The Best Fake Eunuch

"I'm joking!" Xiu'er didn't expect everyone to take it seriously.

"Do you have any tools?" Xiao Chen was serious, and had already taken off his coat.

"I see that there is a shovel or something in front of the store next door. I'll borrow it to use it." Tie Kunlun said that he was already outside the store.

"Don't forget to find a saw!" Fu Yan urged.

"I'm going to chop wood." Xiao Ye said.

"Then what am I doing?" Duan Linger suddenly felt that she was so useless.

"You go outside to gather some dry firewood and light a few fires, it will be completely dark this day, and you won't be able to see the real work later." Xiao Chen said.

Alright, Duan Linger followed Xiao Ye and ran out.

Zhang Beishan and Zhang Xiuer father and daughter looked at each other, thinking to themselves who are these people?

Whoever they were, they were certainly not carpenters!

But maybe it is?

Because these few work really neatly!

In less than a quarter of an hour, Xiao Ye chopped down dozens of logs that were as thick as bowls. He grunted a few times with the ax in his hand, and then cut off all the branches on them, and dragged them back.

Tie Kunlun came back after borrowing the tools, stripped off his arms, spit on the palm of his hand, picked up a borrowed hoe and started digging mud. Duan Linger picked up a lot of hay and came back, and quickly fetched a few buckets of water from the river , the big guys worked together, and soon made up a large group of grass mud.

Fu Yan personally used a mud trowel to apply a thick layer of grass mud on the walls inside and outside the house. Although it was cold, as long as there were more bonfires outside the house, it could be dried in a few days.

Xiao Chen sawed the wood that Xiao Ye had cut, and used a chisel to chisel out the mortise and tenon, making more than a dozen oblique triangular wooden frames, which were firmly fixed around the house.

Finally, use a sharp wooden stake to drive it deep into the ground. This is a piece of cake for Xiao Ye, and he doesn't need any hammer. He just swung his fist twice and smashed a wooden stake with a height of one and a half meters. into the soil.

Both Zhang Beishan and Xiu'er didn't know what to say, and couldn't help each other, so they could only run around to bring tea and water to a few people...

The brothers were working in full swing, but four red-faced men in official uniforms suddenly appeared from nowhere, and the leader with triangular eyes shouted loudly from afar, "Hey, hey, what are you doing? Stop it!"

"If you go back to the official, the little one is repairing the house." Zhang Beishan was startled, and hurried up to greet him, bowed and saluted, and explained in a low voice.

"Who the hell asked you to build a house here! I'll tear it down immediately!" Triangle Eyes reeked of alcohol as he spoke, and he must have been drinking a lot.

"Without the permission of our Lord Qin, how dare you open a store without permission? Have you paid the venue fee? Have you paid the store opening tax?" A bearded man rushed over and kicked the bucket on the ground away.

"Master Qin, I don't dare to open a shop privately. I heard from the big guy that Master Wen Chengxu of Bailong City approved to open a shop here, and that no tax will be charged before the spring of this year..." Zhang Beishan insisted Sorry to explain.

"Fart! Is this the boundary of Bailong City? Besides, Wen Chengxu is just a clerk, and he can manage it so leniently! This place belongs to Li Zheng, Master Li of Wenyang City, do you know? Master Li has orders , but anyone who opens a shop here must first pay a site fee of ten taels of silver!" Master Qin burped, "There are still five taels of charcoal."

"I won't demolish your house after paying the silver. In addition, I will pay a tael of business tax every day. How many days have you been in business? Pay it all." The bearded man stretched out his palm towards Zhang Beishan.

"Okay my lord, this is a small business, and I can't earn two taels of silver a day. How can I afford the tax of one tael of silver? As for the venue fee and charcoal, I can't even afford it." Zhang Beishan said with a bitter face, "If you knew this, you wouldn't dare to open a shop here even if you beat me to death."

"What the hell do you still dare to talk back to me?" Master Qin was furious, raised his whip and hit Zhang Beishan head and face.

He hit him as soon as he said, Zhang Beishan couldn't dodge at all, just when the whip hit him on the head, a figure flew over quickly, reached out and grabbed the whip.

"Who the hell dares to interfere with my official duties, I hit... tsk tsk tsk, what a handsome girl, let me love you!" Master Qin was about to get mad when he saw that the one who grabbed his whip was a pretty girl The little girl immediately returned anger and joy, and stretched out her hand to touch Duan Ling'er's face.

"What are you doing? What is the crime of molesting good women in public! Is there no kingly law in Yanyun County?" Zhang Xiu'er stepped forward and pulled Duan Ling'er behind her.

"Yeah? This little girl is pretty hot, I just like your flair!" Master Qin smiled even brighter when he saw another little beauty coming out.

But suddenly his face became serious, "Wang Fa? Lao Tzu is Wang Fa! You two despise Wang Fa, stop us from running errands, and even speak rudely. It can be seen that you are not a good citizen. Brothers, take it for me and take it back. Let's take care of it." trial!"

Several people agreed, clattered and shook off the iron chains around their waists, and gathered around laughing and wanting to grab someone.

"Wait a minute!" Xiao Chen strode over and asked with a frown, "Are you Wenyang's servants? Is that Li Zheng a county magistrate? He sent you here?"

"That's right, I'm Qin Shengtai, the arresting head of Wenyang County! We, Li Zheng and Li Da, were ordered to manage this area... Who the hell are you? Do you want to meddle in other people's business? Haha, why not?" Dare to stare at me? Now I suspect that you are the bandit leader, come on, lock me up together!"

This Qin Shengtai turned out to be a headhunter, no wonder he was so majestic.

"Give me a slap!" As soon as Xiao Chen finished speaking, Tie Kunlun rushed forward, grabbing him by the neck, without any explanation, raised his big slap and slapped more than a dozen ears in succession!

It directly slapped Qin Shengtai's pointed face into a big pig's head.

He was still merciful, or else one slap would have crushed this guy's head!

The other three people were taken aback. Unexpectedly, this person dared to beat Tolerance in public?

Damn they can't really be bandits!

Seeing the tall Tie Kunlun carrying Qin Shengtai as if he was carrying a chick, his eyes flickered with a chilling and fierce look.

I was scared in my heart, and I froze on the spot for a moment, not daring to go forward.

"Go back and let that Li Zheng crawl to see me!" Xiao Chen glanced at them coldly, calling Duan Ling'er and Xiao Ye, continue to work.

Tie Kunlun threw Qin Shengtai on the ground and said with a chuckle, "Did you hear what my boss said? Let that dog officer crawl over, and we'll wait for him here."

"Okay, if you have the guts, just wait here!" Qin Shengtai spit out a mouthful of bloody foam, and ran more than ten meters away before turning back and pointing at Tie Kunlun and yelling viciously, "I can't do it, I teach you not to!" Panic!"

"It's over, it's a big disaster!" Zhang Beishan's legs softened, and he sat down on the ground.