The Best Fake Eunuch

"No, calm down!" Xiao Chen took the knife from his hand and threw it aside, and handed him the wooden fish, "Look at these words, do you recognize them? You just say whether you recognize them or not. Don't read it out!"

"Boss, this is what you are doing in the middle of the night? You can't talk about it tomorrow morning!" Tie Kunlun sighed helplessly, rubbed his eyes and looked at it for a long time before saying, "Is this Sanskrit?"

"Nonsense, I don't know it's Sanskrit yet, if it's English, can I ask you? Don't you know Sanskrit?" Xiao Chen said.

"I don't understand this. This is ancient Sanskrit. It is a bit similar to our Chinese insect and bird seal script and tortoise shell inscription." Tie Kunlun spread his hands to express his helplessness.

"You don't know a single word?" Xiao Chen was very disappointed when he heard that.

"I don't recognize half of them!" Tie Kunlun yawned and lay down again, "Boss, if you have nothing to do, please go ahead, please close the door, thank you Ang."

"You are looking carefully... Ang, you are a pig, fell asleep so quickly? Just pretend, you boy." Xiao Chen still wanted to chat with him, but Tie Kunlun ignored him.

Fortunately, Dazhou is full of talents, and here is Fengyang City, so there must be someone who can understand Sanskrit.

Waking up early the next morning, Xiao Chen found a few sheets of thin paper, rubbed out all the words with charcoal, and then cut them into small pieces one by one, messing up the order, so as not to be read directly by others. Not stubborn.

He ordered people to go to Honglu Temple to find a few translators who knew Sanskrit, and lied that it was a Buddhist scripture he had dug out from an ancient tablet, and asked them to help him translate it.

In the end, Xiao Chen was greatly disappointed, these few translators got together and looked at it for a long time, but they didn't see any clues.

"Lord Xiao, this is also Sanskrit, but it is ancient Sanskrit. We have limited knowledge, but we don't understand it." A translator with a mustache blushed, "Although some of them look familiar, we I'm not sure, for fear of misleading adults."

"Which department in Fengyang City knows this?" Xiao Chen asked.

"To be honest, my lord, the few of us know the best, not to mention Fengyang City, I am afraid that there is no one who is more proficient in Sanskrit than us in the entire Great Zhou." Mustache shook his head repeatedly, and the other translators nodded repeatedly. .

"Sigh... then forget it, everyone has worked hard, and each person will be rewarded with ten taels of silver as fare, let's go." Xiao Chen also had no choice.

"Thank you Lord Xiao for the reward!" Xiao Huzi and the others were all overjoyed, but at the same time they all felt quite ashamed. How did you say this? They received such a heavy reward without being of any help...

"Lord Xiao, we don't understand, but there is someone in Fengyang City who probably understands." Before leaving, Mustache turned around again.

"Oh? Who is it?" Xiao Chen was overjoyed.

"Prince Im of Tianzhu Kingdom." Mustache said.

Huh? Isn't that right, why did you forget about her!

There were lanterns and festoons everywhere in the palace, and the festive atmosphere was quite strong, but Hongmei Temple was still deserted and quiet.

Hearing that Mr. Xiao was coming, the host Qingxin greeted him personally, and giggled as soon as he saw him, "It's really a holiday, our temple usually doesn't have any visitors for several months and half a year, but today it's just Two distinguished guests!"

"Well, who else is coming?" Xiao Chen asked casually.

"It's Palace Master Zhang, who came to the Buddha early in the morning to make a wish, hehe, Palace Master Zhang actually believes in Buddhism at such a young age? This is something I didn't expect." Qingxin smiled.

"Oh, that's a coincidence." Xiao Chen said in his heart that Zhang Yao'er acted fast enough!

I don't know if she believes in Buddhism at such a young age, but she must be a lecherous little girl!

"That's right, Master Yim is talking about Buddhism with her now, I see that the two hit it off very well... How about you come to my room first?" Qingxin said.

"Oh? That's okay." Xiao Chen thought that he was not in a hurry anyway, so let Zhang Yaoer chat with Xi Ya for a while, since they hit it off, it seems that Xi Ya is Zhang Yaoer's favorite... I don't know if she has Can you eat it in your mouth?

The shameless brain made up a beautiful picture, and a weird smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Master Xiao is so happy today?" Qingxin said with a smile, "Could it be that the Lantern Festival is going to be a big success again tonight?"

"What a surprise, the emperor didn't let me go at all." Xiao Chen said, "I also think there is a lot of panic outside, why don't you come to your temple tonight to enjoy the moon quietly, it would be very good."

"Master Xiao isn't going?" Qing Xin was greatly surprised, "Deng Yuanhui can do without anyone, I can't live without you."

"Haha, what a joke, wouldn't the moon be round without me? Hey, you're really nice here." Xiao Chen followed Qing Xin to her room, but saw that the furnishings were quite simple, but they were quite elegant and clean. There is a faint rouge fragrance.

"It's not bad, Mr. Xiao, you have to deal with it!" Qing Xin made him a cup of tea and handed it to him, "It's cold in the room, sir, warm your hands."

"Ah, why are your hands so cold?" When Xiao Chen took the teacup, he touched Qing Xin's little hand, feeling as cold as jade.

"Master Xiao, your hands are so warm." Qing Xin grasped Xiao Chen's hand, "Will you warm me up?"

Ok? Xiao Chen was slightly taken aback, what's the matter?

"Lord Xiao, am I beautiful?" Qing Xin's pair of wonderful eyes flowed, shy and happy, floating on Xiao Chen's face, full of affection.

"I, this, this..." Xiao Chen has never been molested by a nun in this life... including his previous life!

I can't help but panic a little.

"Master Xiao, you really hurt me to death!" Qing Xin sat down on Xiao Chen's lap, pressed her cheek against him, and gently stroked his cheek.

Xiao Chen clamped his legs tightly, not daring to move.

"Master Xiao, you are the most masculine eunuch I have ever seen, you probably don't remember, I was there at the Lantern Festival last time, when I saw you for the first time, I will never forget you again , I have dreamed of you many times in my dreams." Qingxin whispered softly in Xiao Chen's ear, and under the emotion, her snow-white neck gradually turned pink...

"Master Qingxin, you..." Xiao Chen really panicked. He wanted to push her away, but it felt inappropriate. A woman is also a nun, and she took the initiative to post it to show her love. If he pushed her away, it would hurt others .

But seeing that her movements were getting more and more excessive, a small hand had already touched his leg, and her breathing became more and more urgent...

This is broad daylight, and it is a pure place of Buddhism, but it can't be messed up.

It would be very wrong if someone saw it.

"Are you afraid?" Qing Xin blew gently on his face, her mouth was fragrant, and she wanted to be drunk.

"I'm not afraid, but very scared." Xiao Chen sighed, "You come down first and we'll talk about it later."

"I'm a nun, you're an eunuch, what's there to be afraid of? Mr. Xiao, aren't you so timid?" Qing Xin kissed him lightly on the face, and then reluctantly got off his lap.

Xiao Chen said in his heart that I am quite courageous, but you are also really courageous!

I was scared into a cold sweat by you, you know?