The Best Fake Eunuch

"The empress is not feeling well?" Li Wanjiang frowned when he heard that Murong Danqiu was ill, "Then why don't you go to the imperial doctor quickly, but come here to complain?"

"If you go back to the emperor, the queen's body is slightly ill, but it's not a disease." Xiao Chen said.

"What did you say to me!" Li Wanjiang said angrily.

"Hehe, Your Majesty, I mean that the Empress is... this, this..." Xiao Chen hesitated so much that Li Wanjiang was not only not angry, but suddenly realized.

Oh...it turns out that the queen is having her period, no wonder she is upset and doesn't want to see people.

This is really not Xiao Chen's nonsense, he just remembers that Murong Danqiu should have an aunt these few days, anyway, it's only a day or two away.

He didn't dare to talk nonsense, because the eunuchs had to register the monthly affairs of the queen and concubines.

As the head of the harem and a friend of women, Xiao Chen is very concerned about this kind of thing...

How else could he invent sanitary napkins?

"It's not a coincidence. I wanted the queen to meet that Prince Im on my behalf to show comfort. If the queen is unwell...Xiao Chen, have you been in a hurry lately? Let me see you?" Li Wanjiang Suddenly laughed.

"I'm also unwell, and I've been resting all the time. It's rare for me to be free, but I'm not in a panic." Xiao Chen said.

"Then you go, I have already found out, this matter is all done by the Indian demon monk Nimo, and has nothing to do with Prince Im. Back then, you insisted on me placing him under house arrest, ahem... the incident happened because of you, and it is also possible I'll leave it to you to solve it, in short, Prince Im can't have any complaints against me, it's about the diplomatic relations between the two countries, you have to be careful."

Li Wanjiang didn't blush at all when he said these words, and his eyebrows were furrowed, looking serious.

Xiao Chen grinned when he heard it, and said in his heart that your Majesty is not guilty of saying this!

At that time, if it wasn't for the young master who I strongly recommended to stop, you would have arrested him, have you forgotten?

Now take a bite back and blame me so much, isn't it?

It's fine if you don't mention the credit for my desperate efforts to help you keep the dragon's veins, but it's even a crime now?

"Minister, obey the order!" He scolded Li Wanjiang as a bastard in his heart, but he still had to accept the order obediently.

"Well, let's go, come back and reply as soon as we're done, I'll wait for you here." Li Wanjiang waved his hand, telling him to leave quickly, and I panicked when I saw you!

"Your Majesty, have those dead bald donkeys been caught?" Xiao Chen didn't leave, he still had questions.

"Not yet, they probably escaped long ago, why are you asking them?" Li Wanjiang said.

"Your Majesty, I ask the emperor to send some senior experts to follow me, I'm afraid that if those bald donkeys hide in Prince Im's residence, it will be very bad." Xiao Chen said.

"I have already sent Gong Shouli to lead people to search it carefully, but I didn't see those bald... monks." Li Wanjiang felt that Xiao Chen was completely redundant.

"Your Majesty, those guys are all good at magic. The ghost knows if they know invisibility or concealment. What if Eunuch Gong doesn't find out?" Xiao Chen wasn't aiming at Gong Shouli. The monk really used some kind of invisibility method to hide in the residence of Prince Im, and it would be useless for anyone to go.

"You fart! I checked very carefully. I even sent people down to look at the wells. There are no monks like you mentioned!" Gong Shouli said loudly.

"Okay, okay, what Xiao Chen said is also reasonable, then you can choose a few people to follow, remember, you must apologize on my behalf, but you can't go too far, you have to let me decide Alright." Li Wanjiang said.

"I understand!" Xiao Chen was fine this time.

Li Wanjiang looked at the back of him leaving in a hurry, and couldn't help sighing again, this kid is really smart, once he said it himself, he understood.

If it was Gong Shouli, I'm afraid he wouldn't understand it!

Xiao Chen went out and personally selected the four major bodyguards of Dynasty Ma Han, Zhang Long and Zhao Hu, and asked them to pick more than a dozen good players to follow.

He knew that these four were top-notch masters, how did he know? Naturally, I heard what Fu Yan said.

When the two were chatting, Xiao Chen once asked Fu Yan, when you sent people to attack and assassinate, why didn't you just kill Li Wanjiang to save trouble?

Fu Yan mentioned these four people, saying that each of them's martial arts are high, and they are all in the category of super-first-class. If the four of them work together, even Xiao Xinghan may not be able to easily defeat them.

What's more, there are more than a dozen people with skills like them, and dozens of people who are slightly inferior to them, and there are at least a hundred people who are similar to me?

There is no doubt that these four must be people in the Jianghu, but their real identities are rarely known, and their current names are all pseudonyms.

Otherwise can it be so common?

That's why even a powerful assassin can't touch a single hair of Li Wanjiang, he can't even get in his door, even Baili Qingyun can't do it.

Also, Li Wanjiang also knows martial arts!

As for how high his martial arts are, Fu Yan is not very clear, after all, as the emperor, he doesn't have much chance to fight with others.

So boss, you must not act rashly towards him!

It directly dispelled Xiao Chen's idea of ​​finding a chance to kill Li Wanjiang himself.

All the guards were quite happy to receive this errand, because they always stay in the palace and panic, it is rare to have the opportunity to go out for a walk, can you not be happy?

Besides, doing things with Xiao Chen is always beneficial, this is the common opinion of all the brothers in the palace.

Although Xiao Chen received the order, he was not in a hurry to go, he asked Zhang Long to go to the Ministry of Industry first, and asked for a construction drawing of Prince Im's residence, the most detailed one.

He also ordered Zhao Hu to go to Honglu Temple, which was in charge of receiving foreign guests, and asked for a detailed list of Prince Im's entourage, including cooks, attendants, and grooms.

Then send Chao Dynasty to Jinyiwei to find Chen Ming, and ask him to bring 200 capable brothers to cooperate with him.

He also asked Ma Han to go to Bing Ma Si to mobilize a team of cavalry to be in charge of guarding the periphery, the kind of people who know that there is no way to get through?

The four guards were very puzzled when they heard this, so are we going to appease the prince, or to search and arrest?

Xiao Chen said that this is called being prepared, planning for a rainy day, being prepared with both hands, and not panicking... Don't talk nonsense, go do it quickly, and wait for me at the gate of the palace when you are done.

The guard didn't dare to ask any more questions, and took orders to leave.

But needless to say, Mr. Xiao is meticulous in his work, you can see how thoughtful he is, he is so meticulous, he is really a hundred times better than Gong Shouli!

Xiao Chen sent everyone away, but then wandered back to Kunning Palace.

According to his wishes, he still wanted Murong Heng to stay in the palace to have a meal with Dan Qiu, but Murong Heng didn't dare to stay any longer. This was already an unexpected surprise, and he couldn't ask for too much.

Xiao Chen didn't say anything, so let's go, I'll take you out personally, by the way, I still have some presents from my place, Mr. Hou, you can also take them with you.

Murong Heng said that I don't even know how to thank the prince, how can I still accept your gift? This is absolutely impossible!

Xiao Chen said yes, if you are in a hurry, it would be inconvenient to bring too many things, so you can just bring one, it is my kindness.

It is another thousand-year-old ginseng.