The Best Fake Eunuch

Sure enough, Zhang Jiuzhi didn't sleep, but he wasn't drunk either. He just scolded Xiao Chen for being ignorant, how scary you are for smashing people's doors in the middle of the night. !

"If your old man hadn't done anything wrong, would he still be afraid of someone knocking on the door in the middle of the night?" Xiao Chen laughed.

"Oh, dare to talk back, look, I won't fight..." Zhang Jiu pointed to take off his shoes.

"Senior Zhang." Master Ciyun had already walked in and knelt down in front of him.

"Who are you?" Zhang Jiuzhi looked confused.

"Junior Ciyun, pay my respects to Senior Zhang." Master Ciyun said loudly.

"Ciyun? Oh, why are you so old, little girl!" Zhang Jiuzhi was taken aback.

Master Ciyun is an old man in his seventies, but in his mouth, she is a little girl.

"Senior Zhang, it's been decades since we last parted. The vicissitudes of life have become mulberry fields. How can I not grow old?" Master Ciyun also smiled, "Only the old man, you are a gamer in the world, and the years are different. The spirit remains the same as before.”

"Hmph, after all, you guys are still restless! You are still a Buddhist student, and you worry about world affairs all day long, how can you not grow old? Get up, who is this little girl?" Zhang Jiuzhi looked at Jingjing again Ouyang Yunxiu kneeling behind Master Ciyun.

"Junior Ouyang Yunxiu, pay respects to the old god." Ouyang Yunxiu whispered softly.

"Oh...you are Shang Lue's grandson, and you have grown up so much. Is Shang Lue still okay?" Zhang Jiuzhi nodded.

The Shanglue he was talking about was the head of the Ouyang family, Ouyang Shanglue.

"Thanks to the old god, grandpa is fine." Ouyang Yunxiu said.

"What are you doing looking for me in the middle of the night!" Zhang Jiuzhi spoke politely to the two of them, and then turned around and yelled at Xiao Chen.

"What are you shouting at me? Teacher Ciyun is looking for you too much, not me!" Xiao Chen's voice was louder than his.

"Senior Zhang, don't blame Xiao Chen, it's the junior who wants to visit." Master Ciyun said too hastily.

"Why are you paying homage to me? If you have this spare time, you might as well go to Buddha." Zhang Jiu pointed.

"The younger generation asks for something. It's useless to ask Buddha for this matter. I have to ask you, old man. If you don't agree, I will worship you here every day." Master Ciyun pursed his lips and smiled like a naughty boy.

"Ah..." Zhang Jiuzhi sighed, "I'm just impatient to take care of your shit, so I hid in this pile of graves and wanted to be free, but I didn't expect to come to the door to make noise... What's the matter? "

"Emei Flying Sword!" Master Ciyun said too hastily.

There are three treasures handed down from generation to generation in the Emei School, one of which is the Emei Flying Sword, which is the sword of Emei Patriarch Tianxiu Shitai. Tianxiu Shitai was a sword fairy before entering Buddhism, so the sword she used is very spiritual. It is said that driving them can take heads thousands of miles away!

But since she passed away, the sword has been passed down, and the swordsmanship has also been passed down, but there are very few who can practice it.

Master Ciyun is a martial idiot, and she is also very talented in martial arts. She is a martial arts talent born in the Emei School for a hundred years, but she has practiced hard in Mount Emei for decades, but after all, she was unable to understand the mind and practice the flying sword.

She also has a competitive temperament, so she is naturally very unwilling. If she can't practice the Emei Flying Sword, she won't rest in peace even if she dies!

"Hey...you are so old, and you don't even understand such a simple truth. The Emei flying sword is too murderous. How can you drive it away with murderous intent?" Zhang Jiuzhi sighed softly.

He said it was a simple truth, but Xiao Chen and Ouyang Yunxiu were both very smart, but they didn't understand it.

Since the Emei Feijian is a murder weapon, if you don't need to drive it away, what is the use? Buddha heart? The Buddha's heart is merciful, but he does not kill.

"Yin and yang are in harmony, heaven and earth are in harmony, good and evil are interdependent, good and evil are interlinked, evil can do good, and kindness can also do evil. Therefore, killing is not killing, and not killing is killing. When you understand this truth, you will be able to understand Emei Fei The mind of the sword is essential." Zhang Jiuzhi said again.

"Senior Zhang, the younger generation came to ask you for advice because they couldn't figure it out!" Master Ciyun was too confused. I came to ask you how to learn flying swords, but you fought against me.

"Don't be tempted for ten years, don't be angry for ten years, and don't kill people for ten years." Zhang Jiu pointed out, "As long as you can do one of the three, after ten years, you will be able to drive Feijian."

"Ah?" Master Emei was greatly disappointed upon hearing this.

Ten years is a bit too long for her. She is over seventy this year, and she will be eighty in ten years. She doesn't know if she can live to that time!

In addition, she might not be able to do any of the three things Zhang Jiuzhi said.

If you are not motivated, can you want to practice flying swords? Isn't practicing flying swords just to kill people? Why do you want to kill people if you are not angry?

There are so many injustices in the world, can you not get angry?

Your old man avoids the world and ignores it. If we don’t care about it, then the world will still be a world?

"If you can't do it, you won't be able to practice." Zhang Jiuzhi said that this was all he had said, so don't ask any more questions.

"Oh..." Master Ciyun sighed too much, "It's better to be a god like you old man, and you won't have these troubles in the world."

"Everyone in the world knows that gods are good, but they can't forget utilitarianism! Where are the ancient and modern generals? The pile of grass in the barren mound is gone. The world knows that gods are good, only the false name can't be forgotten! In the end, I only hate that nothing can be done, and when the time comes, my eyes will be closed." Alright, everyone in the world knows that gods are good, only love can’t be forgotten! On your birthday, you will say kindness, and on your death, you will go with others.”

Zhang Jiuzhi laughed loudly, and sang a long song, which fully explained the vicissitudes of life and the ups and downs of the world.

"Don't talk about us, you won't forget yourself!" Xiao Chen said.

"A sage can be forgetful, a sage can be ruthless, and we are not sages, so love is my generation." Zhang Jiuzhi said with a smile.

The old man talked for a long time, and then he talked about loneliness.

Xiao Chen curled his lips when he heard it.

"Don't wink, kid, I'm not old and dizzy yet! I see you are a little top-heavy and dizzy, and young people don't know how to control themselves at all." Zhang Jiu pointed to Xiao Chen's nose and said.

"Old man, what are you talking about, I don't understand." Xiao Chen thought to himself, this old man really knows everything!

"Are you pretending to be confused with grandpa? I advise you not to be too unrestrained and arrogant when you are young! If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of your eyes and I will tell you!" Zhang Jiu pointed.

"Tch, young people are not arrogant, are they still young?" Xiao Chenzhong said harshly.

"Erbajia's body is like a crisp, and he cuts ordinary people with a sword at his waist. Although no heads are seen, he secretly teaches the emperor to wither his bones!" Zhang Jiuzhi recited a poem and admonished Xiao Chen, "You boy will have bad luck with women in the future! "

"Hey, is your old man still hungover? What are you talking about in front of Teacher Tai and Yunxiu!" Xiao Chen couldn't even hear him.

"Children can't be taught!" Zhang Jiuzhi snorted, "I told him, you Yunxiu girls should also listen, it's all for the benefit of you young people."

Ouyang Yunxiu had lowered her head long ago, her neck was red with shame, she couldn't laugh or cry when she heard Zhang Jiuzhi's words.

Nodding no, no shaking your head, it seems that you don't even agree.

Embarrassed face reddened.