The Best Fake Eunuch

"Of course you don't care!" Ouyang Yunxiu looked back suddenly, and stared at Xiao Chen fiercely, "You are a man with such a thick skin, but I am a woman, and I will not be able to marry after I am like you. What about the nun?"

"Then why don't you marry me?" Xiao Chen actually likes Ouyang Yunxiu, but the problem is...

"Aren't you going to marry Duanmu Nanqiao? Why do you still ask me to marry you? Then I will be your second wife, your concubine, or your concubine!" Ouyang Yunxiu said loudly, "What do you think of me? people?"

Xiao Chenxin said that there may be someone who said the second room...

You only know about Duanmu Nanqiao, but you don't know about Murong Danqiu, Liu Ruyun, and Wu Luolan.

so……

"Speak up!" Ouyang Yunxiu became even angrier when she saw that he was dumbfounded.

"Hey...Yunxiu, what do you want me to say? This happened between us is actually a last resort. You think we didn't know each other before. If it wasn't for you being barbaric, only I can untie it. How dare you to climb up on you? In my heart, you are just like a fairy..." Xiao Chen felt that the truth didn't sound good to him.

"You bastard!" Ouyang Yunxiu raised her brows upright, her almond eyes widened, and her fists were clenched tightly. Xiao Chen was so frightened that he took two steps back, for fear that she would explode and hurt others in her rage.

But Ouyang Yunxiu just stomped her feet, turned around and left.

Xiao Chen subconsciously wanted to chase her, but stopped after taking two steps, because what if he stopped her?

Still can't give her an explanation.

Alas... this is really frightening.

But who can blame this?

Miss Ouyang's pure and pure virginity was completely taken over by me, so it was right for me to take responsibility.

Whatever the reason, the fait accompli is Jiang Zi.

It would be great if she had the same personality as her sister Ouyang Yunxiu...

Holy crap, speaking of Ouyang Yunxiu, do I have to help her get rid of the Yin spell?

I don't know if it counted as a lingering night with her last time?

No wonder Chen Jisheng and Zhang Jiuzhi both said that sooner or later they would be unlucky to a woman.

I feel like I'm starting to be unlucky now...

The first unlucky thing happened after dinner, Xiao Chen strolled to Duanmu Nanqiao's door as usual and asked her how she felt today? Is it better? Can I go in and meet you?

Nan Qiao just said a word across the door, I don't want to see you now.

Ugh……

After strolling around the yard with hands behind their backs, they suddenly heard someone making noise outside the gate, which seemed to be mixed with a woman's voice...

Just as he was about to find someone to ask what was going on, he saw four or five beauties rushing in aggressively, and Xiao Qiwei's brothers looked embarrassed.

Report to the boss, the younger brothers are incompetent, and they really can't stop them. Before we stretch our arms, they rush directly into our arms. Can you bear it?

However, Xiao Chen still recognizes these beauties, isn't this the girl from Yihongyuan?

Chaoyun, Muyu, Qiuyue, Mochou... the leading lady, who is still in her prime, but still charming, is the old bustard.

Huh? I didn't call outfield.

"Who are you guys looking for?" Xiao Chen felt that they might have gone to the wrong door, and the man living in the courtyard next to him was a big man from the south of the Yangtze River, so he always called her a girl.

"I'm looking for you!" The bustard put one hand on his hips and pointed to Xiao Chen's nose.

"Ah? Looking for me? What's the matter?" Xiao Chen was really confused.

"Debt!" The madam raised her hand, and Qiuyue hurriedly handed an account book to her.

What debt? Didn't the last bill be settled?

"Calling girl money, wine money, food money, money for servants, money for private rooms, money for listening to music, oh, and money for overnight stays, all of which add up to three thousand eight hundred and ninety-six taels and two cents. For the sake of you being a regular customer, no interest is charged, minus the change, the total is 3,896 taels of silver, give me the money!"

The old bustard flicked through the account book while pointing it out to Xiao Chen, Xiao Chen could see a fart.

"Did you make a mistake?" Xiao Chen said, "When did I go to your Yihong Courtyard again?"

"It's not you, but your brother, that boy named Baili! He played in our Yihong Courtyard for more than ten days and didn't pay him a penny. I can't find you if he has no money? Since ancient times, he can owe everything , but the girls in the brothel can’t owe their debts, this is the rule! As the saying goes, the wronged one has the debtor, and you are the one who has been taken advantage of!”

The bustard clearly took Xiao Chen as a victim.

"Oh..." Xiao Chen slapped his forehead, it turned out that it was my brother, he was right looking for me, I admit to this wrongdoer, and give me money.

He took out a five-thousand tael bank note from his bosom and gave it to her, "You don't have to change the rest, it's an advance payment, but let's make an agreement, you must not embarrass my brother, or Don't say anything nasty to him, he is narrow-minded..."

"Is this banknote real or fake?" The bustard probably didn't expect Xiao Chen to be so happy, holding the banknote with a suspicious look on his face.

"You are really a mother. I don't know who my boss is? He, the King of Hades, can still fool you, kid? Just take it and leave. My God, if this gets out, how will our boss behave in the future? Ah." Fu Yan heard the movement and ran out to take care of the matter.

"Killing people to pay for their lives and debts to pay back money is justified. Who is your boss? Isn't he just a father-in-law! Not to mention a father-in-law, even the emperor's old man can't fail to pay our debts to Yihong Courtyard!" the old bustard said. The tone is really loud.

She is absolutely ruthless.

The two ruthless people, Xiao Chen and Fu Yan, were both intimidated by her, the fuck has never seen such a fierce woman!

"Amitabha, this is really a downturn in the world, and the rules are upside down. The old bustard who runs the brothel dares to go to the official's house to ask for money!" But Master Ciyun pushed the door out after hearing the movement, and glared at the old bustard. .

"Hmph, thank you for telling me this! What do you mean, an old nun living in a eunuch's house? Don't you all talk about ethics?" The old bustard retorted.

"Don't talk to my master like that!" But Ling'er also heard the movement and ran out. Seeing that the old bustard was arguing with the master, she naturally wanted to help the master.

"Tch, that's what I said to the Tathagata Buddha! Why are you her apprentice? Tsk tsk tsk, what a pity for this watery little guy, I see you don't follow her to pray to Buddha and chant scriptures, just follow me what?" Like?" The old bustard spoke rudely.

"Don't talk nonsense, I will beat you if you talk nonsense again!" Duan Linger's little nose was crooked in anger.

Tie Kunlun and Xiao Ye were cooking, and they both ran out when they heard the movement, and they were also very surprised to see this formation, what's going on?

The old bustard of Yihong Courtyard brought a few girls to her house to bully others, and even got into a fight with the respected teacher Ciyun...

This kind of thing is so frightening.

It's like seeing the Buddha Tathagata of the Western Paradise arguing with Guan Zhong, the teacher of the first sage in China.

Note: It is said that Guan Zhong is the patriarch of the brothel.