The Best Fake Eunuch

"Really? I said this dream feels so real... It seems that drinking madness is a little bit, but there should be no trouble. I'm not... at home? Am I at home? What the hell I remember having a good time drinking in Yihong Courtyard last night, and then..."

Xiao Chen was shocked, and broke out in a cold sweat. He woke up from the alcohol instantly, and his head didn't hurt anymore.

"Later, Zhu Xiaochuan personally went to Yihong Courtyard to look for you, and then directly carried you into the palace. We couldn't get in, so we had to wait outside. They carried you out at midnight. I Asked about the little plum he gave you, he also said that you didn't drink too much...you forgot?" Fu Yan said.

"What the hell are they all forgetting the birds!" Xiao Chen began to regret that he shouldn't have drunk so much wine last night, he should have expected that Li Wanjiang might go looking for him...

"By the way, what about Ling'er and Xiao Ye, don't they also participate in the Lantern Festival? Bring the two of them here and ask what's going on?" Xiao Chen's consciousness is gradually recovering.

"Don't mention it, these two guys are also drinking too much! Miss Huan'er spread the word that they are resting in Kunning Palace. I am still worried. These two little ancestors should not be in the palace. What trouble did you cause, I have already sent someone to inquire..." Fu Yan had such a troubled night last night.

But before he finished speaking, the door of the room was kicked open, and it was Duan Linger and Xiao Ye who came back.

"Oh, it's uncomfortable!" Duan Ling'er flew directly to Xiao Chen's bed, and while Xiao Chen's quilt was still warm, she covered her body and covered her head and was about to fall asleep.

"Are you still in the mood to sleep? Get up quickly, I have something to ask you!" Xiao Chen came over and picked her up and pressed her on the chair.

"What are you asking?" Duan Linger frowned.

Is there even a question? Naturally, I asked you what happened at the Lantern Festival last night?

Duan Linger said how would I know?

Weren't you in the palace last night?

It's in the palace, but it's in the Kunning Palace. We didn't participate in the Lantern Festival at all. It's a mess...

It all started when the two of them entered the palace with Huan'er, Murong Danqiu knew that these two were Xiao Chen's darlings, so he had special enthusiasm for them.

Not only ordered the imperial dining room to prepare a large table of exquisite banquets, but also personally accompanied them to eat and drink together.

So many delicious food! Ling'er chanted with her fingers, there are ears and eyes fried cakes, Panshan pan-ground frozen persimmons, Guishunzhai's cakes, Jinhua's ham, Wuxi's meat and bones, Wanxian's tangerines, Tushan's fragrant belly, and Chang'an's cured meat. Beef, walnuts from Bashan, and tamarind cake from my hometown, brother!

There are also Guilin Sanhua Wine, Dianzhou Plum Blossom Dew, Pear Blossom White, Pinecone Stuffed, Bashan Fragrant Pork... Xiao Ye is adding on the side.

Xiao Chen and Fu Yan had black lines on their faces, these two little ancestors knew how to eat!

Ling'er said that we didn't eat it originally, and we will eat it at the Lantern Festival.

But sister Danqiu said that this year's Lantern Festival is all vegetarian, and most of these royal banquets are decorations, which are not delicious at all, so let's eat it.

Please note that Ling'er called Murong Danqiu by her name, neither by her name nor by her empress, but changed her name to Sister Danqiu...it was very affectionate.

Then what?

Then what?

Then we started eating, sister Danqiu asked if we could drink?

We said we could drink a little, but my brother forbade us to drink, but sister Danqiu said that his brother should also listen to her, so she persuaded us to drink a little.

Plum wine is delicious, sweet and sour, I get drunk while drinking it, quack quack!

Xiao Ye said that it was delicious, like sugar fruit juice, thought it wasn't wine, who knew that after drinking it, he would be confused, and then I was also confused...

After eating, drinking, and getting drunk, the siblings fell asleep on Murong Danqiu's phoenix bed without going to the Lantern Festival at all!

Xiao Chen really didn't know what to say about them, at least they would scream when they were drunk, and they didn't cause trouble, this is better than him!

"We woke up in the middle of the night, and sister Danqiu also came back. She said that you played colorful birds at the Lantern Festival again! You also wrote a lot of good poems, which convinced all the little devils, but brother, you It seems that you drank too much and went crazy... But the emperor seems to be very happy, and even rewarded you with several glasses of imperial wine." Ling'er said again.

Oh? Does that mean I didn't do anything too outrageous last night?

"There is nothing especially, just to show off. Sister Danqiu said that you are pretending to be crazy, pretending to be crazy, and saying that you forgot..." Ling'er braked in time to stop the loss.

"Forget what?" Xiao Chen asked.

"Say you drank too much and forgot to say hello to her." Ling'er blinked her big eyes innocently, she was lying!

"No, sister Danqiu said that brother is ungrateful!" Xiao Ye corrected seriously.

"Shut up, you heard me wrong!" Linger said loudly.

"No, I heard it clearly. Sister Danqiu also said that my brother has a heart of stone, heartless and ruthless... Later, she cried while talking, and she cried so sadly." What Xiao Ye said was fact.

"Later." Fu Yan hastily interrupted Xiao Ye's words.

"Later, when it was dawn, Sister Nanqiao sent someone to find us to play at her place, and we went. Sister Nanqiao also measured my figure and said she would make some beautiful clothes for me by herself. Hehe..." Linger was extremely happy.

"And me." Xiao Ye said.

"Sister Nanqiao seemed very surprised when she saw the silkworm clothes you gave me, so I told her that you love me the most, and then I always get into trouble, so my brother gave me the silkworm clothes, because this She gave it to you, didn't she? So I explained it to her to avoid misunderstanding." Ling'er said that she was sensible.

"Sister Nanqiao said it's okay, she will make another one for you, brother, but didn't she give you another one? I guess she might have forgotten too. You forget things too much, hehehe." Ling The son has a small mouth, triumphant, and thinks he knows things like a god.

Xiao Chen said in his heart that Nan Qiao is really a well-behaved and sensible girl. She knew what was going on, but she didn't tell Ling'er. If it was Liu Ruyun, she might have a fit on the spot!

"Then Liu Ruyun came to play with us again, and took us to the Yumajian to ride horses, and asked us if we could ride horses, brother, do you think it's ridiculous?" Duan Linger curled up her mouth to express her contempt, little sister, I ride a horse Will I tell her that her technology is a hundred times better than hers?

In fact, Duan Linger and Xiao Ye had been living with Xiao Chen in the palace before, but they had almost no intersection with Murong Danqiu, Liu Ruyun, Mu Nanqiao and the others, they just knew each other.

Of course, the two of them also knew that these three women had some kind of indescribable intimacy with their brother... Otherwise, it would be impossible to have such fun with them.

Duanmu Nanqiao may be a sister-in-law in the future, and it is a proper family. Liu Ruyun and her brother have been through life and death, so they have a life-threatening friendship.

As for Murong Danqiu, she is from her own family, and I heard that she is also her brother's fiancée, hey...