The Best Fake Eunuch

"Duanmu Nanqiao agreed." Tie Kunlun asked lately, "Did Li Wanjiang agree?"

Boss, you also said that Duanmu Nanqiao is Li Wanjiang's wife, but you still want to take her away... Why did they get divorced?

"Look at what Kunlun said, can Li Wanjiang know about this?" Xiao Chen blamed Tie Kunlun for not being smart enough.

We are robbing his wife, what do you think?

"Uh...boss, you mean to quietly bring Duanmu Nanfeng out of the palace?" Fu Yan understood, but he didn't know what strategy the boss would use?

This is a head-scratching operation!

It is said that since ancient times, I have never heard of anyone thinking about the fact that the emperor's imperial concubine would steal it and take it for himself.

"Did you hear that!" Xiao Chen yelled at Tie Kunlun, "I see that your kid's head is an iron lump!"

"Didn't I be surprised by you, boss?" Tie Kunlun smiled, "Now I understand, shall we steal her out for you later in the dark?"

"This guy is talking nonsense!" Xiao Chen said angrily, "Then can we still leave? We must think of a perfect plan, a safe plan, which can bring her back without letting Li Wanjiang and others know about it."

"I'm afraid it won't be easy." Fu Yan frowned, "I don't know what the boss is going to do?"

"It happened to you, Fu Wanchun!" Xiao Chen looked at Fu Yan kindly, "I'll give you three days to think of a good way to come out."

"Ah?" Fu Yan was taken aback, you didn't think about such a big thing that I rely on, and you still want to think about it now?

Besides, this is you stealing someone's wife, what should I do? I have never entered a palace in my life, even if I steal it, I don't know the way!

I'm still limited to three days...Give me three years to think about it, I may not be able to do it.

"I don't care, anyway, you have to figure out a way for me! Just figure it out before we go back." Xiao Chen was being unreasonable.

"Boss, why don't we take her away this time, okay? After we go back, we can make a long-term plan..." Fu Yan said.

"No, I have to take her away this time. If you can't think of a way to take her away, then I won't go back!" Not only was Xiao Chen unreasonable, he also played a childish temper.

Even Duan Ling'er, who likes playing with a child's temper the most, can't stand it anymore.

"Brother, aren't you embarrassing Brother Fu Yan?" It's my turn to teach you a lesson, right?

"If I don't embarrass him, do I embarrass you? Then you come up with a good way for me, and if you can't think of it, you won't be allowed to eat!" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"Brother Fu Yan, I can't help you anymore." Duan Linger immediately changed her words.

How can you do it without eating? Isn’t that starving to death?

But Fu Yan was about to die of worry.

Because although the boss Xiao Chen has a peaceful temperament, he is actually extremely stubborn, and he must do it to the end if he is sure of one thing.

Chen Jisheng once said that this kid is a stubborn donkey!

But when will you lose your temper like a donkey, and do you have to lose your temper at this time?

We are walking on thin ice here in Fengyang, we are careful everywhere, we don't know if there will be a catastrophe, why do you want to be so pretentious?

Do what you want, but you can't steal the emperor's wife!

Didn't do that!

"I heard from Yuntian that, Boss, you asked Shanchang to prepare a fake poison for Zhao Gongming..." Tie Kunlun thought of this idea.

"Oh... that's useless. Zhao Gongming was just a low-ranking eunuch in the palace. Few people would care about his death, but the imperial concubine! How could he die without knowing why? Many imperial physicians will definitely be able to spot the flaw." Fu Yan also knew about this, and he also knew that he couldn't do this.

"Otherwise, you can just force it. Ling'er and I will definitely bring her out of the palace without anyone noticing, and no one will find out! It doesn't matter if they find out, anyway, they don't know who did it." Yes." Tie Kunlun thought it would be better to be simple and rude.

"It doesn't work either. The surefire solution the boss said is to make everyone think that the imperial concubine is dead, so that the imperial concubine can stay by the boss's side blatantly, otherwise people will find out sooner or later." Fu Yan said.

"Did you hear that?" Xiao Chen smiled, "It's still Wan Chun who knows my bird's will!"

"Actually, there are ways, but I can't do it, unless it is a direct disciple of the Ouyang family. The Ouyang family has a magic that can temporarily take a person's soul out of the body, and it can be placed in it seven days later. Go in and revive it..." Fu Yan said.

"I've also heard that the Ouyang family has this thaumaturgy, but if a human corpse is left for seven days, it won't be broken. Even if it is winter, it will be frozen into ice lumps. How can it be revived?" Tie Kunlun asked.

"Ouyang's family has a kind of reassurance pill, which can keep the body alive for three years if taken before death!" Fu Yan said.

"Didn't you learn Feng Shui in Ouyang's family? You must also know a few of their direct disciples. Just ask one of them to help." Tie Kunlun said.

"I was expelled from the Profound Sky Society when I joined it. It's good that they didn't kill me, but you still want to go back and ask them for help?" Fu Yan smiled wryly.

"Then how about I go to Ouyang's house to catch a direct disciple?" Tie Kunlun was bold.

"Hmph, do you think you can easily enter and leave Ouyang's family with your lightness skill? You can't even find the door!" Fu Yan sneered.

"Then Ling'er and Xiao Ye will go with me!" The two people Tie Kunlun admired the most in his life were Ling'er and Xiao Ye.

One is better than him in lightness kung fu, and the other is infinitely stronger than him.

With these two helpers, not to mention the Ouyang family, even the underworld can kill him seven times in and seven out!

"It's useless, no one in the world can break the gossip formation of the Ouyang family, let alone people, even ghosts and gods!" Fu Yan shook his head.

"Are you so awesome?" Xiao Chen expressed dissatisfaction, so how about adding me as the only heir of the Flame Palm?

"It's so awesome." Fu Yan said, "They have lived in Zhongnan Mountain for hundreds of years, and they haven't heard of anyone who dares to break in... There is one, but there is only one... Anyway, we can't make it."

"If you can't be hard, come soft. If you really can't, I'll go there myself?" Xiao Chen is a first-rank eunuch, a famous literati, and the governor of Yanyun County...

No matter how awesome your Ouyang family is, you are also a subject of the Great Zhou, right?

"Hehe, don't talk about you boss, even if Li Wanjiang goes there in person, it's useless." Fu Yan laughed.

It's that awesome.

"Back then, the Chief Custodian passed by Zhongnan Mountain and wanted to go in to meet Patriarch Ouyang, but he didn't see him, so the Chief Custodian had no choice but to leave disappointed." Fu Yan said again.

"After you said that, I also became curious. I must go around when I have time in the future. I don't believe that his family's threshold is so high?" Xiao Chen said.

"It's not that the Ouyang family has a high threshold, but they have their own rules. Li Wanjiang can't get in, Xiao Xinghan can't get in, but maybe an ordinary person can get in... We're here, huh? Why are you so dark!" Fu Yan stared The imperial mausoleum not far away narrowed his eyes.

"This is a mausoleum, and it's late at night, so how can it not be heavy?" Tie Kunlun said with a smile, "You are still a Feng Shui master, why are you still afraid of death?"

"No, this Yin Qi is a bit evil, you guys, be careful." Fu Yan looked very solemn.