The Best Fake Eunuch

Several people were talking about it, but no one could figure out what a black dog was trying to do as a riddle?

"You just go down and take the money back. If someone asks you, don't say anything." Xiao Chen said suddenly.

ah? Everyone was taken aback when they heard the words, what do you mean, sir, have you drunk too much?

This is a riddle, not a riddle!

"My lord, don't be joking with me, there are so many people below, if I do this, I'm afraid my legs will be broken!" The servant said with a bitter face.

"Say you're stupid, you'll have a runny nose!" Tie Kunlun said with a smile, "If you run faster, you'll be done!"

"Go, just do as I say, I guarantee you are fine." Xiao Chen smiled.

"That's fine, I'll listen to you. Anyway, it's a big festival. If you get beaten up and see some blood, it will be a red festival. By the way, I will have some fun for you guys." The boy gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, making up his mind to go He strode downstairs without looking back.

Several girls immediately flocked to the window and looked out together.

But he saw that the young man went straight to the lampstand with his head held high and his chest held high. Without saying a word, he grabbed the silver, turned around and left.

The person who figured it out seemed taken aback, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Without saying a word, the boy pushed everyone away and ran back.

Everyone was very angry when they saw it, this little turtle is going crazy!

Waiting for so many people to snatch the money is death, but it doesn't matter, everyone knows that he is from Yihong Courtyard, how many times he has been back and forth just now, let him run away, the monk can't run away from the temple if he runs away!

Everyone talked aloud to persuade the mystery owner to report to the police immediately, arrest the boy and beat him dozens of times, to relieve our hatred, we hate him to death.

The mystery master suddenly laughed, "This kid guessed right! Haha, it's amazing."

Damn you crazy too?

Only then did the mystery master explain to the big guys that this black dog is a mystery face, dog, dog, plus black, isn't it just a silent word?

So the answer to the riddle is 'silence'.

This is sort of a mystery of objects, that kid didn't say a word, just took the lottery and left. In fact, he used this silent behavior to solve the mystery...

Sir, what a guess! Only then did the girls understand.

But why don't you explain it to us? This is a bluff, and you must be punished with alcohol! Each of us fines you a glass.

Xiao Chen readily agreed that he would not refuse anyone who came, and indeed he drank four cups in a row, the big guy laughed, and the atmosphere got better and better.

The girls were not only elegant, but also vulgar. Seeing that Tie Kunlun didn't know how to drink, Chaoyun immediately rolled up his sleeves, exposed his lotus-like arms, and punched him.

Tie Kunlun's punches are quite powerful, but unexpectedly, Chaoyun also knows this well, and his drinking capacity is not much inferior to Tie Kunlun's.

The two met opponents in chess and met good talents. After more than a dozen rounds, each of them drank several giant cups.

Fu Yan and Mu Yu rolled the dice to guess the number. Both of them were very scheming, and they played very well together.

Xiao Chen chatted with Mo Chou about the music, and he asked Mo Chou to help record the score of the song Chile Chuan, and Mo Chou readily agreed, spreading out a piece of white paper, holding a pen in one hand, and resting his chin in the other, thinking about it. Record.

Qiuyue played the flute, and the tune was melodious and very pleasant.

Baili squinted his eyes and listened carefully, tapping his fingers on the table to follow the tune, the beat was spot on.

Suddenly seeing a firework rising in the distance, instantly dazzling the entire sky, Qiuyue was slightly distracted, and there were small mistakes in the tune.

Baili Qingyun turned his head suddenly, just in time to meet Qiuyue's eyes.

"Ah, you can hear such a small mistake." Qiuyue put down her flute and laughed.

"There are marks in the middle of the moon, and the flaws do not hide the beauty. The girl's flute music is exquisite, which makes people feel refreshed." Baili also smiled back.

"Chang'e wears light make-up, and she comes out of the cold room, the moon shines as the shadow of the pavilion, and the wind blows the fragrance of the hall. In the early days, the singing fans are thin, but now the dancing clothes are long. Don't let the song go wrong. Try Zhou Lang with this!" Seeing it from the side, chant a poem casually.

There is an allusion in this poem.

"Book of Wu·Zhou Yu Biography" records: Yu Shao concentrates on music. Although after the third master, there are mistakes, Yu must know it, and he must take care of it. Therefore, people at that time said: "There is a mistake in the music, Zhou Lang will take care of it." '

It means that Zhou Yu is proficient in music. Although he drank a lot of wine, if the musician's tune is wrong during the banquet, he will definitely be able to hear it. After hearing it, he will subconsciously look back at the musician.

In Xiao Chen's poem, it is said that Qiuyue played the wrong tune on purpose, just to test whether Baili can hear it?

Somewhat jokingly.

"The poem is really good!" Qiuyue laughed, "but my little girl didn't do it on purpose, sir, you guessed wrong, so I want to toast a toast and make a penalty."

Xiao Chen was already drunk unconsciously, and he didn't use his internal force to force the wine out. After all, it's rare to get drunk, and you get drunk. It doesn't matter if you're drunk, you don't need to think about anything, just follow the big guy Just giggle.

Suddenly there was a noise downstairs, followed by a rush of footsteps bang bang bang and went straight upstairs. When Qiuyue was about to go out to ask what was going on, she suddenly saw a few people wearing brocade clothes, white boots, and embroidered spring knives hanging around their waists. Jin Yiwei opened the door and barged in.

"Hey, hey, don't look for it, he's here!" The first Qianhu caught a glimpse of Xiao Chen, and hurriedly yelled outside.

"Oh, my boss, why are you still drinking too much?" One person walked in quickly, but it was Chen Ming, who couldn't help smacking his lips when he saw Xiao Chen's drunken-eyed smirk.

The few girls were terrified when they saw this battle, they all got up and stepped aside, watching in horror as more and more Jinyi guards gathered...

"My lords, this is..." Qiuyue asked cautiously.

"Your Majesty is here to invite Mr. Xiao to enter the palace according to the emperor's order. You all step aside!" Chen Ming said loudly.

Lord Xiao? Which Lord Xiao?

"Why are you yelling? These girls are all my confidante, don't be rude!" Xiao Chen squinted his eyes and said loudly.

yes! It's really wrong to disturb the girls in the lower classes, girls, don't blame them!

The youngest ranks of the few who came in were all thousands of households, proper fifth-rank military officers, but after hearing Xiao Chen's words, they immediately agreed, and saluted several girls together.

"Xiao Chen, why did you come here?" With a loud voice, it was Zhu Xiaochuan, the governor of Jinyiwei, Pingyanghou, who came in person!

The girls saw him wearing a python robe and a jade belt. This is the attire of a duke. There seems to be only one duke in Jinyiwei, and that is the governor Zhu Xiaochuan... Oh my God!

What shocked them most was the name Zhu Xiaochuan said.

Xiao Chen? Isn't it Xiao Wucheng, the number one talented scholar of the Zhou Dynasty who is famous all over the world?

Oh, it turned out to be him!

No wonder poetry is so well done...

"Hahaha, brother Zhu, why are you here too? Come on, let's have a drink together!" Seeing that Zhu Xiaochuan didn't get up, Xiao Chen raised his head and laughed loudly.

Yes, I didn't drink less.

This kid usually doesn't see him drunk no matter how much he drinks, but at this critical moment, he is drunk?

It's over, I'm afraid this will miss the emperor's important event.