The Best Fake Eunuch

The next morning, the eunuchs from the storage hall came to work, all wearing new padded jackets just issued by the Shangyi Supervisor, the cotton padded jackets are so thick!

Everyone is thinking about the kindness of Eunuch Xiao. Without his words, would we be able to wear this warm cotton padded coat?

Working in the library today will not freeze to death.

Time is tight and the task is urgent. As soon as I arrived, I hurried into the warehouse and started working. After working for a while, I suddenly felt weird...

Why is it so hot in this room? I looked around, but I didn't see any stove and charcoal basin. Then why is it so hot?

This is not scientific!

Isn't this one who is sweating profusely?

"Don't be stupid, it's our poor old man Xiao who is so cold doing things in the house, so he personally invented and supervised the construction of a heating system? It will be so warm every day from now on!"

Zhao Xicai broke the secret with one word.

Only then did everyone suddenly realize, and there was a wave of flattery for a while, boasting that Xiao Chen was rare in the sky, and absolutely nothing in the earth!

Eunuch Xiao is too kind to us, even to his own son, right?

There are big fish and meat to eat every day, and everyone has brand new cotton clothes to wear, which makes our house so hot, and the big guys are also warm in their hearts...

If you don't work hard for him, then it's not justified.

But what exactly is this heating system?

The matter spread quickly, and people from various departments in the palace heard the news and came to see what happened.

The results are eye-opening and amazing!

"Old Liu, you are really nothing! You know this skill, why didn't you say it earlier?"

"It goes without saying that Eunuch Xiao is a noble person, but our brothers are not human?"

"Today, you have to install a set of this thing for my yamen, otherwise I will never end with you!"

"It's been very cold for the past two days. The tea in the room where I live is frozen, and it's a pain to get up every morning. Get me a set first!"

"Do it for me first!"

"Why do you go first, do you have a deeper friendship with Lao Liu than I do with him?"

"Anyway, Lao Liu, you can figure it out! It doesn't matter if you offend me, but it's not easy for you if you offend my brothers who are directly in charge of the palace!"

"What's your name? Could it be that the people in our inner prison are easy to offend?"

Everyone was chattering and chattering, when suddenly a young eunuch screamed: "Eunuch Gong is here!

Everyone was taken aback, shut up quickly, and stood up to greet each other.

It was Gong Shouli who heard that the Cunjuan Hall had violated the regulations and openly lit a fire in the warehouse to keep warm, so he couldn't help being very angry, and he immediately came to Xingshi to ask for punishment!

But after inspecting around accompanied by Xiao Chen, Liu Fuhai and a group of eunuchs, he didn't even fart.

Because the boiler room for burning charcoal is built outside the yard, and the fire is still burning in the hearth, there is no hidden danger of water leakage at all.

You can't get mad.

"Liu Fuhai, didn't you see that you bastard still has such a skill?" Gong Shouli's face was quite ugly.

You kid knows such skills, how dare you not go to be filial to our family first, but come to flatter Xiao Chen kid?

This is not taking our family seriously!

"If you go back to Eunuch, this is not the craft of a villain, it's all Eunuch Xiao's handwriting!" Liu Fuhai hurriedly said.

"Huh?" Gong Shouli was a little surprised.

"The warehouse is too cold, the big guy's hands and feet are frozen, and he can't do things at all. If a few more freeze to death, it will be even worse. Wouldn't it delay the errand that you took pictures of, father-in-law? That's why I came up with such a stupid idea , It's a trivial skill, it's not worth mentioning, but it made my father-in-law laugh."

Xiao Chen's words were neither humble nor overbearing.

"Hmph, you are a dignified inspector of rites and pens, why do you still use such ingenious skills? If you spread it, you won't be afraid of being laughed at, and you will lose my royal dignity!" There is always a bone in an egg.

"Hey!" Xiao Chen smiled and cursed in his heart...

In fact, Gong Shouli fell in love with this new heating method at first sight, but he heard that it was Xiao Chen's handicraft, so he couldn't bear to ask him to install one for his office and residence.

After all, he is still trying to give Xiao Chen his power, and he also knows that he has offended this kid a lot...

I was full of admiration, envy, anger, and jealousy in my heart. I couldn't express this complicated emotion. I just spat a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground and limped around surrounded by a group of eunuchs. 's gone.

"I don't care! If you don't help my brother, Mr. Xiao, I will pester you every day from now on!"

"Let you not stop for a moment!"

"You just love the bastards in Cunjuantang, and you don't love our brothers?"

"They are all your subordinates, you can't be partial!"

"Today, I need a word from you, father-in-law, otherwise I won't be able to explain to those bastards when I go back!"

More than a dozen eunuchs from various divisions and bureaus surrounded Xiao Chen, chattering and making the scene lively.

"Everyone." Seeing that the fire was almost ready, Xiao Chen coughed and began to speak.

First of all, remind everyone to see clearly, I don't have superhuman powers, and Lao Liu only has one pair of hands and dozens of subordinates.

Besides, the official duties of the Imperial Treasure Supervisor are so busy, it is impossible for them to do this job every day, right?

Even if we are willing to help, the higher-ups won't blame us. If so many yamen are installed, it won't be next year!

Everyone shook their heads and sighed, remained silent, greatly disappointed, knowing that what Xiao Chen said was the truth.

But I can't watch the big guys suffer and suffer from the cold, so I also have a care, everyone discusses whether it is okay to do this?

Xiao Chen had originally exhausted his words, but suddenly he became clear again.

Everyone was overjoyed when they heard the words, and hurriedly asked Mr. Xiao what to do?

In fact, it is also very simple, that is, to outsource all these tasks and organize more craftsmen from outside the palace to do them. In this way, within half a month, everyone can live in a warm house.

I can personally arrange this matter, who wants me to love you, but the raw materials and labor cost money.

It is quite cumbersome and complicated to make this thing, but small craftsmen can't do it, they must be skilled craftsmen, so the cost will definitely be high...

Everyone was overjoyed, and they all said that the cost is not a problem at all!

Don't look at Cunjuantang's poverty, the other yamen are very rich, as long as we can live in a warm house like yours, we are willing to take any amount of money!

Xiao Chen expressed his satisfaction, if this is the case, then wait for me to discuss it with Lao Liu, and I will give you an answer tomorrow.

The weather is really unbelievably cold, I will warm up everyone as soon as possible...

Thanks a lot to everyone, and we left happily.

Xiao Chen left Liu Fuhai behind, invited him to his office, and poured him a cup of tea himself.

Liu Fuhai hurriedly stood up and took it with both hands, thanking him repeatedly, looking flattered.

"Fuhai, I don't know the cost of our heating system, what is it?" Xiao Chen must grasp the cost, so that he can know the cost.

It's also good to arrange the next thing.