The Best Fake Eunuch

First, he greatly humiliated the arrogant Wanyan Pingqiu at the Lantern Festival, gave him a bad breath, and made great contributions.

This matter is known all over the world, and it's not easy for him to do it for a while, and he doesn't want to get the reputation of being jealous.

Secondly, the queen relied on him so much, if he was killed casually, the queen might be very angry, Li Wanjiang still had some scruples about the queen.

Mainly because she was concerned about her father.

Now that Xiao Chen has made a greater contribution, if he doesn't give some real rewards, it really can't be justified.

Anyway, no matter how much he thumped, he was still holding it in his palm. If he wanted to pinch him to death, it would be a matter of minutes.

"Xiao Chen, maybe you can take on such a heavy responsibility?" This is the meaning of agreement.

"If you want to go back to the emperor, this servant will definitely try his best!" Honestly took it, not even polite.

This is called doing my part.

"Well, what happened tonight can't be publicized, so I can't give you other rewards, so what kind of factory are you concurrently serving as the director of ceremonies Bingbi?"

"The empress means to call it the Kunning Palace Editing Factory." Xiao Chen said that this is all the empress' idea.

"Well, let's just be a factory owner. You go back and make plans, and then draw up a list of organizations to show me. As for the manpower, you can figure it out yourself." Li Wanjiang's words are worth gold!

"Thank you Lord Long En!" Xiao Chen hurriedly made a decision.

"There is an accident in the Kunning Palace tonight. Although you have merit, you are also responsible... You also need to do something to catch the assassin. Let's investigate with the two of them."

Either Li Wanjiang is not generous, or he is really generous when he is generous.

As soon as Xiao Chen was appointed as an official, he was immediately sent an important errand.

Among other things, just being able to run business with Zhu Xiaochuan and Wu Zicheng is a great honor for an eunuch!

"The empress and concubine can stay with me tonight, and go back after the assassin is caught... Everyone, go out first, Xiao Chen, Shouli, you two stay here, I have something to say."

But when everyone left, the emperor didn't speak for a long time.

Xiao Chen was flustered in his heart, everyone said that the power of the sky was unpredictable, and it was true.

Even he couldn't guess what Li Wanjiang was thinking now?

"Xiao Chen, I have been quite indifferent to you before, and you are also quite dissatisfied with me in your heart, right?" The moment he opened his mouth, he scared people to death.

"Your Majesty, thunder, rain and dew are all divine grace!" Xiao Chen was frightened and knelt down.

"Well, I am a person with such a temperament. He is cold-faced to everyone. Shouli has been with me for so long, and he knows it."

"Yes." Gong Shouli hurriedly said, "The emperor is cold-hearted and warm-hearted, and he is very good to everyone."

"The reason why I snub you is because you are too young, and your grace is too much, which actually hurts you, so I want you to go through more experience, so that you will be worthy of a heavy responsibility in the future."

Li Wanjiang gave a sweet jujube, Xiao Chen had no choice but to swallow it whole, but it didn't feel very sweet.

May be poisonous.

"For example, if you slapped someone who kept the etiquette today, you were a little too impulsive, right?" Sure enough, a slap came right away.

Xiao Chen's mind was whizzing, how should he answer these words?

It is safest to bow your head and admit your mistakes, but it was possible before, but not now, and now I am a factory owner who is about to hold real power!

A young and impulsive comment before taking office is quite detrimental to future work.

Of course, there are risks in arguing with reason, after all, this is a face-to-face confrontation with the emperor, and a crime of violating the holy will can make him lose his head!

But Li Wanjiang is not a foolish emperor, he is shrewd.

So it's best not to talk to him all the time, otherwise it will be easier to make him resentful and contemptuous.

As the saying goes, speaking with a wise man is based on knowledge, and speaking with a wise man is based on debate...

"Your Majesty, this matter is not a slave's impulsiveness, but just acting in accordance with his duties." Xiao Chen quickly made a decision, responding neither humble nor overbearing.

"If the big guys are as unruly as Zhao Laifu, wouldn't all the work in the palace be messed up?"

"The storage hall was in chaos before! If Eunuch Gong hadn't ordered the rectification, how long would it have been in chaos?"

Xiao Chen stiffened his neck and gave a big reason, Gong Shouli stared straight at what he said, but Li Wanjiang shook his head secretly.

I said in my heart that you are an idiot, Gong Shouli, and you still want to sue others, but now you are fine, and you can't even let out a fart if you are bitten back!

"Well, it makes sense." Li Wanjiang was indeed very reasonable.

"Shouli, you are also at fault for this matter. You are too conniving with your subordinates, so that they dare to mess around in and out of the palace. You have already had a censor to join you... From now on, you must control them well !"

Even if this is over.

The emperor personally mediated, presumably Gong Shouli would not dare to use this matter to mess with Xiao Chen in the future.

"Xiao Chen, who cleaned your body when you came to the palace?" Li Wanjiang seemed to ask casually.

"If you go back to the emperor, it's Zhao Gongming, Eunuch Zhao." Xiao Chen's chrysanthemum tightened, and his heart said it was coming.

"Zhao Gongming?" Li Wanjiang didn't seem to know who this was?

"The eunuch, the head of the respect room before, died of illness." Gong Shouli hurriedly said.

"Oh? Is this still unconvincing?" Li Wanjiang smiled horribly.

Xiao Chen said in his heart that you should stop talking to my young master!

I don't believe you don't know how Zhao Gongming died? Don't you just want to see if my young master is a real eunuch or a fake man!

Here you go.

"Eunuch Gong, may I trouble you to come here?" It is impossible to take off your pants directly in front of Li Wanjiang, so it should be regarded as rude, right?

"Don't avoid it." Li Wanjiang said in his heart that this kid is really smart, you don't need me to tell you what to do.

"Hey!" Xiao Chen scolded his mother in his heart, while shyly taking off his pants.

Sure enough, it was clean.

"Hey, don't say that the old man Zhao Gongming's skills are really good, it's a clean cut!" Gong Shouli, a shameless thing, actually held a candle and looked at it carefully.

"Don't blame me for being suspicious, something like this just happened in the palace... I have to be more careful with the people around me." Li Wanjiang was completely relieved of Xiao Chen's eunuch status.

Since he is a little eunuch with nothing, he can't do anything too outrageous.

At this moment, if that senior brother Liao Fan has a spirit underground, he must be very pleased...

Seeing Xiao Chen Shi Shiran coming out from inside, Zhu Xiaochuan rushed to meet him, "Little Eunuch Xiao, what orders does the Emperor still have?"

"No, the emperor just talked to me about other things..." Xiao Chen looked mysterious.

"Oh, then let's catch the assassin as soon as possible. According to Xiao Gonggong, has the assassin already escaped from the palace?" This is what Zhu Xiaochuan is most worried about.

"I don't think so. The guards inside and outside our palace are strictly guarded. If there is a fire at the Baochao Division, the outside must have entered a state of martial law immediately, and the palace walls will be surrounded soon. Mr. Wu, we Are you right?" Xiao Chen said.

"That's right, the outside patrols did not find anyone escaping, but maybe the assassin had already escaped before the siege was closed." Wu Zicheng nodded but shook his head.