The Best Fake Eunuch

"Okay my brother Xiao, the emperor called you to enter the palace immediately to attend the Lantern Festival, get up quickly." Zhu Xiaochuan grinned sadly when he saw that Xiao Chen was in a state of drunkenness.

"I am very happy to recite poems with the girls here, but why go to the Bird Lantern Festival?" Xiao Chen squinted his drunken eyes and dismissed it.

Zhu Xiaochuan, Chen Ming and a group of guards in Jinyi are so fresh to hear what he said, your boss is trying to resist the order and disrespect you!

"One Hundred Poems of Fighting Wine in Five Cities!" Xiao Chen had drunk some wine and Shixing was still coming up. He grabbed the pen on the table, and while reciting loudly, he wrote like a snake!

"Going to sleep in a restaurant in the imperial market, the emperor can't get on the horse because the master is a wine fairy!" After Xiao Chen chanted, he dropped his pen and laughed again.

There are three black lines on Zhu Xiaochuan's forehead, the kid I'm relying on is really drunk and not light, I'd better get him away quickly, or I don't know what crazy words I will say!

What are you all doing? Come on, hug Master Xiao down for me!

Chen Ming and the others hurried forward, without any explanation, some raised their heads, some raised their feet, hugged Xiao Chen vigorously, and went downstairs chanting.

"Hahaha, come here when you are happy, and come back when you are happy, there is nothing more joyful in life!" Everyone has reached the downstairs, and the laughter is still insane.

Fu Yan and the others didn't know Zhu Xiaochuan, but they knew Chen Ming, and they also knew that they didn't come here to catch the boss, but to invite him to enter the palace to participate in the Lantern Festival, and they probably asked him to compose poems...

Naturally, it was inconvenient for them to follow, they just exchanged greetings with Chen Ming and left.

These poems left by Xiao Chen in Yihong Courtyard were all meticulously framed and hung on the four walls of this elegant room. I don’t know how many people came to worship and pay homage. Being famous all over the world also made the value of the girls accompanying the wine increase dozens of times in an instant!

A table of banquets cost one hundred taels before, you think it's expensive, don't you? Now it's two hundred taels, do you like it or not!

The private room where Master Xiao drank and wrote poems? Without five hundred taels, you can't even look at the door! If you have money for something, it has already been booked for a few months. If you want to come, come early next year!

Qiuyue, Chaoyun, Muyu, and Mochou are now the four famous brands of Yihongyuan, and the girl Mochou who accompanied Mrs. Xiao is the top one!

It's not that you can see it with money, it depends on fate...

All the poems that Xiao Chen wrote tonight are classics, but the most classic and the most widely sung one has to be the one he wrote after he got drunk.

It was written by him himself.

But because the word "夕" in his poem is a taboo, Yihongyuan then asked the best framer in Fengyang City to paste the word, and invited the most powerful calligrapher in Fengyang City to copy it. Chen's handwriting was replaced with the word "Chen".

So the poem became: Five Cities Fighting Wine Poems Hundred Poems, Sleeping in a restaurant in the imperial market, the emperor can't get on the horse because the minister is a wine fairy.

This is all for later.

However, the royal guards came and went in a hurry, and the bustard and the girls hadn't recovered from the shock, and they had already left.

"So he is Xiao Chen." Mo Choufang was secretly happy, and her pretty face was dizzy, because this Xiao Wucheng had long been her idol in her heart.

Being able to drink with the idol and get a poem from him, the joy in my heart is really hard to control.

"No wonder he is so handsome." Chao Yun said.

"But to be honest, he is not at all as arrogant and unruly as the legend says." Mu Yu said.

"Isn't he crazy? Look at the poem he wrote just now." Qiuyue said.

"I don't know if he will come again?" Mo Chou whispered.

"What the hell is he doing?" The bustard who had been silent all this time suddenly said something surprising.

The girls looked at her in astonishment, wondering why she said that?

"He didn't even pay for the drinks!" the old bustard shouted.

Several girls fainted together...

But Xiao Chen was lying in the warm sedan chair that Zhu Xiaochuan had found for him, feeling quite comfortable swinging all the way, and even took a nap in a daze.

It wasn't until the sedan chair landed with a clang that he suddenly woke up. He looked around in a daze, not knowing where it was. Where are the girls just now?

"Hey, my dear brother, this is the palace! Don't worry about the girl, come out quickly to blow some air, sober up, and don't be rude to the emperor when you see the emperor later!" Zhu Xiaochuan held a hand for him sweat.

"Uh..." Xiao Chen seemed to be a little sober. He stared at Zhu Xiaochuan for a while, and then suddenly screamed, "Woo! Isn't this Lord Zhu Hou? Brother, why are you here? Let me pay my respects!"

As he spoke, he slammed into Zhu Xiaochuan's arms directly.

This is so incurable.

Li Wanjiang decided before the lantern festival that it would be better to bring Xiao Chen over.

Because according to the information from Jinyiwei and Honglu Temple, the four main figures in the Dongpu mission are all very talented in writing, and they are all famous in Dongpu for their work!

In other words, our Hanlin may not be their opponents... How likely is it?

I dare not say, it is quite big anyway.

Li Wanjiang still wants to save face. After all, he wants to participate in this grand event in person, and there will be Prince Yim from Tianzhu Kingdom, Princess Xiya, and envoys from Burma and Siam. If he loses to the Dongying people, That would be embarrassing.

Xiao Chen is rude! Knowing that I need you to come, but you just don't come!

This is against me, so what if I don't call you here? Without you, a rotten egg, wouldn't we really be able to make trough cakes?

But still the same sentence, as long as you ask me, I will still allow you to participate.

As a result, it has not come until now...

Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you, so why don't I invite you here!

Knowing this kid's dog temper, he was afraid that sending someone else might not be able to invite him, so he ordered Zhu Xiaochuan, who had a good relationship with him, to invite him in person!

It is impossible for Xiao Chen not to come if Zhu Xiaochuan goes out, even if he doesn't come, Zhu Xiaochuan can still carry him.

How did Zhu Xiaochuan know that Xiao Chen was drinking in Yihong Courtyard?

Because Xiao Chen's every move in Fengyang City is under the surveillance of Jin Yiwei's spies, what do you think?

Xiao Chen really came, but he was really carried here, and when he saw him, this drunken and virtuous Li Wanjiang, he became very angry.

It's fine for you kid to drink flower wine, but you're still so drunk!

How can you compare with others in this state?

Xiao Chen was drunk and knew in his heart that the emperor still knew others if he didn't know him.

Pushing away Zhu Xiaochuan who was supporting him from a long distance, he ran a few steps to Li Wanjiang, knelt down, bowed three times and kowtowed nine times, saying "Long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live".

"Hmph! Waiting on the side!" Seeing him in this state, Li Wanjiang must be unable to stand up, and it would not look good if he fell in public, "Give him a chair."

The Lantern Festival has been held in the Imperial Garden over the years.

Although the first month is not yet out, the weather is getting warmer and then colder, and everyone is sitting in the warm pavilion. With the blessing of geothermal heat, it will not be too cold.

Out of respect for Princess Shia, tonight's banquet is completely vegetarian, so it should be regarded as a remembrance of bitterness and sweetness.

I see that all of you are eating too well and living so comfortably!