The Best Fake Eunuch

After the official business is over, it is a private matter.

But it turned out that Princess Qiu Ruolan had been suffering from a hidden disease for the past few years, and every winter it would be extremely serious. She couldn't be completely cured even after searching for famous doctors in Mojie, which made her extremely annoyed.

Before Dugulou heard from Xiao Chen that there was an imperial doctor named Wen Shanchang under his command, who was very skilled in medicine, so he immediately accompanied Qiu Ruolan to ask for help.

As for Yan Hong, how can he rest assured that he, a big man, will accompany the princess to wander around?

That's because Wanyanhong knew that Dugulou was no longer a real man, so he was 100% assured of him.

Besides, Capricorn doesn't pay much attention to the defense between men and women, and there is no such thing as giving and receiving, and they are very careless about matters between men and women, belonging to a particularly unrestrained ethnic group...

Xiao Chen hurriedly ordered someone to find Wen Shanchang, and let him diagnose the princess' pulse.

"The princess' complexion is slightly sallow, which is a sign of yang deficiency and yin excess." Wen Shanchang didn't diagnose the pulse first, but looked Qiu Ruolan's face up and down. It was cloudy outside and the light in the room was dim, so he got close Some, see that's called a focus.

He didn't pay attention to the old man who was pulling his face from Dugulou on the side.

In fact, it's not intentional at all, is it good? As the saying goes in traditional Chinese medicine, looking, smelling and asking, naturally you have to look first, and then smell...

"Princess, please open your mouth." Wen Shanchang almost pinched Qiu Ruolan's chin with his hands, but suddenly remembered that the other party was not an ordinary patient but a noble concubine, so he hurriedly held back, but this action seemed a little frivolous.

Dugulou's complexion was already gloomy than the sky outside.

"Well, the tone is slightly bitter, bitter and sweet, please ask the concubine to stick out her tongue a little more, hey... By the way, the tip of the tongue is not good, you have to spit it out." Wen Shanchang got closer to see clearly, From the perspective of Dugu Tower, it seems that they are about to kiss!

What's even more exaggerated is that Wen Shanchang even stuck out his own tongue!

This time even Xiao Chen couldn't sit still anymore, I've always heard that this guy has always been lustful, he wouldn't have a bad heart just because he saw the beauty of the princess, right?

It stands to reason that it would not be, but his action seems a bit too high!

"Do you see it like I do..." It turned out that Wen Shanchang was setting an example for Qiu Ruolan.

"Well, the tongue is pale, and the tongue coating is thin and white and moist. It seems that it is undoubtedly a sign of yang deficiency and coldness, qi deficiency and blood deficiency." After looking around, Wen Shanchang had basically confirmed Qiu Ruolan's diagnosis.

Then it's time to ask.

"Dare to ask the princess, how long has it been since you had sex?" Do you think he did it on purpose? Can you ask this kind of thing directly in front of a few old men?

Although you don't shy away from doctors when you say that you are sick, you are not taboo too much.

Xiao Chen and Chen Jisheng were a little embarrassed, but that's okay, but can Dugu Lou stand it?

This is not healing, this is openly molesting my princess!

Is this guy a genius doctor or a hooligan?

When Qiu Ruolan heard it, it was such a sensitive question, how could he answer it? Hanging her pink neck, her pink face and peach cheeks, she bowed her head and said nothing.

"One year, at least?" Wen Shanchang was very focused when he was seeing a doctor, and he didn't even notice that the two sharp eyes behind him were like flying knives, which in a sense had killed him several times.

Qiu Ruolan was silent.

"Two years?" Wen Shanchang asked again.

Qiu Ruolan was speechless.

"Then it's been at least three years." Wen Shanchang nodded, hoping that the Wenwen question had finally come to an end, so he stretched out his hand and pressed Qiu Ruolan's wrist.

"Princess Wangfei's skin is so smooth that she doesn't hold back her hands, and she really takes good care of it. I'm afraid she should take a bath with milk every now and then?" Wen Shanchang said this again!

"Shanchang, you take the pulse as soon as you take the pulse, why are there so many nonsense!" Chen Jisheng finally couldn't help but warn, mainly because he was afraid that Dugulou couldn't help it.

The veins on this guy's forehead are exposed now, his teeth are clenched, his hands are tightly clenched into fists, and his body is as tense as if the bowstring is fully stretched, he is afraid that he will suddenly explode and hurt someone!

"What did the old man say!" Wen Shanchang shook his head, "It's okay for ordinary people to take a bath with milk, but the princess is suffering from yang deficiency, and her kidney water is weak. But it's a big disadvantage."

This is still a human saying.

"The disease is also common, but if you say it is easy to treat, it is easy to treat, and if you say it is difficult to treat, it is also difficult to treat." Then it is not human!

Dugulou loosened his fist just a little bit, and clenched it again.

"Old Wen, can you speak well?" Xiao Chen said angrily, "This is Princess Mo Jie!"

"What's wrong with the princess?" Wen Shanchang's eyes widened, "The princess is also a woman, and a woman who has experienced human affairs, at the age of forty like a wolf, and with a peach-blossom body. If there is no nourishment from a man, of course she will Birth of all kinds of strange diseases, for example, the specific manifestation of this disease is that the lower body itches unbearably, am I right?"

"You bastard talking nonsense, insulting the concubine, I will tear your mouth to pieces today!" Dugulou really went berserk, flying up to beat Wen Shanchang.

Xiao Chen had been on guard for a long time, and quickly jumped up and hugged him, "Mr. Dugu calm down, this old man Wen has always spoken frankly, he definitely did not mean to offend the princess!"

"Shanchang, what are you still doing, go out first!" Seeing that the situation is not good, Chen Jisheng told Wen Shanchang to leave quickly to avoid the sharp edge.

"Yeah? Isn't this something that doesn't happen? I'm taking good care of the princess, but this guy still wants to beat me. It's unreasonable to go all over the world!" Wen Shanchang was still very unhappy, talking to himself, muttering , thinking about it all the way and leaving.

"Ahem, Shanchang is a medical idiot, he can't speak, but he has his own medical skills, but I don't know that those few words he said just now are a little bit reliable?" Chen Jisheng asked. Also quite cautious.

Qiu Ruolan nodded slightly with her face flushed, but shook her head again and again. She didn't know whether to nod or shake her head?

Because the nasty doctor just said a few nonsense words, among which were unspeakable and unanswerable questions.

I'm a woman, so I can't admit that I have a flamboyant physique, can I?

Qiu Ruolan is also a well-educated person, she knows what peach blossoms and flowing water mean... Isn't it just watery!

I am not!

Even if it is me, I won't admit it, even if I die.

But what the damn doctor said about the symptoms was right. I could bear it when I squeezed my legs tightly, but now when he said it, I suddenly felt itching unbearably, and I couldn't even sit still!

"Then who, bring me Ling'er and Xiangqin!" How much does Xiao Chen know about women?

Call Duan Ling'er and Liu Xiangqin, and let them take the princess to their boudoir to rest for a while, because the princess is quite tired from the journey.

"Ling'er, let the princess live in your room, you can spend a few days with Xiangqin first." Xiao Chen carefully arranged the princess's residence.

It is said that this is also one of the best rooms in the Governor's Mansion.