The Best Fake Eunuch

But what should I say, the private room is really quiet and tidy, and it is also warm as spring, and the service is quite thoughtful.

As soon as the three of them sat down, a few servants came in to serve them immediately.

A pot of clear tea is brewed first, and before it is brewed, there is a pleasant fragrance, which is indeed good tea.

The teapots and cups are all blue and white from Jingdezhen, which is exquisite and pleasing to the eye.

Knowing that they must be guessing riddles, they first opened the window facing the street. From here, you can have a panoramic view of half of Lantern Riddles Lane.

"Several masters will shoot the big tiger later, just order the little one to pass it on for you!" The two young men standing by the window are dedicated to this.

"The dishes have been prepared for you, and you will have them right away. Let me make up for these pastries first." A servant brought out several plates of delicate pastries.

"This is the roster of our young ladies, please have a look." Another servant handed over a roster that was beautifully framed.

Each page has only one girl's nickname and a sketched portrait, and below that is a detailed introduction to her.

Place of origin, age, height, body may be light, plump, or slender; appearance may be delicate, delicate, or charming; personality may be enthusiastic, gentle, or talkative.

Skills also have their own characteristics, some are good at blowing and pulling, some are good at playing and singing, some are good at drinking orders, some are good at reciting poems, and some are good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting...

In short, no matter what kind of woman you like, you can find the right person for you.

"Wan Chun, have you seen it? This is called professionalism!" Xiao Chen said in his heart that today's more than one hundred taels of silver is really worthless, and it has opened his eyes!

"It's amazing, it's amazing!" Fu Yan expressed his despair and envy, and admitted that the owner of this Yihong Courtyard is definitely an amazing talent!

They came to drink and watch the moon and guess riddles, but they didn't come to pick up girls, but since they came, they definitely couldn't just eat food and drink, they always wanted to order some girls.

It's like you went to someone's roast duck restaurant and didn't eat roast duck, but ordered a bowl of beef noodles?

Everyone asked the boss to order first, Xiao Chen smiled and waved his hands, you can do whatever you want.

Fu Yan likes pipa music, and ordered a girl who is good at playing pipa. Tie Kunlun likes to listen to minor tunes, so he ordered a girl who can sing ditty tunes, whose stage name is Qingyue.

Ask Baili what kind of girl he likes, Baili smiles without saying a word.

But Fu Yan knew that Baili likes to play... the flute, so he found a boss who could play the flute for him, so he didn't want to find him something to drink. I have never seen the boss drunk before, so what are you talking about today? Let him get drunk and go home with all his heart!

Xiao Chen said stop making trouble, and find a girl who can play the guqin, the wine here is too expensive, we'd better drink less.

The four girls soon appeared on the stage. Although they were brothel girls, they were dressed in a very simple and elegant way. Their temperament could not be said to be outstanding, but they were all good.

"What song do you want to listen to, sir?" The girl playing the pipa was called Mu Yu, and she sat down lightly holding the pipa, tuned the string a few times, and showed her white teeth with a smile.

"Today is Zhongyuan, the moon is full in the sky, let's ask the girl to play "The Moon Is High"." Fu Yan said.

"Mr. is really elegant, but the little girl's skill is superficial, I'm afraid it's degrading to listen to." Mu Yu smiled again, stretched out her slender jade fingers, and gently plucked the strings. Cool meaning.

It is still dusk now, and the moon has not risen yet, but listening to the tune, it seems that one can see a round of bright toads rising from the sea and gradually ascending to the sky.

"This is dance music, you have to dance, Qiuyue is showing her ugliness!" The girl playing the flute offered to dance.

Her stage name is Qiuyue, she is chic and generous, she directly puts the bamboo flute in her hand on the jade belt around her waist, and dances to the music.

Qiuyue's face is clear and beautiful, her figure is soft and graceful, her posture is graceful, her long sleeves are stretched to the extreme, like a dance of a demon, she quickly attracted the attention of the four people, even Baili Qingyun was fascinated by it.

It was just a song, and the four of them cheered again and again.

"That's great!" Fu Yan clapped his palms and praised, "I'm an ordinary person, and I only know how to say hello, Boss, can you write a poem and present it to Miss Mu Yu?"

"Huh? I won't show my ugliness, will I?" Xiao Chen still had to be humble as usual.

"If the master can compose poems, please give my daughter one. I will thank you in advance." Mu Yu bowed to Xiao Chen Yingying.

"Knowing how to compose poetry is not a problem, girls who make up a few sentences will not be laughed at." Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"Mu Yu listens attentively." Mu Yu laughed.

A few girls thought that this guy could really put on a show, and he looked like an arty dude.

We have seen a lot of people and girls like him, let alone poetry, I'm afraid he can't even recognize a few words!

Let's hear what nonsense he is going to say?

"The jasper pipa is rainy and windy in the evening, half into the river peak and half into the clouds. This song should only exist in the sky. How many times can we hear it in the world?" Xiao Chen casually said an eternal quatrain.

The four girls were all shocked when they heard this, they could hardly believe their ears!

Wow, this poem is a bit too good, right?

Especially the sentence "This song should only exist in the sky" is really amazing!

This is a poem that only gods can write.

Seeing a few girls staring at him dumbfounded, Xiao Chen smiled, "I said I can't compose poetry, this guy insists on making things difficult for me! But I scared a few girls, I'll give you a glass of wine."

"Sir!" Mu Yu filled a glass of wine for Xiao Chen, and offered it with both hands, "This is not a fine wine, but a toast! Mu Yu is really lucky to be given a poem by Mr.

"It's just a poem. Miss Mu Yu is serious. Your song is really good. I will toast you too." Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"Sir, please give Qiuyue a song too?" The flute girl came over and bowed down to Xiao Chen, her eyes like Qiuyue were full of expectation.

"Okay!" Xiao Chen readily agreed, and uttered a poem, "There are beauties in the red building, dancing with light green waists, dancing like orchids and emerald greens, like swimming dragons, slow and unstoppable, complex postures and twists to the end, low back lotus breaking waves, messy snow Grain wind, looking forward to when you fall into the ear, and you want to see the sky, but you can't catch the clear shadow, fly away to chase after you!"

Yeah, that's great!

The four girls applauded together, and looked at Xiao Chen with deep admiration...

"My lord, please order one of my songs soon, and I will ask him to give me a poem after I finish singing!" The girl who sang the song is called Chaoyun, with a bright and lively personality. Kunlun's arm shook.

"Then you have to sing well." Tie Kunlun said with a smile, "Men are afraid of "Night Run" and women are afraid of "Si Fan", so how about you sing "Si Fan"?"

"Then I'll sing a cappella." Zhao Yun restrained his face and lowered his voice, as if whispering, "The little nun is only twenty-eight years old, and she is still young. Her hair was cut by the master. She burns incense and changes water in the Buddhist hall every day. A few children are playing games under the mountain gate..."

"He looks at us, we look at him, he is with us, we share him, how much we care about each other, how can we make a marriage between enemies..." The tone is tactful and affectionate.

Deep affection.