The Best Fake Eunuch

"You said you wanted to see my residence, and you've seen it now. Let's go, I'm going to sleep!" Huan'er said as she leaned on the bed by herself, biting her lips and looking at Xiao Chen with a smile.

"Hey, didn't you say that I can do whatever I want tonight?" Xiao Chen came over and sat beside her, turned her face and kissed her small cherry mouth.

"How did I say that? I lied to you if I said it, do you really take it seriously?" Huan'er pushed him away, wanting to refuse and welcome him.

"What do you think this is?" Xiao Chen took out a string of pearl necklaces from his arms and put them on her neck.

"Ah, what beautiful beads." All girls like jewelry, and Huan'er is no exception.

"You like it?" Xiao Chen kissed her on the cheek again.

"That's all. It's just that you still think about me, so I'm very happy." Huan'er buried her head in his arms, and lay down on the bed together.

It is said that the two of them share the same bed so blatantly, are they not afraid of being discovered?

I'm really not afraid, because court ladies and eunuchs can also fall in love, and there are even fake marriages and live together, which is called pairing food.

Because there's nothing to do but eat face to face...

Of course, this is forbidden in the palace, but everyone turns a blind eye to it, and no one will take care of such nosy matters.

By the way, the great eunuch Gong Shouli has more than a dozen palace maids to take care of daily life. The emperor and empress dowager all know about this, so don't they just ignore it?

That's why the two of them are so careless.

no shame.

"Let me serve you tonight, sister." Xiao Chen was so gentle when he was gentle.

"Hehehe, you don't dare to be that girl, you are serving the queen." Huan'er closed her eyes and let him undress herself.

"My good brother, you are really strong. Sometimes I feel that you are not even a eunuch, but a real man." Whispering softly, he gently stroked Xiao Chen's strong chest...

The young girl Huaichun is another delicate and lovely girl, let alone a young man like Xiao Chen, even a real eunuch can't bear it!

As a result, a certain part of the body quietly changed.

"Good girl, you are really beautiful. I see you are much more beautiful than the empress and concubine. It's really strange that the emperor didn't accept you as a concubine." Xiao Chen said it from his heart.

"Your Majesty, he...not really, but that annoying Gong Shouli has always wanted me. If the empress hadn't blocked me, I would have been taken by him!"

Huan'er frowned with disgust.

"With me here, I will never let that old bastard get his way!" Xiao Chen was very angry, "This old bastard is so old, and he is so shameless, I will definitely slap him in the face when I meet him some other day."

"Hehehe, just brag, even the queen dare not slap him! But brother, do you know? I heard that he is not a eunuch at all, and there is still a small amount of work left... "

"Ah? There is such a thing!" Xiao Chen was startled.

Huan'er said that he didn't mean it, but he listened with it!

This is called a guilty conscience.

"Don't yell. Although everyone knows about this, don't go out and talk nonsense, you know? That old bastard Gong Shouli is very cruel. If it gets to his ears, he will die a miserable death!"

But it turned out that this Gong Shouli was originally Li Wanjiang's captain of the bodyguard. In order to protect Li Wanjiang in a battle, he was seriously injured. Although he finally recovered his life, he was not a complete man anymore. one leg.

Because he couldn't ride a horse, he couldn't stay in the army anymore.

In order to reward his meritorious service, Li Wanjiang brought him into the palace, and made him a high-ranking eunuch in charge of ceremonies and seals.

He also didn't purify himself, so it is said that he still retains certain functions...

"Oh...so that's the case." This was the first time Xiao Chen heard of this.

"I don't know if it's true or not. Anyway, no one has seen it. It would be great if you have a good brother, even if it's only a small piece. Hee hee...huh?"

Huan'er suddenly felt something hard hit her leg!

"Good brother, how could you have..." His face paled suddenly.

"What's there? There's nothing, feel it if you don't believe me." Xiao Chen was also taken aback. Damn, he patronized chatting with her and almost exposed himself.

He hasn't considered whether to let Huan'er know his true identity.

"Oh..." Huan'er reached out to touch again, but there was nothing there, and sighed in disappointment.

Putting her face against Xiao Chen's and rubbing it lightly, she said softly: "My dear brother, don't be sad, I will let you love my sister well in the next life."

The next life is too long, Xiao Chen can't wait.

The main reason is that he can't stand it now, but he still restrains his desire with a strong will. After all, he still doesn't know much about this little girl, Huan'er, but he can't take risks.

After staying tenderly with her for a while, he got up and said goodbye.

After going out, I was blown by the cold wind, and my mind became sober in an instant.

And began to seriously consider a question, should Wen Shanchang prepare a fake poison for himself, and then sneak out of the palace without anyone noticing?

But doing so is obviously very risky. Firstly, it will be difficult to hide from the cunning Liu Ruyun, and secondly, I am afraid that it will not be able to hide from the smart Murong Yueqiu.

Not to mention Li Wanjiang.

His current status is a hundred times more important than Zhao Gongming, so it is difficult for him to die in an unclear manner like Zhao Gongming.

So you can't act rashly, you have to wait for an excellent opportunity.

But he would never admit that he was actually a little bit reluctant to be merry and flirtatious in the palace, singing and singing every night.

If you leave, you will never come back!

However, the world is unpredictable, and what happened next is something he never expected...

Waking up early the next morning by the noise outside, Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi rushed in and kowtowed to him without saying a word.

Where does the joy come from?

Congratulations to the father-in-law, congratulations to the father-in-law, the emperor has a decree, and the father-in-law is appointed as the chief eunuch who holds the pen!

A large group of people came outside to announce the good news, and they are all waiting for the reward from the father-in-law. Hurry up, father-in-law, and hurry up to thank the emperor...

"Thank you Lord Long En!" This was the first time for Xiao Chen to come to the Emperor's Palace of Qinzheng, facing the aloof Li Wanjiang, he bowed three times and kowtowed nine times.

"You have meritorious deeds. I will reward you for your meritorious deeds. Let's get up and talk." Li Wanjiang's attitude towards him today seems to be extraordinarily kind.

Maybe it was because of the presence of many civil and military ministers?

"We won these five new cities in the Great Zhou Dynasty, but you won them all by yourself. Such a great achievement, no matter how rewarding it is, it can't be surpassed..."

Before Li Wanjiang finished speaking, Xiao Chen hurriedly knelt down again, and said loudly: "This is all the great blessings of the Holy Majesty, and the power shakes the world! The slave has no credit at all!"

His Majesty the Yellow Emperor can say whatever he wants, but I'm still afraid of falling into the sin of a master of high merit!

Don't look at the joy you are talking about now, who knows if you will make my list for my young master in the future?

It's better to be humble.