The Best Fake Eunuch

If you guys are interested, you can search for an actress named Nako Mori, and you must know what the Nako Kudo that Xiao Chen saw looks like.

That's really Bitter Buddha, crooked Buddha, ki Lai Yi Dane, Kawa Yi Nei!

In short, it is very good-looking, and it is still the type that Xiao Chen likes, it can be regarded as his dish.

There is an old saying in China that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

This is very true.

And it works for both men and women.

Here I will use Xiao Chen as an example, not to say that he will fall in love with all beautiful girls.

And liking, and liking 'on' are actually two completely different concepts.

The Murong Danqiu that Xiao Chen fell in love with is like the salt in the three meals. It seems that it’s okay to skip a meal once in a while, but in fact, you can’t live without it for the rest of your life. Without it, your life will have no taste .

Liu Ruyun and Wu Luolan are the meat in the three meals, Xiao Chen is a person who has no meat and no joy.

Su Dongpo said, "I would rather eat without meat than live without bamboo", but Xiao Chen said "I would rather live without bamboo than eat without meat".

So even if he eats it every day, he won't get tired of it, at most it's a little greasy.

Duanmu Nanqiao is like a cup of light tea. It is sweet in the mouth and has endless aftertaste.

And Yang Feng'er is an exquisite delicacy with complete color, fragrance and taste, it will make him salivate when he sees it, and he will move his index finger, wanting to eat it and then eat it quickly.

The taste is really delicious, which makes him have endless aftertaste after eating it.

This is the dish he likes, but he can't eat it all the time, because he will get tired of eating it all the time.

It's good to have this dish in every meal, but it doesn't matter if you don't have it. You want to eat it when you see it, and you don't think much about it when you don't see it.

But there are also many delicacies that Xiao Chen doesn't like, such as the charming and charming Concubine Liang in the palace, such as the beautiful and unrestrained Rose girls in Yanyun County, such as the gentle and pleasant girl from Tianzhu, Princess Shia, whose skin is as white as snow...

They are all beauties, but they are not Xiao Chen's favorite.

He neither liked them nor liked 'on' them.

This is the feeling, Xiao Chen is very romantic, but he is also very picky, okay?

In fact, it's not just him, all men and women are very picky about this kind of thing.

Just like the girl Li Wenxiu in Mr. Jin Yong's novel once said, "They are all very good, but I just don't like them!"

Having said so much, in fact, it can be summed up in one sentence, radish and cabbage, each has its own love!

This Kudo Nako is Xiao Chen's love.

"Yes, Master Xiao Chen, I can drink, but can you?" Kudo Nako answered softly and gently.

"Of course I can. If I'm not talented, I can eat meat and drink alcohol." Xiao Chen laughed.

"Anyone who can only eat meat and drink alcohol is a wine bag!" Shao Nayan Kinoshita Yonggang said rudely and was very rude.

He and Xiachuan Shenmu are both great talents in Dongying, playing chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and writing, omnipotent and proficient in everything.

Dongying's traditional culture, including poetry culture, was actually passed down from China, but this does not mean that they are inferior to China, because it is not uncommon for the blue to outperform the blue.

In fact, knowing today, their level of research on Chinese culture is also very high, not inferior to many of our cultural experts, literature is called beast!

Dongying people are very good at learning, and they can really take the essence and discard the dross.

They have learned a lot of good Chinese culture, and some even copied it back directly, but for example, eunuchs, such bad habits as binding feet, they did not learn.

Of course, eunuchs are not very good at cultivating specialized talents. In fact, their medical level back then was no way to cleanse eunuchs. In the seventeenth century, they just learned the technique of squatting pigs and horses...

Closer to home, let's just say that these two talents are quite proficient in Chinese culture, and their level is also very high. How high is it? Anyway, it's as high as three or four floors.

They also heard about Xiao Chen's name, and they all knew that this person was the so-called First Wife of the Great Zhou... a gifted scholar.

I was quite unconvinced in my heart, and I was holding back my energy to compete with one of them in the Dengyuanhui!

I came to visit today because I want to get to know Xiao Chen first, to see if he has three heads and six arms, and a long mouth all over his body?

However, meeting is not as good as being famous, Xiao Chen also looks ordinary, mediocre, chattering a lot of nonsense, I really don't know what it means!

Mostly it is a waste of fame.

Originally, he didn't want to get angry directly, but seeing the way he looked at Kudo Nako was very wrong, smacking his lips and tongue, how greedy?

Finally couldn't help but yell at him.

"Kinoshita-kun, stop talking nonsense, and apologize to Master Xiao Chen!" Nishimura Zhicun scolded loudly, and then explained to Xiao Chen, "Kinoshita-kun is a very sincere person. It was intentional to offend Lord Xiao Chen, you have a lot of adults, so don't blame him."

"Hahaha, it's not strange, it's not strange, in fact, what Kinoshita-kun said is also reasonable, isn't life just about eating and drinking?" Xiao Chen was not angry at all, and laughed happily.

The main reason is that Shao Nayan is not qualified enough to make him angry, just like when you are walking on the street and a dog rushes to bark at you, can you still let it bark back?

And Xiao Chen deliberately married Naxi Village Zhicun and others, just to pave the way for future cooperation with them, so of course he couldn't get angry because of such a trivial matter.

It can't be that small.

"I'm really sorry, I said the wrong thing, but I heard that Lord Xiao Chen is the number one talented scholar in China, especially good at reciting poems and correcting poems. Is this true?" Kinoshita Yonggang's tone was also I can't hear a little apology, but it's still full of provocation.

"It's all a false name, just like floating clouds in the sky..." Xiao Chen said, "I may not have written a poem for a long time, and I'm afraid the writing style has long been neglected."

"Tomorrow is the Lantern Festival, I think Master Xiao Chen will definitely attend, and I will make up my mind to learn it well!" Kinoshita Yonggang's words are like an afternoon call.

"Oh, that's not a coincidence. I have other things to do tomorrow. I'm afraid I won't be able to attend the Lantern Festival." Xiao Chen didn't answer at all.

"Oh? How did this happen?" Shicun Nishimura expressed his surprise.

"Could it be that Lord Xiao Chen looks down on us?" Kinoshita Yonggang said coldly.

"Of course not. Those who speak Huaxia are so good. They must have done a good job in poetry and poetry. How dare I look down on it? It seems that there is a reason why I can't participate." Xiao Chen looked very scared.

"Hehe, is it possible that Master Xiao Chen is afraid of losing face to us?" Xiachuan Shenmu said with a sinister smile.

"What's the matter? It's a small skill in writing, but it's just a joke. Our two countries make friends through literature. That is friendship first, and comparison is second. As the saying goes, victory is always happy, and defeat is also happy. Whoever loses or wins should be happy. , it has nothing to do with losing face or not."

After all, I still dare not challenge the tone.