"Good name, hahaha, I didn't expect that I have a King of Hades under my command? That's invincible. Come on, I'll reward you with two hundred taels of silver! This general named you the deputy banner officer and the rank of lieutenant!" Zhuge Xiaosheng laughed loudly, The silver reward was doubled, and he was promoted several levels in a row.

"Thank you General for the reward!" Yan Luo rolled his big eyes and squinted at Xiao Ye, "It's just that if a villain is a banner officer, he should be a righteous one, but he doesn't want to be a vice!"

Its meaning is self-evident, it is aimed at Xiao Ye, and Yan Luo also wants a bounty of three thousand taels.

"Oh? Why?" Zhuge Xiaosheng asked knowingly.

"The villain is not convinced by this Xiao Banner official! Didn't he say that he wanted to compete with him? I lifted the stone, can he succeed? If he can't, why should he be the right one and I should be the deputy?" Yan Luo said loudly.

"That makes sense, Xiao Ye, are you going to make it?" Zhuge Xiaosheng nodded and smiled.

"Will it work?" Xiao Ye was always thinking about the musket in Wei Yuntian's hand, and was always absent-minded.

"Hehe, don't pretend to be stupid. The general asked us to lift a stone to compare our strength. You saw it when I lifted it just now. Now it's your turn." Yan Luo sneered.

"That's it?" Xiao Ye glanced at the stone under his feet, he was very disdainful, so just lift it up, what's so grand about it?

"Oh, what a big tone, if you can lift it up, I will recognize you as my big brother in the future, and I will be your little brother for the rest of my life! If you can't, hehe, then I have to give up the position of flag officer It's me."

What did Xiao Yexin say, you just want to be my little brother? As if I would love to be your boss! As for the banner officer, I am not willing to do it either. If you want to do it, forget it. I want to join Brother Wei's musketeer battalion right now...

But seeing the big guys all looking at him, it seems that he can't justify it without raising it.

He is short in stature, not much bigger than the dismounting stone, so he is not easy to hug, so he stretches out his toes and gently picks under the stone, lifts the big stone to a height of more than one meter, stretches out his arms to catch it firmly, and holds it high rise.

This time there was no cheering, because everyone was stunned by the unbelievable scene in front of them...

Seeing the big guy's strange expression, Xiao Ye immediately understood, "Why is this not counted?"

Using a little force with both arms, he threw the boulder into the air more than a foot high, and gently caught it when it fell.

Still no applause.

yeah? What's the matter? Then I hold it with one hand and count...

"Boss, you are not human." Yan Luo knelt down to Xiao Ye directly, "You are a god!"

"Xiao Ye Heavenly God!" Someone suddenly shouted, and everyone followed suit loudly, but the surrounding people couldn't hear the following words clearly, only heard the word Xiao.

"Xiao! Xiao! Xiao!" The voices came and went, like thunder rolling.

The last time the big guys shouted this together was when they were fighting against the Dongpu Navy at sea.

From then on, this became the iconic slogan in Xiao Chen's army, as long as someone chanted the word Xiao in unison, they were under Xiao Chen's command.

At this moment Xiao Chen came to the Prince's Mansion again, this time Li Shi was at home, when he heard that he was coming, he immediately heard about it.

After the meeting, Xiao Chen asked someone to bring in the gift he had brought, but it was a brand new wheelchair.

Li Shijian was very curious, "This is..."

"My lord, last time I saw that the seat you were sitting in was really inconvenient. After returning home, I couldn't sleep because of thinking about it day and night, so I consulted with Liu Fuhai from the Imperial Treasure Supervisor and made a new type of wheelchair for you. , boldly ask your lord to sit down and see if it suits you?" Xiao Chen explained.

The last time he saw Li Shi's seat, he immediately thought of a modern wheelchair.

Although the Lord Li Shi Wang is always served by people when he comes in and out, it is still very inconvenient after all.

He had nothing to do a few days ago, so he found Liu Fuhai, told him his idea, and even drew a sketch.

Liu Fuhai is a skilled craftsman with strong hands-on ability, coupled with Xiao Chen's guidance and help, he quickly made a modern wheelchair.

Now there is no battery motor or anything, so the two decided to install a strong spring under the seat. As long as the spring is turned tightly, the wheels on both sides of the seat can be turned by several delicate gears.

Theoretically, if the machine spring is tightened once, it can walk automatically for about two hours, which is already very remarkable.

The seat cushion is made of cowhide with a thick layer of cotton silk on it. It is extremely comfortable to sit on. The starting mechanism is on the right hand side, and it can be moved forward with a slight push.

At present, there is no universal joint, so the steering can only be controlled by Li Shi through the wheels on both sides. For example, lightly press the left wheel when turning to the left, and vice versa when turning to the right.

There is also a high technology on the wheel, that is the rubber tire.

Xiao Chen brought back a lot of natural rubber from the Wilson ship, and after several times of rough processing, it was made into the current industrial rubber. Installing it on the wheels can not only play the role of shock absorption, but also greatly improve the stability and durability of the wheels. service life.

Although it is an experimental product, it is quite successful. Xiao Chen has experienced it many times, and he is quite happy to play it, so he almost stayed by himself.

This means Xiao Ye and Duan Ling'er didn't see it, otherwise it would be hard to say...