The Best Fake Eunuch

The emperor has been unhappy recently.

Because the Tianxuan Society in Yizhou has rebelled, I heard that there are hundreds of warships carrying hundreds of thousands of rebels to attack our Minzhou County, and they have already occupied many places.

Our Fengyang King Li Feng is inextricably fighting with them, we don't know who will win and who will lose.

Boss, you came from Haining Bay, right? Have you not seen a battleship from our Great Zhou? They were all sent to the south. I heard that the navy in Yizhou is very powerful. We were sunk by others, tsk tsk tsk!

Minzhou County is enough to make our emperor upset, but the little devils from Dongying came to make trouble again.

What kind of envoys were sent here, and some messy things were sent, saying that they were offered as an offering to our Great Zhou Emperor, but they asked for a reward, in fact, they wanted to take advantage of it!

They used to come here when they were big men in the previous dynasty, and every time they would exchange some rags for our good things!

Forget it, I heard that there are some poets in their envoy group who are good at writing poems, and knowing that there will be a poetry competition at our annual Lantern Festival, I want to come and learn...

Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi briefly narrated everything that happened when Xiao Chen left the harem. Because time was limited, they didn't dare to stay longer, and had to go back and report to Gong Shouli.

Let's say boss, although your condition has improved slightly, how about you still suffer from serious illness?

When Xiao Lizi was about to leave, he suddenly remembered an important matter.

He whispered in Xiao Chen's ear, "Boss, there is a spy among your people, what is his name Chen Gouer, that guy was bought by Gong Shouli, and he has been sending news to him all the time, I also noticed it by accident, but I Not sure, boss, you just have to know in your heart."

Xiao Chen was taken aback when he heard this, Chen Gou'er, can't you?

That kid is simple and honest, hard-working and hard-working. Now he has become a captain because of his meritorious service, and he is still working under Wei Yuntian's subordinates. Yuntian also has special trust in him...

"Master Xiao, don't scold people, it's a good intention for us to come to see you!" Xiao Lizi complained loudly after going out, deliberately letting others hear.

"I really don't know what to do! No wonder I got this strange disease, and I can't see it getting better!" Xiao Fengzi also cursed Xiao Chenzhong viciously.

Although it's a play, it sounds like it's real...

What the hell, I didn't take care of these two boys before, they are probably telling the truth through lies!

She had a good sleep, and woke up the next day feeling refreshed. After washing up, Xiao Ye and Duan Linger staggered and came straight to Qinzheng Hall.

He said that as long as Xiao Chen didn't die, even if he was crawling, he would crawl to see the emperor, so he asked you, my minister, how loyal I am to the emperor, would you not be moved by the emperor?

Li Wanjiang was really moved, and ordered someone to come out to comfort him, and let him recover from his illness first. After he recovers, it's not too late for us to talk about things... What the hell, I still don't see Ang!

It seems that he hasn't decided how to deal with Xiao Chen, and is going to let him hang out for a while before talking.

Can't you see the fucking love? Do you think I would like to see you?

Don't do this with me, since I dare to come back, I'm not afraid of you!

If you don't see me pull you down, it's fine for the queen to see me...

"Ah, are you well?" Murong Danqiu was very happy to see him coming.

"It's just that I can't die!" Xiao Chen coughed a few times, pretended to be sickly, and even made a gesture to bow down and kowtow.

"Sit down quickly!" Murong Danqiu hastily helped him onto the chair and sat down.

Ask Huan'er to bring the ginseng soup that was fried this morning. It was supposed to be delivered to you, but it's just in time for you to come, so I'll just watch you drink it.

Huan'er Fei Pao brought a big bowl of bright yellow ginseng soup, she wanted to feed Xiao Chen to drink it, but was sent away by Murong Danqiu, she wanted to serve Xiao Chen's soup herself.

Huan'er was very upset, she pouted and walked away step by step.

"Look what, everyone has left!" Murong Danqiu said angrily.

"I just want to see if there is anyone else in this room? Just the two of us, let's stop pretending, let's have a kiss first!" Xiao Chen immediately regained his dragon-horse spirit, and would molest the queen as soon as he hugged her.

"Hmph, I knew you were faking it!" Murong Danqiu pushed him away with a blushing face.

"Then why did you shed tears when you went to see me last night?" Xiao Chen laughed.

"I was deceived by you, you big liar!" Murong Danqiu knew that Xiao Chen was fine, and felt a little better.

"Oh... I didn't lie to you, I lied to that person!" Xiao Chen sighed, and pointed outside casually, "I came back from a long way to find him, not only did he not see me, he also Do you want me to blow air at the door? I have to do a little trick."

"Is it interesting for you to lie around like this?" Murong Danqiu also sighed.

"Interesting, as the saying goes, it is infinitely fun to fight against the sky, endlessly enjoyable to fight with the earth, and endlessly enjoyable to fight with Li Wanjiang..." Xiao Chen laughed.

"Hmph, I think you shouldn't be too happy, I think the emperor is going to kill you!" Murong Danqiu sneered.

"Ah?" Xiao Chen was taken aback, "Really?"

"Of course it's true. If I were the emperor, I would kill you too... Even if I don't kill you now, I will definitely kill you in the future. In short, he will kill you, a treacherous little slave, sooner or later! Tell me, what are you doing when you come back?" Are you looking for death!" Murong Danqiu stretched out her delicate jade and pointed at Xiao Chen's forehead.

"It's not looking for death, it's looking for you." Xiao Chen took her into his arms and forced her to sit on his lap. The soft, warm and fragrant feeling is really not good.

But it's been a long time.

"I was thinking about you day and night in Yanyun County. Even in my dreams, I always dreamed of you. Guess what I dreamed about us?" Xiao Chen blew softly in her ear, as if The spring breeze disturbed Murong Danqiu's heart.

"I don't guess, and I don't listen, you must have nothing good to say!" There can be no good words.

In broad daylight, Xiao Chen didn't dare to go too far, and after being tender with Murong Danqiu for a while, he was about to let her go.

But it made Murong Danqiu feel sad.

He sneered and said, "I heard that you and that little Moluo prince from Xianbo didn't know each other, and even formed a life-and-death alliance?"

"That's a last resort, acting on the occasion, just pretending to be a snake." Xiao Chen suddenly felt guilty.

Amitabha, it's best that Danqiu doesn't know that the little Prince Moro is a girl...

"She must be beautiful, right?" But Murong Danqiu knew it, it was impossible not to know.

"Who are you talking about? That little Prince Moro? What a beauty! He's so ugly! He's even uglier than Xiao Ye! Otherwise, she can disguise herself as a man? Let me tell you, it's just her eyes. Like a bell, the mouth is bigger than the mouth of a bowl, the waist is thicker than a bucket, the voice is louder than thunder, and the body is taller than me..."

Xiao Chen blinked while speaking, and the blinking became faster and faster.

"It's not so ugly, is it?" Murong Danqiu was dubious.

"It's not only ugly, but also fierce! If you don't believe me, go back and ask Ling'er and Xiao Ye! You don't think that a girl like her can lead troops to fight, and make tens of thousands of cavalrymen under her command docile, and she is not fierce. , can you do it without being ruthless?" Xiao Chen said.

There is also a little truth in that.