The Best Fake Eunuch

"Where's the spider?" Xiao Chen withdrew from the flame, staring at her every move nervously, forgetting that she couldn't move at all now, because he had acupuncture points.

"There is a small porcelain bottle in my arms..." Ouyang Yunxiu gave in.

"If you dare to lie to me, I will tear off their six legs in front of you, blind their eyes with a needle, nail them to the wall, and dry them into jerky!" Xiao Chen is not Just kidding.

"The spider has eight legs, you idiot! I didn't lie to you." Ouyang Yunxiu gritted her teeth.

"I'll tear off all eighteen legs too..." Xiao Chen held the flames in his right hand, and kept spitting out the flames in his left hand, as long as it felt wrong, he would set it on fire immediately, even if he set the house on fire and died with the spiders, he would not hesitate!

But just as his hand reached into Ouyang Yunxiu's clothes, Ouyang Yunxiu suddenly screamed.

Shocked, Xiao Chen immediately withdrew his hands, "What's your name?"

"Your claws are scalding to death!" Ouyang Yunxiu shouted.

Oh... I'm sorry Ang, I was too nervous and I forgot, Xiao Chen forgot that the flames were still bubbling up in his palm just now, even though the flames were put away now, the remaining warmth is still there, like burning coals.

It was originally a serious assault, but now he has turned it into a farce.

"Where is it? Why didn't I touch it?" Xiao Chen reached out and fumbled in Ouyang Yunxiu's clothes.

"Left! Do you not distinguish between left and right?" Ouyang Yunxiu gritted his teeth.

"Isn't this the left side? How can there be any porcelain vase? You don't know the left side!" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"It's my left, you idiot!" Ouyang Yunxiu was going to be so mad at him.

"Oh, I thought it was my left side, you didn't say it earlier." Xiao Chen is not so stupid, the main reason is that he is too nervous.

My head was full of spiders crawling around... Fortunately, I finally found the porcelain bottle, and seeing that the top was tightly plugged, I felt relieved, and ran out of bed like holding a hot potato, and put it on the table , but not at ease, poured out a pen holder to hold it, and picked up a copper paperweight and pressed it on the pen holder, double insurance.

"Is there any more?" He returned to the bed and continued to question.

"No more!" Ouyang Yunxiu said that this person is probably insane, did you ask me why? I can't even move, won't you untie all my clothes and see for yourself?

Heartless, cowardly, stupid, extremely stupid, extremely bad... How could I have a fate with such a person?

"Then I'm about to start, don't be nervous..." Xiao Chen actually said this to himself, because he was also very nervous.

After all, it's hard to avoid feeling guilty when doing this kind of thing for the first time.

"No, I beg you." Ouyang Yunxiu wasn't stern at all, because her iceberg was melted by Xiao Chen's flames, and now she only had a puddle of clear water.

In fact, she was not an iceberg beauty in the first place, the reason why she was as cold as ice was just to protect the fragile softness in her heart.

Once the ice wall was forcibly destroyed by others, she returned to her true colors.

She was not as ruthless as in the legends, she had never killed anyone in her life, or even hurt anyone.

She just pretended to be very cold.

Not only did others believe it, but she almost believed it herself.

The truly ruthless and icy person is actually Ouyang Yunxiu. Ouyang Yunxiu has killed more people than Ouyang Yunxiu has ever seen...

"I don't want to, but in order to save you, I can only do this." Xiao Chen took off his clothes first, and then Ouyang Yunxiu's clothes, the snow-white almost blinded him dog eyes.

It is really a piece of snow-white, flawless white jade, only rolling snow-capped mountains, not a little bit of jungle.

Ever seen a white tiger?

Xiao Chen has never seen...

"Please don't read it." Ouyang Yunxiu is actually inexperienced, you said that if you are shy, you can close your eyes.

But she was lucky, her eyes were wider than usual.

She was just too scared.

I feel like I am standing on the edge of a cliff, with a bottomless abyss below, and Xiao Chen behind, as long as he pushes lightly, I will fall involuntarily like a fallen leaf.

This feeling makes her tremble all over, but it's not entirely fear, it's also mixed with a little bit of anticipation, expecting this to end soon, life or death, just don't make me wait...

There is also Yinanuo's curiosity, wondering what will happen to him after falling into the abyss? No matter what it is, it must be something I have never experienced before.

However, after a long time, none of this happened.

Because Xiao Chen didn't move at all, just stared at her blankly, staring at her in the suffocating atmosphere...

Facing such a charming, white-skinned beauty, Xiao Chen couldn't feel it.

I feel nothing at all.

Intimacy is both intimate and hot, but he is not close to this one at all, and this one is not hot at all.

It was like facing a cold white jade statue, which made him lose all interest.

If this weird atmosphere continues, maybe nothing will happen between the two tonight.

But if you want to blame it, you can blame Ouyang Yunxiu for unexpectedly asking a sentence that she will regret for the rest of her life, "Are you still here?"

In fact, her original intention was that if you don't come, then let me go, so that everyone can talk and break up.

But what Xiao Chen heard was a naked provocation.

What do you mean I rely on you? Look down on me, don't you?

Seeing Xiao Chen's complexion changed suddenly, turning ferocious, Ouyang Yunxiu became frightened again, not daring to face his terrifying gaze, twisted her body, turned her back, and changed from lying down to lying down.

Subconsciously wanting to escape again, he struggled and squirmed forward twice.

Ever seen a caterpillar crawl? It has no feet, so when crawling, its body must be moved, that is to say, a certain part of the body must be tilted up...

This picture is too evocative, please ask everyone to make up their own brains.

Anyway, let's put it this way, any normal man will instantly go crazy when he sees it.

Xiao Chen is a man, a man among men.

Ouyang Yunxiu finally fell into the abyss, but Xiao Chen still didn't let her go, and jumped down with her. The two entangled and fought in the abyss, biting each other, trying to put each other to death!

But in the end it was Ouyang Yunxiu who was defeated, and his defeat was a mess... a mess.

I don't know how long it took before she opened her mouth with a crying voice, "What are you looking for?"

"Find a sweat towel." Xiao Chen said.

"What?" she even asked.

"Wipe it for you..." Wherever Xiao Chen's eyes went, Ouyang Yunxiu felt ashamed and annoyed. She wanted to hit him but she didn't have any strength in her body.

"It's fine if you don't have one, then I'll kiss you for you." Xiao Chen obviously had already taken the absolute initiative.

It's already a shameless mode.

"No!" Ouyang Yunxiu shouted so loudly that even she was frightened.

"Then let's take a bath?" Xiao Chen said.