The Best Fake Eunuch

Xiao Chen came out of the Jiangdong Prince's Mansion, and went straight to the palace with gifts.

I went to see Liu Ruyun first, and Liu Ruyun was obviously in a bad mood.

"What's wrong with the imperial concubine? Are you feeling unwell?" Xiao Chen asked knowingly.

"Why are you everywhere!" Liu Ruyun said with a straight face.

"What do you mean by your mother's words? This slave doesn't understand either." Xiao Chen pretended to be confused.

"If those Tianzhu demon monks want to cut off Li Wanjiang's dragon veins, you can let them cut off. What's your business? It has nothing to do with you!" Liu Ruyun raised her brows, furious.

"Oh, so that's what happened." Xiao Chen suddenly realized, "I'm a courtier of Da Zhou, my lady, have you forgotten? This is exactly what I should do!"

"Hmph, have you forgotten how many times Li Wanjiang tried to kill you?" Liu Ruyun didn't believe his nonsense, "Also, you went to the imperial mausoleum to pay homage to the crown prince at night? You lied to a ghost! Tell me honestly, yes Don't you also want to destroy Li Wanjiang's dragon veins?"

"Don't talk nonsense, do you have evidence?" Xiao Chen smiled.

"You bloody slave is the witness!" Liu Ruyun rushed over with fists, violently extorting a confession, "If you don't tell me, I'll beat you to death!"

"If you let me kiss you, I'll tell." Xiao Chen said shamelessly.

"Go and rescue Prince Im and I'll kiss you." Liu Ruyun said.

"Farewell!" Xiao Chen turned around and was about to leave.

"This matter definitely has nothing to do with him. I have known him since I was a child, and I know what he is like." Liu Ruyun hugged Xiao Chen and refused to allow him to leave.

"Hey, childhood sweetheart, childhood sweetheart, you two?" Xiao Chen immediately turned on him jealously.

"Sit down and listen to me." Liu Ruyun pulled him to the side of the bed and pressed him to sit down, "Let me tell you, if there is only one good person in Tianzhu, it is Prince Yimu, and if there is only one Living Buddha, it is also Prince Yimu." Prince Mu, he is the most true, kind and beautiful girl in the world."

"Let me go, I'll go out and vomit for a while... What did you say?" Xiao Chen thought he had heard it wrong, "Is Prince Im a girl?"

"Hehe, you think only Prince Moro can be a girl? Why can't Prince Im be a girl?" Liu Ruyun laughed.

But... Xiao Chen couldn't turn his head around for a while, why is his false rival in love turned out to be a woman?

No, I remember you saying that he proposed to you!

"That's us girls joking!" Liu Ruyun must have said that on purpose.

She wanted Xiao Chen to be jealous!

In fact, this Prince Im is the same woman as Zhang Yaoer. She has liked women and disliked men since she was a child.

So although the proposal to Liu Ruyun back then was a joke, it wasn't entirely true.

This kind of orientation is not recognized by society in our modern times, let alone in ancient times, let alone Tianzhu, where the distinction between castes and castes is particularly strict, and the idea of ​​male superiority and female inferiority is particularly stubborn.

So she entered Buddhism since she was a child, and wanted to cut off all love in the world.

She just has a problem with her orientation, but she is very kind and sincere, and of course she is also beautiful, so Liu Ruyun said that she is true, beautiful and kind.

Liu Ruyun and her are not childhood sweethearts, but they are good friends.

Now that her good friend is under house arrest by Li Wanjiang, she is of course very anxious, and Liu Ruyun is actually very loyal.

She knew that this matter was serious, and it was not easy for a concubine herself to intercede with Li Wanjiang, so she could only ask Xiao Chen for help.

This kid is full of eyes, he must have a way!

"It turned out to be Jiang Zi." Although Xiao Chen stopped being jealous of her, it was quite difficult to help her out.

Speaking of which, Liu Ruyun was all to blame!

Who told you to joke around with me, I was so jealous that I even planted a little frame on her.

If I had known this was the case, I would have excused him.

Now asking me to save her again, isn't this f*cking a promise?

"Then can you help?" Liu Ruyun looked at Xiao Chen expectantly.

"Do you think I am omnipotent? I simply can't get my hands in such a big deal, I can't even get my mouth in!" Xiao Chen first emphasized the difficulty, "But since it's an errand you sent me to do, I'm just playing Even if I die, I will take care of it for you.

It's kind of heartwarming to say the least.

"Who made you risk your life?" Liu Ruyun kissed her face, "Anyway, she can't have anything to do, and neither can you."

"Let's go, I'll take you to see something good, you'll definitely like it." Xiao Chen wiped his face, for fear of leaving lip marks, there are lessons learned from this matter, and he was extra careful afterwards.

"What good thing?" Liu Ruyun was curious.

I'll know when I see you.

Xiao Chen followed her out of the harem, and went straight to the Imperial Horse Supervisor at the northeast corner of the palace.

Hu Tai, the chief eunuch of the Yumajian, is a big fat man. He has been waiting at the gate of the Yumajian for a long time. When he saw the two from a distance, he hurriedly ran all the way to greet him. At first glance, it looked like a ball rolling quickly. Come.

"Hu Tai, it doesn't matter if you are so old and fat, but don't make your horse thin!" Liu Ruyun likes to ride and shoot, and always comes here to walk horses when she has nothing to do, so she is very familiar with Hu Tai.

"Look at what your mother said! It's as if the servant is still grabbing fodder from the horse." Hu Tai laughed.

"Old Hu, I think you should also lose weight. Ang, look at your big belly, it looks like a girl who is pregnant in October!" Xiao Chen knew him well, and patted his big belly as a joke.

Liu Ruyun couldn't help giggling, pointed at Xiao Chen and said, "You slave don't even say good things!"

"Oh, my lord Xiao, what jokes are you making in front of the concubine?" Hu Tai knew that the relationship between the little lord and the ladies in the harem was very good, but he really didn't expect it to be so good.

It seems that the rumors are true...

Entering the racecourse, Liu Ruyun saw the rouge BMW for the first time, cheered and rushed over, leaped onto the horse's back, lightly pinched the horse's belly with his legs, and the BMW neighed, and then galloped away.

It's a pity that the huge racecourse is still too small for this BMW, so it can only run back and forth in circles.

"Concubine Liu Gui's equestrian skills are really good." Hu Tai admired it from the bottom of his heart.

"En." Xiao Chen agreed casually.

Seeing Liu Ruyun galloping with excitement, Xiao Chen suddenly understood why she was not afraid of hard work, and would rather travel thousands of miles to go to Tianzhu.

Because what she yearns for is not the Buddha of the Western Paradise, but freedom.

The women in the harem are actually not free.

Liu Ruyun, Yang Fenger, Duanmu Nanqiao, Murong Danqiu...

The reason why they are very kind to themselves, and even willing to give themselves to each other, may not be all out of love for themselves, maybe they just want to pursue and obtain some kind of spiritual freedom.

Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If it is for freedom, both can be thrown away.

"Let the imperial concubine and empress have fun for a while, I have to leave beforehand." Xiao Chen didn't want to disturb Liu Ruyun who was in high spirits, so let her fly freely here for a while.

For some reason, Xiao Chen felt quite sad when he heard her happy laughter.