The Best Fake Eunuch

Prince Im sat cross-legged on the bed, staring at Xiao Chen with a pair of big eyes in a little panic, as if he did not expect this person to be so rude.

He actually barged in directly, with a wicked look in his eyes...

It was beyond Xiao Chen's expectation that this prince actually had hair, and it was black and long, loose like a waterfall.

She is really pretty, with big eyes, high nose bridge, red lips, pointed chin, and skin that is a bit creepy even if it is white... Caucasian.

"Prince Im, please greet you." Xiao Chen glanced at every corner of the room, as if there was nothing to hide.

"I know you, your name is Xiao Chen." Prince Yimu could speak Chinese dialect, and he spoke it quite fluently.

"I know you too, you are a beauty." Xiao Chen smiled.

"Thank you, did you come to see me for something?" Im looked at Xiao Chen with erratic eyes, which seemed to be particularly complicated.

"It's okay, I'm here to visit you on behalf of the emperor... Ah, prince, you can still read Chinese characters?" Xiao Chen rolled his eyes around, looking around on Im's bed, and saw beside her A volume of books, immediately made a fuss.

"Well, when I was young, I had a teacher who was from Huaxia... I'm fine. If you have nothing else to do, please go back." Prince Im winked at Xiao Chen, then pouted at the table .

There are pens, ink, paper and inkstones on the table.

"Prince, I have one more thing to do here, which is to clarify the misunderstanding of the previous two days. You know the matter, and we have no choice but to do this..." Xiao Chen muttered and picked up the tableware. With a pen and paper, I wrote a few words.

It read, 'Is there anyone under your bed? '

"Hehe, you sent someone to put me under house arrest without finding out the situation. Is this how you treat foreign guests?" Im nodded repeatedly while talking.

Are they disciples of the demon monk Nemo?

How many are there?

Im nodded first, then stretched out his hand and compared a number of four.

Fuck it has four heads?

No, Xiao Chen remembered that there were five heads in total.

Strong Arhat, Bu Dai Monk, Hand Chime Monk, Flowerless Monk, Joyful Arhat...

Could it be that one of them died?

The strong Arhat had his tongue pulled out by Xiao Ye, but he just fainted at that time, but he didn't die. When Budai monk ran away, he put him in a bag and took him away.

Monk Wuhua was burned enough by his flame palm, but judging from the speed of his escape, he should not die.

Do you know which one is missing? Who is hiding under the bed?

So while talking to Im, he stretched his arms and kicked his legs, and made a few movements in bodybuilding competitions, which meant to show great strength.

He stuck his tongue out again, and rolled his eyes, indicating that this person has no tongue.

Then point to under the bed, meaning to ask Im if this person is there?

Im's big eyes stared round, thinking wow, is this okay?

The most amazing thing is that I still understand it!

No wonder Liu Ruyun said that this little eunuch named Xiao Chen is smart...

Dang even nodded.

Xiao Chen crossed his hands again, and drew a big semicircle on his stomach. This time Im saw it at a glance, Monk Huanxi, yes, he is also under me.

Squinting his eyes and making a knocking appearance, it goes without saying that he is the monk who is holding the chime, and walking back and forth with a nothingness on his shoulders must be the monk Budai.

These two are also there.

Then only Monk Wuhua is gone.

This person has the highest martial arts, even if he is not around...

"Prince Im, the emperor ordered me to bring you a lot of gifts. This can be regarded as a little apology from the old man to you. You have to accept it no matter what." Xiao Chen said and shouted towards the door, " Come, bring me all the presents!"

The few people outside are all human sperm, as soon as Xiao Chen said to bring gifts in, he immediately understood what he meant.

Because the big guy didn't bring a gift here... He did bring a weapon.

Immediately agreeing to rush in, Xiao Chen winked and gesticulated, the big guy immediately understood.

Aren't the four monks under the bed?

receive!

There is not much space in the room, and there are not many people there.

Dynasty, Ma Han, Zhang Long, Zhao Hu and four masters stood guard on both sides of the big bed. Tie Kunlun and Xiao Ye stood at the left and right of the door respectively. Chen Ming commanded his brothers to open the big net and wait for it.

Fu Yan and Tie Kunlun were outside directing the rest of the Ouchi guards and Jin Yiwei to support them.

The old god Xiao Chen was standing in the courtyard, and Duan Ling'er next to him puffed up his cheeks and was already ready for the 100-meter sprint.

"The donkey killing operation begins!" Xiao Chen gave an order, Duan Ling'er shot into the room with a whoosh, and rushed out again with a whoosh. Im little prince.

The four guards felt a blur in front of their eyes, and the sitting Prince Im had disappeared!

There was no time to admire, and he started to do it directly.

Chao Chao swung a pair of iron palms, exerted enough internal strength, and slapped the bed!

His unique skill is Iron Sand Palm.

Not to mention the strength of the palm, the wind in the palm is also very poisonous, anyone who touches it will die!

Ma Han's special skill is the Kongtong Divine Fist. With one punch, it is earth-shattering!

But Zhang Long is good at concealed weapons, he swung his arms continuously, what kind of locust rocks, barbed thorns, poisonous water chestnuts, and sleeve arrows all shot to the bed, like a goddess scattering flowers.

Zhao Hu used a weapon, but his weapon was a long-handled machete. As the saying goes, a big sword has no sheath, and a tiger has no cage!

With one move, Mount Tai pressed down on the top, the big knife slashed straight down, and the whistling wind sounded like a tiger roaring!

There was only a buzzing sound under the bed, but it was the monk who held the chime knocking on the wooden fish. When the magic sound sounded, it was ecstasy!

But the big guys didn't respond and turned a deaf ear. This is because Xiao Chen warned everyone in advance, so now everyone's ears are stuffed with a ball of cotton.

Monk Zhangqing's ecstasy drum uses sound to charm, and he has to take advantage of it when he is unprepared. Now that the ears of the big guy are blocked, his sorcery will not work.

Immediately afterwards, there was another earth-shattering roar, like a thunderstorm, the sound was so loud that the dirt on the roof was shaken and fell down!

It was Monk Huanxi who let out a lion's roar in an attempt to stun everyone.

It should be said that this kind of lion roar is more effective when used indoors, but as you know, everyone's ears are plugged, so the effect of his lion roar is very average.

Except for Chen Ming's Jin Yiwei who were a little dizzy from the shock, the rest of them had profound inner strength, and they all acted as if nothing had happened.

Sooner or later, the four monks jumped out from under the bed almost at the same time, one of them was as swift as a falcon, he swung his palm away Zhao Hu's broadsword, jumped over his head, and went straight to the door.

This is Monk Huanxi. Although he is fat and big, lightness kung fu is the best. Not only Zhao Hu couldn't stop him in a hurry, but he had a net waiting in front of the bed, and Chen Ming and others who were ready to go had no time to cast the net...

The main reason was that although the sound of the wooden fish just now couldn't stun them, it still made them feel confused after hearing it, and Monk Huanxi's lion's roar also shook them a little dizzy, so the reaction was so slow.