The Best Fake Eunuch

In fact, Wanyan Pingqiu also wanted to be a prince, saying that being the crown prince was just a euphemistic way of expressing it.

Fortunately, Xiao Chen is indeed a caring little brother, one sentence just tickled his itch!

But there was no joyful smile on his face, but a frown.

"Brother Xiao, my father is still alive, what do you mean by that?" His tone was quite resentful.

"What I mean is that I can help you with this matter, and I can do it even better. Of course, you have to decide whether to be the crown prince or the prince. Brother, there is nothing to say here!" Xiao Chen patted his chest. The sky-shattering price rings, and I will take responsibility for this wholeheartedly, and it will be all on my brother!

"So it's okay to say this?" The surprise came too quickly, but Wanyan Pingqiu became suspicious again, do you have such a great ability?

"There is a lot to do!" Xiao Chen said.

"If that's the case, let me think about it again..." Wanyan Pingqiu finally smiled.

"This matter is important, I have to report it to the emperor, I will go back to Fengyang City a few years ago, so brother Wanyan, you'd better make a decision a few years ago." Xiao Chen said.

"Okay!" Wanyan Pingqiu Daxi said, "Then it's a deal!"

"There is another section. If the emperor agrees to this matter, then I can only pass on the decree to your Mojie country. Whether it is early or late, and when is the right time to go, it will all be read by Brother Yan." Meaning." Xiao Chen simply gave him this favor to help him to the end!

"Understood!" Wanyan Pingqiu raised the milk tea bowl and touched Xiao Chen heavily, don't say anything, it's all in the tea!

Wanyan Pingqiu's Sima Zhao's heart, Xiao Chen and Li Tanhua already knew it.

This kid has long wanted to seize the throne!

His situation in Capricorn is actually similar to that of Wu Luolan.

Wu Luolan is a girl, and he is the son of a concubine. Because his mother is from Huaxia, his blood of Capricorn is not very authentic. In the future, after his father Wanyan Hong passes away, the possibility of him inheriting the throne is almost zero.

But like Wu Luolan, he is both literary and martial arts, with great ambitions and ambitions.

Because in terms of ability, the two of them are much, much stronger than the other princes. If they cannot inherit the throne, they will naturally be unwilling!

Unwillingness is unwillingness, but I can only be unwilling in my heart, but I dare not show it.

Unless there is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, only the camera can be moved.

Now he has a chance.

The opportunity was not too great, but he decided to seize it firmly this time.

Because he found that if he didn't act early, he might end up like Wu Luolan.

He and Wu Luolan are truly sympathetic, brothers and sisters.

Wu Luolan is a hero among girls, Wanyan Pingqiu doesn't believe that she will sit still!

So this time she leads the troops back, she will definitely do something...

Forge a blood alliance with her first.

If she succeeds, it will become her powerful support, and if she fails, she can also learn from her experience and lessons.

If necessary and the situation permits, he can also send troops to help her.

This is one of them.

After forming an alliance with Xiao Chen, he can solve the winter crisis in Capricorn's country, so he will definitely get the support and support of most people in the tribe.

It also laid a good foundation for him to seek the throne in the future.

He formed an alliance with Xiao Chen in his own name, so all the materials obtained from Xiao Chen in the future must be distributed by him...

In this way, those princes who have their own fiefdoms and subjects will definitely try to curry favor with themselves, whether you agree or not depends on the mood of the king.

In short, if you are good to me, I will give it to you, and I will give you more. If you are not good to me, I will not give it to you, not at all!

This is the second.

With the foundation and support, of course there must be a name, which is the pardon of the Great Zhou Emperor.

Regardless of whether Li Wanjiang named him crown prince or prince, he could use this to make trouble.

This is the third.

Sure enough, Xiao Chen didn't lie to him, the head of his deceased brother Wanyan Pingzuo was still intact...

Of course, the skin and flesh have long since rotted away. The reason why his voice and appearance are so vivid and lifelike is that his face is covered with gold.

Li Tanhua was really willing to spend money, and used at least two catties of gold to inlay and carve Wanyan Pingzuo's original face on Wanyan Pingzuo's skull. Needless to say, it really looks so similar.

The dharma image is solemn and solemn, shining with golden light, and the dharma body is also intact. It is carved from a whole piece of rosin wood. You can smell a faint fragrance when you get close.

There is also a layer of gold paint on the wood, which is quite thick.

When Wanyan Pingqiu saw it, she immediately felt sad. She hugged her dead brother and began to cry loudly. The crying was so heartbreaking that everyone watching couldn't help feeling sorry for her...

It was Xiao Chen and others who were afraid that he would be too sad and hurt his body, so they tried to persuade him.

Overall the scene is quite touching.

But it seems that no one has noticed why Wanyan Pingzuo's golden body looks so new?

It is said that gold will definitely turn black after a long time, and wood will definitely crack after a long time...

In addition, who but Li Tanhua knew that the head of Wanyan Pingzuo was wrapped in this gold?

However, this is not important, the important ceremony is very grand, and everyone is very moved.

Just enough.

Then someone will definitely ask curiously, so is this head actually Wanyan Pingzuo's main body?

"Would you believe that this is his elder brother's body after talking about Yan Pingqiu?" Tie Kunlun asked in a low voice after watching Yan Pingqiu's army retreat.

"What the hell does he believe?" Li Tanhua said with a smile, "This kid is very shrewd, how can such a trick be hidden from him?"

"It wasn't Li Tanhua, you really made that Wanyan Pingzuo's head into a chamber pot?" Lu Fei was curious.

"It's nonsense!" Li Tanhua shook his head, "That's what I said at the time, and then those guys who fled back took it seriously, and passed it on as if it was true, and I didn't bother to explain it to them, but Wanyan Ping Zuo is still a warrior, after all, there are not many people who dare to challenge Lao Tzu, so he was also buried at that time."

"Then whose head is it?" Wei Yuntian asked.

"Who the hell knows who it is? Just find one and deal with it. This kid is lucky. He can still be a prince after he dies, hahaha!" Li Tanhua looked up to the sky and laughed.

"You people are really too bad." Duan Linger sighed.

"You little girl is not a good person!" Li Tanhua said.

"But he's really kind-hearted." Duan Ling'er was really cute when she widened her innocent eyes.

"Then you still want to stuff timed explosives into Wanyan Pingzuo's body?" Li Tanhua directly exposed her true colors in public.

"Oh, I just think it's fun." Duan Ling'er smiled shyly.

Last night, while watching Liu Tiebi and several craftsmen working overtime to sculpt Wanyan Pingqiu's body, Duan Linger came up with a whimsical idea.

Let the lunatic brother get some explosives and stuff him in the stomach?

Then you set up a timing device, and when this thing is sent back to Capricorn, it will explode!

Rumble!

Blow them all up, quack quack...

You just said that Duan Ling'er has a dark belly?