The Best Fake Eunuch

"Shouxiao, did you hear what the chime-handling monk said just now?" Xiao Chen asked suddenly.

"I heard it, but I didn't really listen to it." Gong Shouxiao replied honestly.

"Huh? How can I not listen?" Xiao Chen frowned, "If the emperor asks you, will you play it like this?"

"Yes yes yes!" The sweat on Gong Shouxiao's forehead fell instantly.

But it seems that Mr. Xiao, what you said is not right, then I just didn’t hear clearly...

Suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, "Lord Xiao, I dare not hide it from you. The strange things I experienced just now are too shocking. My heart is still beating. I am really panicked, so I didn't Hear their words clearly...you may not understand them even if you hear them clearly, Master Xiao, did you hear them clearly?"

"Well, I vaguely heard that the monk who held the chime said that they came to cut off the dragon veins of the Great Zhou Dynasty, and it was ordered by the king of Tianzhu. Huh, no wonder they haven't come to pay tribute to the emperor for so many years, but they came this year. Once they come, our emperor Something happened to the dragon veins, it turned out that it had ulterior motives, intending to destroy my great Zhou community!" Xiao Chen said.

In fact, the monk who held the chime said that they came here at the order of their master Nemo, but they didn't mention their king of Tianzhu.

But if you want to add a crime, why do you have nothing to say?

And in fact, this is not wronging them, who made them monks from Tianzhu!

"It goes without saying!" Gong Shouxiao said loudly, "These bald donkeys are originally from Tianzhu, and they must have been ordered by their king. By the way, that Prince Im must be the culprit, Xiao My lord, we have to go to see the emperor quickly, otherwise it will be terrible if that Prince Im runs away!"

"It's reasonable to keep filial piety, let's go quickly." Xiao Chen nodded in relief.

What the hell is Prince Im, dare to compete with me for a woman?

Let's see how you die!

Gong Shouxiao first sent someone to ask for help from the nearby garrison, and asked them to immediately dispatch troops to come to support. Who knows if those dead monks will come back?

Go and wake up all the tomb guards who are still sleeping soundly, and let them quickly clean up all these messy bones.

Guarding the imperial mausoleum is not only the army, but also more than a hundred craftsmen and handymen, who are responsible for cleaning weeds and repairing the cemetery.

The monk who held the chime had just controlled the army guarding the mausoleum just now, and Xiao Chen and others arrived, so they haven't taken care of them yet.

Perhaps Monk Hand Chime and the others didn't know that there were servants in the imperial tomb.

An old handyman with white beard and hair was holding a broom and looked thoughtfully at the bones all over the floor, muttering to himself, "What is supposed to come will always come. The building will fall, and the foundation will be broken first. The dead are all tossing out, and the living may not be able to stop..."

"Old Zhang, what are you talking about! Did you piss the horse again at night? Hurry up and get to work." An officer next to him yelled loudly.

"Hey, hey, work, work... Everyone is working hard, and the military master will enjoy wine and drink after work!" The old handyman said loudly.

"You old man, you only know how to drink!" The officer couldn't laugh or cry.

"The sky doesn't care, the earth doesn't care, the wine doesn't matter, whether you're happy or dead, just drink!" The old handyman shook his head and sighed, muttering.

Xiao Chen led Gong Shouxiao and the two officers all the way to the palace, and the Jinyi guards at the palace gate were surprised to see him coming at night.

Mr. Xiao is from the palace, so he should know the rules of the palace. The gates of the palace have already been locked, and no one can enter without special circumstances!

"Nonsense, don't I know the rules? Hurry up and open the door, we have something big to report to the emperor! What's the matter, the emperor's grave has been dug!" Xiao Chen said loudly.

Damn it, isn't it true?

Gong Shouli had already fallen asleep, and when he heard that Xiao Chen had come to the palace again to meet the emperor, he was really furious!

Damn I went out of the palace and you tossed me, and when I was in the palace, you still tossed me? Where the hell am I going to avoid you bastard, please!

Last time when he was drunk at Xiao Chen's house, he not only made a fool of himself in public but also uttered wild words, this matter reached Li Wanjiang's ears early the next morning.

The angry Li Wanjiang brought him to him who was still hungover and scolded him bloody!

I asked you to go to Xiao Chen's house to find out what's going on, you're so good, you even drank with him?

Just drink it, and drink it like a fool?

For what you said last night, you bastard, even if I kill you, I won't wrong you!

As my personal guard, is it not your duty to save me?

You bastard, feel your conscience and think about it, how much honor do I treat you? Or is your conscience already eaten by dogs!

But no one with conscience can say those words.

Without you, there would be no Dazhou Jiangshan... Well said! Then I will let you take the throne, okay?

The words are getting heavier and heavier.

Gong Shouli was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word.

When Li Wanjiang got tired of drinking tea, he hurriedly kowtowed to apologize, and asked the emperor to bestow a white silk on the slave, and the slave would go back and hang himself, otherwise he would really be ashamed to see the emperor again.

Angrily, Li Wanjiang smashed the teacup in his face!

Not only do you have no conscience, you don’t even have a heart?

You just said last night that you were my savior, and you asked me to commit suicide to you?

You are a dead body, you deserved to die, but you put me in a mean and ungrateful situation... Get out of here quickly, I don't want to see you again!

But scolding is scolding, hatred is hatred, Li Wanjiang will not really drive Gong Shouli out of the palace.

He knew this Gong Shouli too well. Although there were many things wrong with him, there was one thing that was beyond doubt, that is, he was absolutely loyal to him, and he was obedient and obedient.

This is better than Xiao Chen!

When Gong Shouli came out, he was even angrier when he saw Xiao Chen always looking so high-spirited.

"Do you really understand the rules, kid? You don't even look at what time it is. The emperor has already rested. Even if the sky falls, you kid still have to hold on. We'll talk about it until tomorrow!" First reprimanded him.

"Hey!" Xiao Chen answered in a really crisp manner, "With Eunuch Gong, you can do what you say, keep your filial piety, let's go!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left.

Gong Shouli still doesn't know this guy?

What the hell, it seems that there is something wrong, otherwise he is not stupid, knowing that the emperor will not see him, why would he come here in the middle of the night to beg to see the emperor?

Now he is afraid that he is setting a trap for himself to trip him up. If he really delays the important event, he will directly push himself into the pit.

Seeing that he really left, he hurriedly shouted, "Come back!"

Can Xiao Chen bird him?

The pace of leaving has accelerated, even more recklessly.

"Master Xiao, is Eunuch Gong calling you?" Gong Shouxiao hurriedly caught up with two steps and reminded in a low voice.

"What the hell does he think I am? Who does he think he is? He comes and goes at Lao Tzu's call... Don't pee on him, anyway, he has something to do with his rotten ass, I want to see How big is his butt?" Xiao Chen spoke while walking non-stop.

"You you you...you dare to scold me? You come back to me, do you hear me?" Gong Shouli was angry and anxious, and he limped after him. He walked too fast, slipped and fell down. dog eat shit...

In the end, a few big inner guards flew over to persuade Xiao Chen, and dragged him back with some kind of rhetoric.