The Best Fake Eunuch

Nishimura Zhicun and others thought in their hearts that this guy must have investigated their details in detail, knew that their poetry attainments were at the peak, and knew that they were no opponents, so he deliberately found an excuse to avoid the competition, so that he could save his poor reputation .

They also had an in-depth understanding of Xiao Chenke, and they knew that the reason why he rose to prominence within a year and became an extremely high-ranking minister was actually because he defeated Wanyan Pingqiu from the Mojie Kingdom at the Lantern Festival last year. He also won five cities, which made the Emperor of Zhou pay more attention to him, so that he was promoted to his official position...

After all, Yan Pingqiu is just a barbarian from northern Xinjiang, how many poems and articles can he understand? But even at his half-baked level, he was able to defeat the geniuses of Dazhou for several years in a row, and in the end this little eunuch had to come out to deal with it... It can be seen that there is no one in Dazhou!

In fact, this is not surprising, because the Great Zhou has only been established for a few years, and there are still wars in the territory, the court is unstable, and naturally there are few talents.

Moreover, the Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty was born as a warrior, and he always favored martial arts over literature, so there were quite a few people in the court who were capable of martial arts, but not many were capable of literature.

They came here this time to test the emperor's attitude towards Dongying, the second was to investigate the current situation of the Great Zhou, and the third was to give the Great Zhou a small blow in the name of learning Chinese poetry and culture.

Let's see who really inherited the fine culture of China?

This is also to prepare for things to happen in the future...

"Lord Xiao Chen, you also said just now that this is to make friends through literature, and that we are all friends, so if you don't participate in the Lantern Festival, will you treat us friends from afar? You said that Shenggu is happy to lose Yixi, then why don't you rejoice with us? Besides, shouldn't the Lantern Festival be celebrated with the whole sky?"

Kudo Nako's voice is really gentle, but there is also a hint of sharpness in her words.

"Miss Nako is really good at talking!" Xiao Chen said with a smile, "Then I will think about it again, after all, I really want to have fun with Miss Nako and celebrate the work...Okay, the food and drink are ready, Please come to the table, I will have a few drinks with Ms. Nako first, let's rejoice in advance."

It is impossible to be happy at this kind of more formal banquet, and it is the first time for everyone to meet, and they are not familiar with each other, so despite Xiao Chen's enthusiasm, the atmosphere during the banquet still cannot be improved, and it ended hastily in the end.

But anyway, Xiao Chen's etiquette is in place, and his attitude is very clear, that is, he is willing to be friends with them.

Especially being a very good friend with Ms. Kudo Nako...

"Then shall we see you at the Lantern Festival tomorrow?" Before leaving, Kudo Nako threw a seductive wink at Xiao Chen, which made Xiao Chen swallow his saliva in a heartbeat.

"Hi Yi, Saiyan Nala! Damn kida! (I like you)" Xiao Chen can actually speak a few words of Japanese, but he can't speak well, and always has the accent of the characters in the movie.

But he really dared to poke words up.

"Ali's teeth are gone, (thank you) Saiyanara!" Kudo Shizuka smiled sweetly, full of charm.

"Hmph, Bageyalu!" Kinoshita Yonggang muttered a curse word softly, which was quite rough.

Xiao Chen pretended he didn't understand, and responded with a friendly smile.

Watching several people get into the car and leave, Xiao Chen expressed his feelings and recited a poem.

"The most is the gentleness of bowing the head, like the shyness of a water lotus flower that cannot withstand the cool wind, saying goodbye and saying goodbye, there is sweet sadness in that goodbye..."

Fu Yan and the others sound so fresh, what is this mess?

"You guys who don't understand style!" Xiao Chen waved his hand, "Go out of the city and set off the fireworks!"

The fireworks are very enjoyable, but Xiao Chen's heart is not on the fireworks, he wants to go to the imperial mausoleum to meet someone tonight, of course not the prince, the prince is a ghost but not a person.

What he wanted to meet was a man with only nine fingers.

When Murong Heng left, he repeatedly told him to go to this Zhang Jiuzhi if he had anything to do, and to pay a visit to him if he had nothing to do, how dare he lie to you if he is really a fairy?

Fu Yantie, Kunlun, and even Baili Qingyun had heard of Zhang Jiuzhi's name, but they all thought it was just a legendary figure, and no one had ever seen a living one.

Xiao Chen is still dubious about this bad old man, this time he is going to take the magic weapon of the hand chime to ask for advice, if this person is really a god, he will definitely have something to teach...

Therefore, the wine and meat he brought were not to commemorate Prince Li Xian, but to Zhang Jiuzhi.

Let Ling'er, Xiaoye, Baili Qingyun and others take their brothers to deliver things to the poor people around, but he only brought Fu Yan, and came to the imperial mausoleum again.

How surprised Li Chengzhu was to see him, isn't it how good that dead ghost prince was to Mr. Xiao when he was alive?

How many times have you been here?

Although everyone knows that you, Mr. Xiao, value love and righteousness, but you are not so serious, are you?

But the gold that Xiao Chen rewarded him was quite heavy...

Come on, understand!

We will not bother Mr. Xiao, you are communicating with the prince's undead, you can do whatever you want.

When Xiao Chen entered the cemetery, he saw a cemetery sweeping the snow, and asked him where old man Zhang lived. The cemetery keeper pointed at him casually, but it turned out to be a dilapidated thatched hut standing alone in a corner of the cemetery.

"Mr. Zhang, are you there? I'm Xiao Chen!" Xiao Chen walked to the door and gave his name.

There was a vague answer from inside, Xiao Chen immediately took off the things on the horse, let Fu Yan wait outside, and pushed the door in alone.

But Zhang Jiuzhi was sitting at a broken table, holding a lump of pickled vegetables in one hand and a broken flagon in the other, enjoying himself while pouring himself a drink.

"Old man! We met again, isn't this fate?" Xiao Chen laughed.

Zhang Jiuzhi rolled his eyes at him, "The weasel has come into the house and will come for nothing!"

"Look at what your old man said, don't let me come and see you if it's okay? How can you eat this crap, old man during the festival? Throw it away, and see what good things I brought you?" Xiao Chen Graciously took out the wine and meat and put them on the table.

"Nothing to be courteous to, rape or steal!" Zhang Jiuzhi couldn't help swallowing when he saw the roasted chicken and bacon on the table.

"Oh, old man, your life is so miserable!" Xiao Chen looked around, unable to find anything to say, "In fact, this luxurious residence is not liveable, I will send someone to help you repair it later, otherwise how will we spend the winter?"

Zhang Jiuzhi snorted and ignored him.

Xiao Chen is a self-cooked person. He found a few broken bowls and plates by himself, and found a kitchen knife full of gaps. He cut up the bacon sauce beef, and tore up the roast chicken. They all looked pretty good on the table. rich.

I found another pair of dirty chopsticks, wiped them on my clothes casually, took a broken chair, sat opposite Zhang Jiuzhi, patted the mud seal of a jar of fine wine, and said with a smile, "My father and I Have a drink."

"Take it all away, your grandpa, I won't eat your food!" Zhang Jiuzhi's eyes were fixed on the shiny roast chicken on the table, and his throat moved rapidly.

Those who refuse are also insincere.