The Best Fake Eunuch

What happened to Xiao Chen?

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

I just don't want to be cold, so I simply pretended to be sick and played tricks with the big guys.

Why is he so hot?

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It is indeed quite tiring to walk this way, so after a few weeks of exercising and exercising Qi, I took a nap and rested for a while.

Duan Ling'er was lying on the bed, hugging Xiao Chen's neck, already crying quite sadly, but she couldn't squeeze a drop of tears, it was purely howling.

Xiao Ye stood by and watched Sister Ling'er's exaggerated acting without saying a word, and there was no expression on her face. He also knew that he should cooperate with his brother to act for a while, but he really couldn't cry!

Everyone thought that he was overwhelmed with grief, so they were dumbfounded...

The news that Xiao Chen was seriously ill as soon as he came back spread throughout the palace instantly. After hearing this, Liu Ruyun didn't even care about her status as a concubine, so she rushed here with light work!

Coming over to see Xiao Chen's state, he was really terrified, he scolded a bunch of imperial doctors as trash!

You just watched him have a fever?

Burning like this is going to kill people!

A few imperial doctors explained with a bitter face that they didn't dare to mess with the treatment. Now, there is no diagnosis yet. We...

Not long after, Empress Murong Danqiu, Imperial Concubine Duanmu Nanqiao, Concubine Zhang Jueer, nobleman Yang Fenger all rushed to see Xiao Chen's serious illness, they were all dumbfounded.

In front of everyone, they should not get too close, but they were anxious and scolded the imperial doctors for being useless!

In the end, Duan Ling'er felt that the matter was too much trouble, and was afraid that it would not end well later, so she whispered in Xiao Chen's ear, "Hey, brother, it's almost over, I see those ladies are going to cry! And those imperial doctors are discussing to take you off and throw you into the snow to cool down..."

"Oops!" Xiao Chen yelled, woke up instantly, looked at everyone with blank faces, "What's wrong with me?"

The girls haven't cried yet, but the imperial physicians are all crying. Well, Mr. Xiao, you're awake!

If you don't wake up again, the eyes of the empresses will cut us to pieces!

She rushed up to press his pulse, rolled his eyelids, touched his forehead, and sniffed his breath.

Oh!

The fever will go away as soon as it goes away!

Sure enough, it was Hua Tuo's patriarch who appeared...

Seeing the queen and several empresses all arrived, Xiao Chen was still struggling to get out of bed and kneel down, a group of girls hurriedly stopped him loudly from a distance, please take good care of us, don't move around, you will put us Scared to death, you know?

They all want to stay with him, but no one can stay, so they can only reluctantly drive back to the palace, and before going out, they cast all kinds of tender, caring, longing, hot, and loving gazes at Xiao Chen ...

It made Xiao Chen feel that even if he was really seriously ill and dying, it was worth it!

Duan Ling'er sent some ladies out on behalf of her elder brother, and Murong Danqiu told her to take good care of Xiao Chen, and if there was any change in his condition, he would notify us immediately, and if he needed anything, just come to us...

But Liu Ruyun quietly pulled Duan Linger aside and asked in a low voice, "Is this kid pretending to ask you?"

"No!" Duan Linger blinked her eyes innocently.

"Hmph, his boy is as strong as a cow. Why did he suddenly get sick? He must be pretending to scare people again! I'm going to be scared to death by him! Tell him for me, let him pay attention, and look back at me How to deal with him!" Liu Ruyun said.

Duan Ling'er blinked her big eyes and nodded again and again, then shook her head again and again, thinking it's over, brother, you are dead!

When Li Wanjiang heard that Xiao Chen had woken up, a big stone fell from his heart.

Although I deeply doubt that this kid is just pretending, but he touched it with his own hands just now, and it is true that he has a fever. The imperial doctor also said that the situation of Mr. Xiao just now is indeed extremely dangerous. ...I can't bear to say it anymore.

The commander of Jinyiwei in the palace, the commander of the forbidden army, the guards in the palace, and the eunuchs who are the heads of the twenty-four prisons all came to visit. It can be seen that Xiao Chen's popularity in the palace is still very good.

But Xiao Chen excused that he was still quite unwell, so he didn't see anyone, and Ling'er blocked them all.

Gong Shouli didn't come, but sent Xiao Fengzi and Xiao Lizi to check, just to see if Xiao Chen was dead.

The Xichang brothers guarding the gate were angry when they saw these two, what the hell do you still have the face to meet the boss?

Get the hell out of here, or I'll beat you to death!

Now that our boss is back, I see that your new master, Gong Shouli, that bastard is not as old and imposing as he is?

However, the two bastards said with a straight face that they came to visit Mr. Xiao Chenxiao under the order of Eunuch Gong, and our Eunuch Gong followed the order of the emperor!

To tell you the truth, just let us see if Xiao Chen is dead?

Who dares to stop?

Duan Ling'er chanted, and came out with her hands on her hips when she heard the sound, "My brother fell asleep just now, and no one can disturb him. If you two bastards dare to mess around, believe it or not, I'll beat you..."

But Xiao Chen's weak voice sounded in the room, "Let them in."

"Believe it or not, I'll call... open the door and let you in." Duan Linger changed her words immediately.

Baba Xiaoshou ordered the brothers to go a little farther away, the boss needs to rest now, so don’t you all stand here, go back, and leave a few on duty to stand guard outside the yard.

Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi walked up to Xiao Chen's bed with their heads held high, and suddenly knelt down together, "Boss, we miss you so much!"

"What the hell, do you two brats miss me or do you want me to die?" Xiao Chen laughed.

"Look at what the boss said! Isn't that why you have to act for others? If you don't act well, the boss will curse at others! If you act well and you still curse at others, it doesn't make sense!" Xiao Lizi grinned.

"It's not the boss, are you acting? You scared the two of us to pee just now, do you know that?" Xiao Fengzi said.

"Hey, your boss and my acting skills are okay?" Xiao Chen called the two of them to get up and sit down to chat.

"I rely on you for acting like a god. Even the emperor was deceived by you, and our master took it seriously, but he was happy for nothing..." Xiao Lizi said.

"Boss, when will you take us away? Liu Fuhai has already gone, why don't you let us go!" Xiao Fengzi said.

In fact, these two did not betray Xiao Chen, but under Xiao Chen's order, they went undercover by Gong Shouli's side.

Because they 'sold out' many of Xiao Chen's secrets, they easily gained Gong Shouli's trust. It can be seen that compared with Xiao Chen's IQ, Gong Shouli's IQ is scum.

Not an opponent at all.

Moreover, the emperor's favor on Gong Shouli is obviously not as good as before. Before, he would discuss with him no matter what big or small matters, but now he almost ignored him except for routine matters.

Everyone in the palace said that Gong Shouli is nothing compared to you, the boss!

Your boss is going through life and death for the emperor outside, but he is avenging his personal revenge in the palace and eradicating dissidents. The last time he messed with Liu Fuhai, the emperor seemed very unhappy...