The Best Fake Eunuch

"It doesn't matter, old man?" Xiao Chen blushed. It is not easy for him to blush with such a thick skin. It can be seen that he is very sorry in his heart.

The iron-backed camel dragon shook his head slightly, but frowned again, looking at the Qianjin gate that had been reset. His arm was injured and he could no longer lift the iron gate.

"You're still talking about Ling'er, you're still so reckless!" Ouyang Yunxiu grabbed his hands and checked, but she didn't even hurt the vellus, so she threw them away vigorously and complained loudly, "What should I do now? ? Come and lift this iron gate!"

"Sister Ouyang, what's going on?" Nan Feng watched in shock.

"This is the Nightmare Suppression Charm. It's just to prevent zombies from running out. Zombies are most afraid of fire, and they will explode when they touch it." Ouyang Yunxiu asked Linger for a lancet, and gently The burning red silver medal fell down, "It's useless now that it's triggered by his hands and feet."

That is to say, if Duanmu Nanqiao unfortunately becomes a zombie, this spell will not be able to stop her...

"You're so reckless." Xiao Chen glared at Ling'er, "It's all your fault, little girl, look how I'll deal with you... Xiao Ye!"

Duanmu Nanfeng and the others thought that Xiao Chen asked Xiao Ye to go out to ask for help, but unexpectedly, Xiao Ye agreed and walked directly to the dark red and smoking iron gate. Seeing the way he looked at the iron gate, he seemed to be weighing the weight?

"This iron gate weighs at least five thousand catties." The iron-backed hunchback said, "It takes more than a dozen people to lift it."

"En." Xiao Ye nodded, rolled up his sleeves, exposed his slender arms, and bent down, feeling that he also wanted to lift them up like an iron-backed humpbacked dragon.

What are you kidding?

"Xiao Ye, don't touch this iron gate, be careful of burns, we have to wait for it to cool down before we..." Ouyang Yunxiu wanted to remind this silly-looking little brother, don't be so reckless like your brother.

But before she finished speaking, Xiao Chen had already lifted up the iron gate weighing five thousand catties, and for the convenience of big guys getting in and out, he took advantage of the situation and lifted it above his head, as if it was very easy.

Silence, endless silence.

Iron-backed camel dragon, Ouyang Yunxiu, and Duanmu Nanfeng couldn't believe what they saw with their own eyes. They were all dumbfounded in shock. It was even scarier than seeing a zombie!

I even suspected that I was fascinated by some kind of ghost. What I saw now was all hallucinations, definitely hallucinations!

How is this possible?

puff! A soft sound broke the silence, but it was Xiao Ye who farted suddenly, not because of too much pressure, but because he ate some seafood he brought and drank a lot of cold water in Duanmu Nanfeng Mansion just now. So a lot of bad gas was produced. If it weren't for the quiet atmosphere now, everyone would not be able to hear it.

Xiao Chen thought what the hell, the three of you are really embarrassing today, so he flew up and kicked Xiao Ye's ass, "You worthless boy, is it polite to fart in public? You know it's embarrassing for me Now see!"

Duan Ling'er followed closely behind, and said with a smile, "A worthless boy, you know how to embarrass me!"

"Hehehe!" Xiao Ye smirked after being kicked twice, and then did something that shocked the big guy again. He actually only held the iron gate with one hand, and put the other hand down to rub it. rub ass...

So this is early hell, right?

Even if Xiao Ye is a ghost, then he is also the King of Dali Ghost!

"Can he hold on? How about calling a few more people in to help." Ouyang Yunxiu was still worried that Xiao Ye would be crushed into small meatloaf anytime and anywhere.

"If you take care of the food, he can last for a year, don't worry about him, let's go in." Xiao Chen paused and said, "Can we go in now?"

learn from mistakes.

"Aren't you going in and waiting for the dawn?" Ouyang Yunxiu snorted and walked in first.

Although the coffin was firmly nailed, several people worked together and soon opened the coffin lid. Xiao Chen couldn't wait to peek his head, and was shocked when he saw the person inside, "This is not Nan Qiao!"

But it was a little nun with no hair.

"You're making a fuss again. It's her. It's just that after taking the reassuring pill, her hair will fall out." Ouyang Yunxiu said.

"Then you didn't say it earlier!" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"You didn't ask me either." Ouyang Yunxiu said.

"Sister Nanqiao is still alive?" Duan Linger saw that Duanmu Nanqiao's eyes were closed tightly, his face was livid, and he was not breathing at all, as if he was a dead person.

"My Scarlet Blood Sky Spider is alive, so she is alive." Ouyang Yunxiu said, putting her hand on Nan Qiao's chest and gently kneading it twice, chanting words.

Suddenly seeing Duanmu Nanqiao's mouth open, a red spider with a round belly slowly crawled out of it, Xiao Chen resisted the urge to take off his shoes and slap it to death, and turned his head away.

Ouyang Yunxiu took out another pill from her bosom, and gently put it in Nan Qiao's mouth, "This is Huisheng Pill, if you want to take it for her, who will come?"

Seeing everyone's bewildered faces, she explained, "Now she can't swallow on her own, so she has to use a breath of Yang Qi to help her down."

Oh... everyone is a little embarrassed.

Duanmu Nanfeng is his own younger brother, so it is obviously inappropriate to do this intimate gesture.

Xiao Chen is a big man, of course it's not appropriate to openly talk to a girl.

"Let me come!" Ling'er had no taboos.

"No, you must have a man's yang energy." Ouyang Yunxiu shook her head.

Duanmu Nanfeng and Xiao Chen glanced at each other, then turned their heads to look at the iron-backed camel dragon next to them, the camel dragon was horrified, and hurriedly turned its head and pretended to look elsewhere.

That means obviously not willing to help.

"Prince?" Duanmu Nanfeng could only ask Xiao Chen to help.

"Then I'll do it." Xiao Chen pretended to be reluctant.

Ouyang Yunxiu snorted softly and turned her head away.

Xiao Chen never thought that his first kiss with Duanmu Nanqiao would happen in such a weird atmosphere...

Not long after blowing down the pill, Duanmu Nanqiao's face began to turn rosy, but after a cup of tea, he began to breathe, and finally sighed softly, opened his eyes, and looked at the nearby Just a short distance away, Xiao Chen, who looked at him with concern, smiled sweetly, and the spring blossomed.

Xiao Chen was overjoyed, and hugged her out, "Nan Qiao, you have suffered."

"Sister!" Duanmu Nanfeng wept with joy, and couldn't help crying.

"Ah, Nanfeng, you are here." Duanmu Nanqiao gently pushed Xiao Chen away, hugged his younger brother, infected by his emotions, and started to cry.

After all, this is a farewell.

Several people put the coffin lid on and restored it to its original state. After coming out, Xiao Ye gently lowered the iron gate, and Ouyang Yunxiu hung up the two gold and silver medals again.

After coming out, Xiao Chen was still thinking about whether to block the hole, the iron-backed humpback seemed to know what he was thinking, and nodded to him, expressing that he would take care of it, and you can go.

"Thank you, old senior, I'll treat you to a drink another day." Xiao Chen said.

He was just being polite, but unexpectedly, the iron-backed camel dragon nodded in agreement...