The Best Fake Eunuch

You, Eunuch Gong, can offend Master Xiao, but none of our subordinates can afford to offend him. If you really want to take his precious siblings away, I promise that no one in Jinyiwei will dare to interrogate him!

If you really want to catch it, you can just let the imperial army send someone to catch it... Anyway, I dare not obey orders as a young child.

Of course Gong Shouli knew that there would be no one from the Profound Sky Society around Xiao Chen no matter what, but he just wanted to take this opportunity to hit Xiao Chen's arrogance, but he was counterattacked on the spot, which made him feel a little bit embarrassed.

Fortunately, the Xichang brothers on the side and the Jinyiwei who came with him persuaded the two father-in-laws not to fight, otherwise, seeing that they disagreed, they would really fight each other.

"Xiao Chen, don't be complacent, kid, let's wait and see!" Gong Shouli was still clamoring before leaving.

"Okay, those who have the guts to come with me, go to northern Xinjiang to play with the Xianbo people? Hehe, I'll laugh at you for not daring!" Xiao Chen retorted.

"When I charged into the battle, you were still rolling in your mother's womb. Why are you pretending to be a wolf with a big tail?" Gong Shouli is qualified to brag about this.

"A wolf with a big tail is always better than a castrated dog. You can't tell the difference between the male and the female. Why do you want to howl like a wolf?" Xiao Chen thought that he might not be able to see this fellow in the future, so he Simply scold me happily.

But when he was scolding happily, he forgot that he was still a eunuch. This also violated the taboo of the military strategist, if you hurt the enemy a thousand, you will also hurt yourself eight hundred.

Everyone was stunned when they heard this statement, right?

I said in my heart that Eunuch Xiao was really angry, and he couldn't choose what to say.

In other words, even if our Eunuch Gong is a eunuch, you, Eunuch Xiao, are also eunuchs.

He didn't dare to laugh even if he wanted to, so he rushed up and pulled the furious Gong Shouli out.

Gong Shouli couldn't help Xiao Chen, but others were more than enough. He led Jin Yiwei to search the palace thoroughly.

Except for the queen, imperial concubine, and concubine Liu who didn't dare to enter, the rooms of the other concubines were turned upside down by him!

They searched the palaces of Zhang Yao'er and Yang Feng'er very carefully, everything they saw was forbidden, and they kept saying that they would play the Emperor Ming and punish them severely!

This is for him to avenge his private interests by acting on public affairs, because he knows that these two have a good relationship with Xiao Chen.

But he was the only one who flaunted his prestige and made nonsense, and none of the Jinyi guards who followed him dared to be presumptuous.

Someone discovered something prohibited, and quietly asked the little maids to put it away quickly, so that Eunuch Gong would not see it.

We are all following orders, but we are not targeting concubines and nobles.

If you want to go to Xiao Chen and Mr. Xiao to announce the complaint, you must explain this point, we brothers, but no one dares to offend his old man...

Even if the harem is like this, the 24th Prison is about to be overturned by Gong Shouli, especially when searching the Yubao Prison, he found a lot of weird things, I heard that they were all brought by Xiao Chen, and they were confiscated immediately!

When they saw natural rubber, they insisted that it was secret gunpowder, and threatened to take Liu Fuhai away for strict interrogation.

When Liu Fuhai was a scholar, he couldn't explain why when he met soldiers.

In desperation, he had to ignite a piece of rubber in public, but it didn't detonate, just a puff of black smoke and a pungent smell!

But Gong Shouli said it was poison, it seems that Xiao Chen intends to use this thing to smoke my emperor to death, his heart is absolutely damnable!

All of a sudden, the sky was full of anger and resentment, and everyone was in danger, and secretly scolded Gong Shouli to the point of blood!

But don't tell me, he really found dozens of people with suspicious identities. Although a few people refused to admit that they were rebels of Tianxuan Society after being tortured, I, Gong Shouli, said that you are, you are!

Not the rebels of Tianxuan Society, but also other rebels, or spies, in short, they are not good people.

It's a pity that these people have nothing to do with Xiao Chen, otherwise Gong Shouli will definitely involve him and avenge his personal revenge.

Xiao Chen didn't have time to pay attention to him, so he went to the Shangyi Supervisor to find Zhang Dafu, and asked him to tailor several sets of plain silk shirts, white loafers, and green cloth hijab, which were worn by empresses and concubines.

Li Wanjiang wanted to bury the crown prince with the honor of a king. According to the regulations, from the empress to the concubines in the harem, they are not allowed to wear silk and satin costumes for a few days. Of course, there is no need to wear linen and mourning.

Since Xiao Chen didn't leave, he had to stand on the last post and serve the beauties for a few more days.

"Master Xiao, you have made all the things you told your brother to make last time. Are these things worn by women?" Zhang Dafu mysteriously took out several pieces of thin white gauze underwear and black silk pants. socks to him.

"What are you shouting about? These are the clothes that queens and concubines wear next to their bodies, have they been sterilized?" Xiao Chen was overjoyed, and hurriedly put them away in his arms.

"It was boiled in boiling water according to what you said, and the blueprints for making it were all inside, and I didn't dare to let others see it. I asked Mr. Xiao, what are you doing?" Zhang Dafu, an ancient eunuch, How could he understand Xiao Chen's interest in a modern man?

"Da Fu, that bastard Gong Shouli didn't make things difficult for you, did he?" Xiao Chen didn't want to explain to him, the main reason was that he couldn't say it, so he talked about him.

"No, brother, I'm not that easy to bully! By the way, from the inside to the outside of the emperor, which clothes are not sewn by me, Zhang Dafu? If you annoy me, then resign and don't ask for it. Let's see what he does with the emperor." Confess!"

Zhang Dafu is a technical talent, his needlework is known as the best in the world, and the clothes he makes are so fit and comfortable, he is also deeply loved by Li Wanjiang, so he is not afraid of him, Gong Shouli.

"If Eunuch Xiao, it would be great if you were the great eunuch with palm prints. The brothers all admire you and work under you, and the big fellow would be happy. The other day when I was drinking with Fuhai and talking about you, he was so worthless that he cried. There is no bosom friend anymore..." Zhang Dafu couldn't help sighing again.

"Well, I have nothing to do with the big guys, but there is no way, we are slaves, and we must not obey the emperor's orders? You don't have to worry, I, Xiao Chen, will not be killed so easily, wait for me We have established a foothold in Yanyun County, we must invite the brothers over to drink!" Xiao Chen was also quite moved when he heard it.

Eunuchs are also people, and they also emphasize feelings.

"That's a good relationship!" Zhang Dafu knew that Xiao Chen's words were to comfort himself, but he felt comfortable listening to them.

"The matter of the cotton coat last time was also thanks to your brother's help, otherwise I would really have a headache. The cotton coat is also well made, the cotton is thick enough, and the fabric is strong enough." Xiao Chen said again.

"Lord Xiao, we are all brothers. What do you mean I don't understand? Do you want cotton cloth? But these are all materials controlled by the imperial court now. It's easy to get a small amount, and it's not good if you have too much... But brother knows someone Man, you go back and look for him, maybe he will have something in his hand." Zhang Dafu hesitated for a while.

"Oh? Is that man a smuggler?" Xiao Chen is so smart, he can understand it immediately.