The Best Fake Eunuch

"What a fat roe deer, you can feast on birds tonight!" Hui Hai took out a sharp knife, disemboweled the roe deer, took out all the internal organs and threw them away, grabbed them and put them on his shoulders.

After the animal dies, the internal organs will soon rot and cover the chest, so it must be cut open first.

It seems that Hui Hai is also a very experienced hunter.

"This roe deer is enough for us to have a full meal. It's a long way to come out. Let's go back." Hui said.

"It's still early, why worry? Didn't you say there is a tiger? Let's look for it again..." Maybe it's because of getting along with Wei Yuntian for a long time, Duan Linger has also acquired some of his bad habits.

For example, his very effective crow mouth.

Because Duan Ling'er hadn't finished speaking, he heard a tiger's howl suddenly in the forest, which was earth-shattering!

"Oh, it's not good, it's really a fucking big bug, hurry up and talk about it, everyone!" Hui Hai turned around and left with the roe deer on his shoulders.

Wouldn't it be useless if the prey that was finally hunted was snatched by the tiger?

"Hurry up, let's break the queen!" Huiwu, Huiming, and Huitong raised their handy shovels horizontally and stood in front of Lu Fei and others, King Kong glaring and majestic.

"I'll go and have a look first." Duan Ling'er happily yelled, and with a whoosh, she passed the three of them's bald heads and disappeared in the direction of the roaring tiger...

It's not what you little girl wants to do!

If not, how can you still fly?

"Big guys, don't be nervous, I'll show you guys an unarmed tiger fighting later on!" Tie Kunlun slapped the mountain with his palms.

"You don't need Brother Tie, I'll kill it with one arrow." Lu Fei took three heavy arrows and put them on the bow.

"Amitabha." Xiao Ye actually recited a Buddha's name softly, "Buddha blesses the male tiger."

Three black lines appeared on the bald heads of the four monks. This is not the time to pretend to be brave, the tiger is really coming!

Do you want to die or are you short-sighted?

"Wow wow wow, the tiger was brought by me!" But suddenly saw Duan Ling'er's small figure galloping from the forest, shouting loudly while running, "Brother Lu Fei, don't shoot the arrow!"

"What's the matter? Are you going to catch someone alive?" Lu Fei really put down his bow and arrow.

"What a big tiger!" Duan Ling'er had already rushed forward, stretched out her arms and gesticulated, her small mouth said, "It's so fierce, its eyes are like copper bells, its mouth is like a blood basin, and its tail is bigger than my arms." They are all thick, and their beards are full of blood, they must have eaten people... What did you just say?"

"I said you want to live?" Lu Fei laughed.

"No, I want its tiger skin. The fur is so beautiful. Let me tell you, it won't look good if you shoot a hole." Duan Linger screamed again, stretched out Pointing to the dark forest, the little finger said, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! You see, I'm right, right?"

That's right.

I saw a huge colorful tiger slowly walking out of the forest. Its big head was like a millstone. It was more than one foot long. Its four big claws were bigger than a human head. Dust flies from the hay.

A pair of tiger eyes revealed a fierce light, and the fangs in the bloody mouth were as white as sharp knives. Seeing the roar of the crowd, the whole mountain forest trembled!

If you are timid, you will be scared to death if you are not scared right now.

The four monks were quite courageous, but they couldn't help but secretly startled when they saw this fierce tiger. They hurriedly raised their handy shovels, stood side by side in a row, bent down together in a defensive posture, and were ready to fight it to the death !

"Why are you so nervous? Stay back, don't get in the way." Tie Kunlun pushed the people in front of him away, strode forward, rolled up his arms and sleeves and shouted at the tiger, "You, come here!"

The tiger roared, twisted its buttocks, shrugged, and rushed towards Tie Kunlun!

The four monks couldn't help shouting in unison, be careful!

But Tie Kunlun's figure flashed, dodging the tiger's bloody mouth, and quickly circled behind it, stretched out his hands, and tightly grasped its big tail!

Shouting a chant in his mouth, he used his arms to move a tiger that weighed more than 500 catties into a wheel! Wandering around in mid-air, it hit the ground heavily!

Before it could roll over and get up, Lu Fei rushed over with a yell, directly sat on its neck, grabbed the fur on his head with one hand, and swung his bowl-sized fist to beat it fiercely!

With so much force, all the cotton clothes on his body were stretched, revealing his strong muscles.

But no matter how strong he is, he can't compare to the enraged tiger. Amidst the roar, the tiger's body suddenly shook, knocking him to the ground, and leaping down!

Lu Fei reacted quickly, and hurriedly rolled on the spot to avoid it.

The tiger twisted its big buttocks and was about to jump again, but suddenly saw a thin and short boy standing in front of him, with strange eyes, tilted head, and looking at its lower body with malicious intent...

Woohoo!

Amid the roar, the tiger almost stood upright, waving its two big paws and pressing on Xiao Ye's shoulder, its big mouth was bigger than Xiao Ye's head!

Oops bad!

The four monks yelled in unison, wanting to step forward to save people, but it was obviously too late.

Couldn't bear to see this child die, so they all closed their eyes.

But he didn't hear Xiao Ye's pitiful scream, instead, what happened was the tiger's earth-shattering pitiful howl?

Quickly opened their eyes, the scene in front of them made them all dumbfounded and dumbstruck.

However, Xiao Ye was still standing upright, but the tiger had already collapsed on the ground, bleeding from the mouth and nose... Is it dead?

"Hey, annoying Xiao Ye, who made you hit so hard, if you break your head, I can't spare you!" Duan Linger hurriedly flew forward, picked up the tiger's head and carefully checked whether it was intact?

Fortunately, it didn't change shape. It seems that Xiao Ye's punch directly hit the tiger into serious cerebral hemorrhage...

Duan Linger inspected the tiger's fur, but Xiao Ye walked up behind the tiger and raised its buttocks to examine it for a while, then he laughed strangely.

So you know the gender of this tiger, right?

"Amitabha, little brother, are you afraid that you are the arhat who subdued the tiger?" Hui Hai's surprised eyes almost popped out.

I couldn't believe what I saw with my own eyes.

"Aren't your fists powerful?" Huitong stretched out and gently stroked Xiao Ye's thin and thin arm, his eyes filled with despairing envy.

"The little brother is not an Arhat, but an evil spirit." Hui Wu said that he had never seen anyone who could kill a five-hundred-pound tiger with one punch in his life!

Never heard of it.

Even Master Zhishen, I'm afraid he can't do it, it's really Amitabha...

"The monk has convinced you!" Huiming not only convinced Xiao Ye, but also Tie Kunlun, Duan Linger, and Lu Fei.

"Hehe." Xiao Ye just smiled indifferently.

Isn't it just killing a tiger? I really don't know why you monks are so excited.

In fact, it is not possible.

"Hush!" Tie Kunlun suddenly waved his hand again to signal the big guy to silence, tilting his head and listening...

Each of the four monks tightened their chrysanthemums.

My heart said, what the fuck, there won't be another tiger coming, right?