The Best Fake Eunuch

"This master is..." Wanyan Pingqiu reluctantly let go of Xiao Chen, caught a glimpse of Li Tanhua behind him, and suddenly became suspicious.

"I don't change my name when I become a monk, and I don't change my surname when I become a Buddha. Li Tanhua is me, but I don't like your tune, so I can avoid this ceremony." Li Tanhua said carelessly.

"Huh?" The smile on Wanyan Pingqiu's face disappeared instantly, and a cold light flashed in her falcon-like eyes, and the soldiers around her were also taken aback, they all drew their knives out of their sheaths, and glared at Li Tanhua.

As long as the prince gives an order, he will immediately rush forward and chop this hateful Li Tanhua into a pulp!

Before I kill you, I have to ask you if our eldest prince was killed by you?

Where is his head again?

"What are you doing? Back off everyone!" Wanyan Pingqiu reprimanded everyone, "Li Tanhua, you are a guest today, I won't kill you, but sooner or later I, Wanyan Pingqiu, will chop off your head and make it into a chamber pot , to avenge my brother!"

"Well, your temper is stronger than that of your brother. In the future, you will be the master of Capricorn. If you want to kill me, there is no problem. I am waiting for you at any time, but today I am here to negotiate with my boss. Let's not talk about the fights and killings in the past, shall we? Amitabha, peace is the most important thing." Li Tanhua laughed.

Although the big guy hates Li Tanhua deeply, he has to admire his courage. Knowing that he is the public enemy of the grassland and the mortal enemy of Prince Wanyan, he still dares to follow Xiao Chen, and he talks and laughs freely. It's really amazing.

Xiao Chen is also amazing, because he only brought Li Tanhua with him here, not even a personal guard.

But what magical power does this little eunuch have that would make someone like Li Tanhua call him the boss?

It also looks ordinary.

Entering Wanyan Pingqiu's Chinese army tent, the host and guest were seated respectively, Wanyan Pingqiu ordered someone to serve steaming milk tea, Xiao Chen and Li Tanhua were not polite, and drank a large amount each. The bowl has a strong milky aroma in the mouth. After drinking it, I sweat all over and feel very comfortable.

"This milk tea is not bad, but there is too much milk and too little tea." Xiao Chen laughed.

"We don't produce tea in the north, and you Dazhou are not willing to sell us tea. This is old tea from a few years ago. Even this king hasn't tasted new tea for a long time." Wanyan Pingqiu said resentfully.

"Isn't it? To say something that shouldn't be said, it's really our big week's fault, so we don't understand the difficulties of our brothers in the north at all! Huh? This wooden bowl is also very delicate." Xiao Chen sighed, But he began to look at the wooden bowl in his hand again. In fact, how can there be any exquisite things in the military? It's just an ordinary wooden bowl.

Everyone present thought in their hearts, Xiao Chen must have done it on purpose, what's so delicate about this broken bowl? Your Huaxia porcelain is exquisite!

We all like it very much, but you don't want to sell it to us. It's really your big Zhou's fault, and you hate people when you say it.

It's not that we don't give money!

"Marshal Xiao, when our two armies are facing each other, you come here suddenly at a time when swords are on the verge of breaking out. You must have someone to teach you?" Wanyan Pingqiu got straight to the point, otherwise this kid doesn't know where he will get involved.

"I have a few small things to discuss with you, Prince... By the way, I'd better explain to you what happened last night first. Did the loud drums startle you? I'm sorry, last night It's October 15th, and that's the birthday of our Shennong Fuxi Lord, so we celebrated it." But Xiao Chen involved Shennong again.

"Prince, you are familiar with our Chinese culture. You must also know who Shennong is? You said that the old man taught us how to grow food so that we would not be hungry. He also tasted all kinds of herbs and taught us good medicines. Keeping us from getting sick, but he didn't teach us to kill each other."

Xiao Chen's words sounded like small talk, but in fact they directly cut into the topic, but the point of entry was a bit big.

"So that's why I caused this king to make a false alarm..." Wanyan Pingqiu smiled and said, "Master Xiao's words make sense, as human beings, we really shouldn't kill each other, but I don't know all kinds of things in the world. Where does hatred come from?"

Target Li Tanhua directly.

"Amitabha, the little prince can point out such a profound topic, which shows that his understanding is not shallow, and he has the potential to become a monk." Li Tanhua laughed.

"I only know that it is better to untie an enemy than to tie it. As long as you untie the knot in your heart, the enmity will naturally disappear. Little prince, I have already sent someone to send all your injured soldiers back. They will arrive in a while, you Send someone to accept it, it's best not to cause any misunderstandings." Xiao Chen can catch anything and go down.

He took the initiative to send all the wounded soldiers back, which is also a sign of goodwill.

"And Guanli just brought some tea, silk, gold and silver jewelry and so on. It's not too much. There are only dozens of carts. This is my gift to the prince and you. After all, according to our Chinese customs, There is no reason to come to the door empty-handed." Xiao Chen's sugar-coated shells started to fire.

"Oh? It's so embarrassing, as the saying goes, you don't get paid for nothing..." Wanyan Pingqiu was really surprised.

"Little prince, we are all smart people, so let's not talk in secret. My situation is quite difficult. Maybe you are similar to me? I think we should stop fighting, shake hands and make peace, can we retreat?" Xiao Chen said.

"Retreat?" Wanyan Pingqiu sneered secretly, thinking how could it be so easy to retreat?

"Retreat, if you don't retreat, you will go to war. I won't lie to you, I don't have enough food and grass, so if you don't agree, then we can only fight to the death. Now my subordinates are ready for a decisive battle. , if I don't go back at sunset... this grassland will be stained red with our blood." Xiao Chen sighed.

"Hehe, you said the decisive battle is the decisive battle?" Wanyan Pingqiu said with a smile, "I still have 70,000 troops, even if I am sleepy, I can trap you to death!"

"You also have no food, why are you sleepy?" Xiao Chen said lightly.

"I have plenty of food and grass! At least one month is fine." Wanyan Pingqiu's words were half-truths and half-truths. There was not a month, but ten days and a half months were enough.

Because tens of thousands of people died, the food rations became much richer...

"Well, your granary is on the hill in the north, right?" Xiao Chen touched a round object, glanced at it and then looked out of the tent. The door of the big tent is facing the north direction .

"What do you mean by that? Don't you dare to rob my granary?" Wanyan Pingqiu didn't believe it.

He sent people to watch Xiao Chen's camp closely, there must be no organized troops going out, nor in other directions.

Besides, as the commander-in-chief of the army, how could he not know the importance of food and grass?

There are five thousand elite soldiers guarding that hill alone, and the other hill is less than one mile away from his camp. If anything happens, the army can rush over to help at any time.