The Best Fake Eunuch

"Hehe, only by finding a way to get rid of her crimes can we be safe in the future, otherwise there will always be problems in the future."

On the surface, Xiao Chen was helping Zhang Yaoer, but he was actually helping himself.

"Understood, but this matter is not easy to handle." Zhuge Xiaosheng frowned.

"Hahaha, money can turn ghosts around, as long as you have money, you can do anything!" Xiao Chen suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed.

What made him happy was not the wealth that Zhang Baiwan had promised, but the fact that he had learned the awesome art of shrinking the yang!

Although it may not be used now, but one day it will save my life. If you don't believe it, let's wait and see.

The clever Zhuge Xiaosheng was full of doubts in his heart, wondering why Brother Xiao suddenly laughed?

Still smiling so happily.

Not that there's anything funny about that!

After returning, he went straight to Cuihua Palace and told Zhang Yao'er about Fan.

Zhang Yao'er was surprised, shy and angry at the same time. She was dumbfounded for a long time and couldn't say a word.

"Isn't this wronging you?" Xiao Chen said in his heart, looking at you, a dead girl, you are still stubborn!

"No wonder I felt weird when I woke up that morning. I thought my menstrual period was early..." Zhang Yaoer lowered her head with a blushing face.

"Do you still want to die?" Xiao Chen asked nonsense.

"Of course I don't want to. I'm only seventeen years old, and I haven't lived enough yet." Zhang Yaoer whispered softly, thinking who would really want to die?

Wasn't he forced to help him before?

Now that you have promised daddy to help me, then I won't die.

"That's good. Just remember. No matter who asks you about this in the future, don't say anything. If you ask urgently, you will cry. Do you understand?"

Xiao Chen felt that this Zhang Yaoer was somewhat stupid, so he had to tell her a few words.

"What are you talking about?" Zhang Yaoer was really stupid.

"What do you say!" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"Uh... It seems like you can't even say it?" Zhang Yaoer looked at Xiao Chen pitifully.

"Those things between you and the maids are trivial things, and no one will care about them. The most terrible thing is that you are with Fan. You can't talk about it even if you kill yourself."

"I'll ask Wen Shanchang to come over and remove the fetus for you later. Let's destroy the evidence first. If it's impossible, we'll beat them to death and refuse to admit it!"

"You also have to tell your subordinates not to let them go out and chew their tongues."

"Leave everything else to me."

"Got it, I'll listen to you, thank you Eunuch Xiao." Zhang Yaoer hurriedly said.

"Don't be in a hurry to thank me, I promised your father to help, but I don't know if I can help, alas... How can I start such a terrible thing?" Xiao Chen shook his head again and again.

"Thank you too." Zhao Yaoer said softly.

After coming out, tell Zhuge Xiaosheng, Zhao Gongming, and Wei Yuntian to stay outside the Cuihua Palace tonight, under strict guard, no matter who comes, they are not allowed to enter, saying that it is the Queen's order!

Then he went straight to the Empress Dowager's Compassionate Palace, not looking for the Empress Dowager, but looking for Wang Jinzhong.

"It's so late, what do you want me to do, little brat?" Wang Jinzhong didn't seem very surprised to see Xiao Chenlai.

"Hey, I'm here to pay my respects to my father-in-law." Xiao Chen smiled playfully.

"Don't come here, my family's ears are calloused all day long, it's serious!" Wang Jinzhong scolded with a smile.

"Yes! That's right. Today, I was on a mission to the palace. I happened to see a piece of equipment I liked, but I didn't know what it was. I knew that your father-in-law was the most researched on it, so I hurried to bring it. Would it be good to ask your father-in-law to help you take a look?"

As Xiao Chen said, he took out the black jade unicorn from Zhang Baiwan's house from his arms and offered it with both hands.

"Oh? I took a closer look." Wang Jinzhong's eyes widened all of a sudden, and after taking it, he looked carefully at the light for a while, and a smile gradually appeared on his face.

It can be seen that he is a knowledgeable person.

"Such a large piece of black jade with pure color is very rare, and it is also the handicraft of one of the four major craftsmen of the year, Bei Datou. Hehe, you have found a treasure, this thing is priceless!"

When Wang Jinzhong spoke, his eyes never left the black jade unicorn in his hand, obviously his heart was tight with love.

"How can I bear such a little bit of luck, I'd better ask eunuch to stay and play with you." Xiao Chen hurriedly said.

"Oh, what are you talking about, are you embarrassed?" Wang Jinzhong was overjoyed.

"I also ask the father-in-law to accept it with a smile. It can be regarded as a little face for the little one." Xiao Chen laughed.

"Hey, this little mouth is so sweet! Forget it, it's rare that you are so filial, so let's just bear with you this time." Wang Jinzhong laughed out of the wrinkles on his face.

"Thank you Eunuch for your face, Eunuch, please rest early, I will take my leave now."

"Sit down a little longer? That's fine. You still have to serve the queen, so I won't keep you here today. I'll come and do it when I have nothing to do...I'll see you off."

Personally sent Xiao Chen to the door, grabbed his hand and smeared ink for a long time, with a look of reluctance...

Done one end, another end.

"I heard that you went out of the palace, why didn't you play outside for a while, and came back in such a hurry?" Zhang Zifang was not so polite when she saw Xiao Chen.

"My eunuch Zhang, he can joke with the little one. The little one went out on business, so how dare he play? But when it comes to playing, the little one got a fun little object and brought it back to the eunuch."

He took out the rod of white jade ruyi.

"Yeah! It's a good thing. It's high-grade mutton fat jade, even better than that of our queen mother and her old man." Zhang Zifang's eyes lit up instantly.

So the question arises: "Where do you get it?"

"It's a long story, father-in-law, you are very delicate, he is so, so, so..." Xiao Chen whispered in his ear mysteriously for a long time.

"Oh... that's right." Zhang Zifang was noncommittal after hearing this, with a blank expression on his face.

"Then what are you going to do?"

"Little one, isn't this just to ask your father-in-law for an idea?"

"This is an errand entrusted to you by your mother. How can our family intervene...you can figure it out yourself."

"Hey!"

Got it done again.

As long as these two ends are settled, the matter will be settled for a little while.

The next thing to be done is Concubine Liu Gui.

Concubine Liu's status in the harem was second only to the queen and imperial concubine, and this matter must not be hidden from her eyes and ears.

She can't make the decision on this matter, but Xiao Chen is not afraid that she will not accomplish enough, but he is afraid that she will fail.

It's better to get it done first.

"Hey, isn't this the big celebrity in front of the queen? Why come to see me when you have time." Concubine Liu Gui didn't have a good face when she saw Xiao Chen.

"My servant is in Kunning Palace, but my heart is always with Ruyun." Xiao Chen was honest and blunt, and sat down on the bed.

It's that casual.

"What did you call me!" Concubine Liu Gui was taken aback.

"Oh, I'm sorry, the servant shouldn't call the imperial concubine your name, this is really a sin... Yun'er, do you miss me too?"

"You bold thief slave!"

Concubine Liu Gui's proud face was full of laughter.