The Best Fake Eunuch

Duan Ling'er was naughty and active since she was a child, and she liked to dance with knives and guns the most. That day, two of her father Duan Pingzhang's friends from all walks of life came to visit the house.

One is Master Ciyun from Mount Emei, and the other is Zhang Chuqiu, a famous swordsman. With a new apprentice, Baili Qingyun.

Duan Pingzhang summoned his youngest daughter, and let the two friends see if she has the talent to learn martial arts?

Duan Ling'er was very happy when her father said that she wanted to learn martial arts. She ran to find a steel knife and performed it in front of the big guys.

As a result, because he was too excited, when he swung the knife, he accidentally injured the back of his neck and left this scar.

Master Ciyun liked her very much, so she even agreed to take her as an apprentice.

At that time, Baili Qingyun was already eleven or twelve years old, so he remembered the scene very clearly.

After a long time, the two are still old friends.

This fight was really inexplicable.

Just now it was a life-and-death struggle, but now they sit down and reminisce about the old days. No one thinks there is anything wrong. The children of the rivers and lakes are all temperamental people.

"Don't you know martial arts? How come you know the flame palm." Baili was most curious about Xiao Chen, in fact, this person himself is a legend.

"Is this something that everyone in the world knows?" Xiao Chen laughed.

"Yeah." Baili was a little embarrassed, but he didn't make any excuses.

"You have to keep this matter a secret for me, otherwise when others come to kill me in the future, I won't be able to surprise them." Xiao Chen said.

"Okay." Baili promised, but sighed softly, "Your martial arts are so high, I'm afraid no one in the world can kill you."

"Let me tell you the truth, my martial arts skills, he is not effective at all times, he was not effective last time, but luckily this time..." Xiao Chen laughed.

"You are really strange, you shouldn't have told me this." Baili was stunned.

"It doesn't matter if I tell you, anyway, you promised not to tell it." Xiao Chen said that I believe you.

I don't know why?

Maybe it's just intuition.

"I owe you my life, and I will pay you back." Baili said silently.

"You don't owe me, and I don't owe you. It's good that we don't owe each other. We still miss each other in our hearts. Now that there is a lot of talk in Fengyang City, I won't invite you as a guest. Reunion, we brothers must have a few drinks." Xiao Chen didn't care about it.

He got up and said goodbye, got on his horse and left. After walking for a long time, he looked back, only to see Baili Qingyun standing upright by the road, like a stone statue.

Maybe he is lonely too?

"Oh! Something seems wrong?" The three of them rode side by side, and Duan Linger suddenly screamed, as if remembering something.

"What's the matter? Someone stepped on your little tail!" Xiao Chen couldn't bear her surprise.

"Xiao Ye, what did you just say?" Duan Ling'er narrowed her eyes, "You said Brother Xiaosheng and they said I was going to kill the boss...how did they know?"

Duan Ling'er was too concerned about being sad just now, so she didn't pay attention to it, and now thinking about it, she is terrified.

My identity is the eldest cousin.

"You little idiot, you still want to hide it from them? Everyone knows it from the day you came to me!" Xiao Chen laughed.

"Ah? No way?" Duan Linger looked at Xiao Ye, Xiao Ye, who never lied, nodded and said that it was indeed Jiang Zi's.

"Hey..." Duan Linger suddenly felt that this little undercover agent had failed.

"Then why didn't you tell me? It made me pretend so hard and make people laugh at me!" Angry Xiao Ye.

"I told you." Xiao Ye said that you forgot what I said just now?

"Hmph, then why didn't you tell me earlier? It's a shame that I still love you so much and ignore you from now on!" Duan Linger said just that.

It is impossible for her to ignore Xiao Ye, because at present, she is only such a little brother, if she ignores his words, she will not be able to do it as a little sister...

This night made Xiao Chen tormented enough, he fell asleep on the bed when he returned to the palace, slept until dusk, and only woke up when the sun went down.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she was startled, but Duan Ling'er was obediently sitting by the bed, reading an ancient book seriously, not to mention that the little girl looked quite like a little lady when she was quiet.

"Boss, are you awake?" He stretched out his small hand and brushed the hair on his forehead, looking so peaceful.

"What are you doing here?" Xiao Chen stretched.

"When I was dreaming, I remembered one more thing. You haven't promised not to drive me away?" It turned out that Duan Linger was worried about this.

"Okay, if you don't leave, don't leave, but you have to promise me one thing." Xiao Chen yawned.

"I agree to everything!" Duan Linger was overjoyed.

"Duanmu Nanqiao... oh, it's the imperial concubine. She gave me another silkworm robe, just like the one I wore. It is invulnerable to weapons, water and fire. You can follow me to northern Xinjiang, but You have to wear it every day." Xiao Chen took out a silkworm robe as thin as a cicada's wings and threw it to her.

"Hey, then thank her for me." Duan Linger was very happy.

From now on, girl, I can be as invulnerable as the boss and Xiao Ye!

It's fun to think about.

"Say you're stupid, you'll have a runny nose right away! The imperial concubine gave it to your brother and me, and I gave it to you. If you want to thank me, you should thank me!" Xiao Chen said.

"Thank you, thank you, cut, so stingy!" Duan Ling'er turned around and ran with the silkworm clothes, and suddenly remembered when she reached the door, "Yes, a prince sent someone to look for you just now, I saw you sleeping It’s so fragrant that it didn’t wake you up.”

"Ah? You little fool, that's the prince, you...you, you, I'll kill you if you get mad!" Xiao Chen was startled, and hurriedly jumped out of bed.

"You see, you are in a hurry again. He didn't finish his sentence. The man said that the prince asked you to go to his place at night, but he didn't say that he must see you. If he wants to see you, of course I will let him see you. Ah, it's impossible for him to see you, I insist on letting him see you..." Duan Linger is not really stupid!

The palace was completely plain, and Li Shi was also dressed in white. The crown prince passed away. As a younger brother, he naturally had to wear filial piety.

After a busy day at the Prince's Mansion, he just came back with a tired look on his face.

In fact, he should have been guarding the prince's spirit, but because he is physically disabled, and has been working on funerals, and is very tired during the day, Li Wanjiang made a decree specifically not to keep him guarding the spirit every night.

It was a trivial matter to find Xiao Chen, and I wanted to ask him to help write an elegiac couplet.

He was not the first one to ask Xiao Chen to write elegiac couplets, Xiao Chen had nothing else to do these days, he just helped people write couplets.

Fortunately, this is a breeze for him, because he has liked poetry and couplets since he was a child, and he has seen many collections of couplets.

Read 300 Tang poems by heart, can sing poems even if you don’t know how to write them, it’s the same if you read too many couplets,

Couplets are couplets, similar to poetry, or the basis of poetry, especially verses, which are nothing more than antithetical rhymes.

You can pick out two couplets from any rhythmic poem you choose.

Therefore, those who can write poems must be able to compose couplets, and those who can compose couplets can almost write poems.