The Best Fake Eunuch

What the hell, this old boy really has a sedan chair, and it's a warm sedan chair carried by four people. Xiao Chen doesn't have one either, so he can only ride a horse and follow his sedan chair to enjoy the wind.

The weather at the beginning of February was just chilly in spring, and it was not pleasant for the f*cking little wind to keep pouring down my neck.

The main reason is that Xiao Chen, a bastard like Gong Shouli, was very upset when he was sitting in a sedan chair.

If it weren't for the public watching in broad daylight, he would have used the flame palm to burn him and his sedan chair to ashes, and save the cost of a coffin.

The sedan chair was carried by four strong young eunuchs, the sedan chair was lifted really smoothly, and the small steps were really neat.

"You guys have worked hard." Xiao Chen chatted with them.

The four of them are all members of the Supervisor of Ceremonies, and they can be regarded as Xiao Chen's subordinates. Hearing this, he hurriedly replied to Mr. Xiao, it is a small honor for us few to serve Eunuch Gong, but it is not hard work.

"Well, I think it's quite hard work. Eunuch Gong and his boss are fat now, like a big fat pig." Xiao Chen deliberately amplified his voice, just to let Gong Shouli hear him.

"Pigs can also sit in a sedan chair, but monkeys can only ride behind others and enjoy the wind." Gong Shouli's laughter came from the sedan chair.

What the hell!

You are the monkey, and your whole family are monkeys!

"Brothers, do you have a title for carrying the sedan chair?" Xiao Chen sulked for a while and asked again.

Several people replied that we are bearers, how can we have any titles?

"Impossible, I've heard Lord Wang Anbang say it before." Xiao Chen said, "You brother who is walking in the front is proud! Why? Because you are leading the way, you have to look up."

The little ladies were so funny when they listened, but they didn't dare to laugh, so they could only listen.

"What about the second person, you dare not fart!" Xiao Chen continued, "Why do you say you dare not fart? Because if you fart, it will happen to be delivered to the mouth of the person in the sedan chair. We are not picky eaters." Eunuch Gong will eat them all."

Shocked by this statement, the four young eunuchs couldn't stop laughing, they didn't dare to laugh out loud, they just trembled all over, so the sedan chair also trembled.

"The third one is called tripping over the buttocks, he was in the dark, because he couldn't see anything, so he could only follow along. The last brother, you have no idea, you still have to walk two miles..." Xiao Chen didn't say anything. Laughing, and what he said was serious.

They also caught the laughing points of the four little eunuchs. The more they pondered, the more funny they became, but the more they wanted to laugh, the less they dared to laugh. All of them blushed from holding back, and their tigers shook violently. They threw Gong Shouli in the sedan chair Leaning forward and backward, restless.

"What the hell did you guys do?" I couldn't help but cursed.

"Oh, it's not good!" Xiao Chen suddenly yelled, "Stop it now!"

The one who was walking in the front was startled, hurriedly kicked his feet on the ground, and came to an emergency brake!

The person behind didn't know what happened, so he hurriedly stood still.

The two of them stood still, but the third one couldn't see anything in the dark, just smiled and didn't hear Xiao Chen shouting, and kept rushing forward.

Although the last one heard Xiao Chen's shout clearly, he couldn't stop if the front kept going, okay, follow you!

There was only a muffled thump, but the sedan chair was directly thrown to the ground.

Another scream was heard, but Gong Shouli inside was caught off guard and rolled out like a meat ball under the action of inertia.

Rolling and rolling on the snow for a long distance, it didn't stop until it bumped into a fat woman who was shopping for vegetables on the side of the road....

It should be Gong Shouli's misfortune, but this fat woman is a bad-tempered dominatrix. After being knocked down, she turned her head suddenly, only to see a person on the ground grinning at her, and immediately flew into a rage.

In broad daylight, how dare you openly molested my good woman?

It's fine if you flirt with others, just your mother's neighbors in the street, ask around to find out who I am, your mother?

Kill you son of a bitch!

Without further ado, with a loud roar, he slapped Gong Shouli like a cattail leaf fan, looked at Gong Shouli's ugly face kindly, exhausted all his strength, and with the sound of the wind, he slapped Gong Shouli out with a loud bang. A few meters away!

Pedestrians on the street didn't know the reason, and looked up to the sky together, thinking that it was a thunderbolt out of thin air.

The fat woman still refused to give up, roaring, rushed over and rode directly on Gong Shouli's body, and swung her bowl-sized fists to hit him!

Gong Shouli has bad legs and feet, but he is not a person who has no strength to restrain a chicken, but he was suppressed by this fat woman's huge body, so he couldn't move, he just yelled for someone to come!

When the person came, the four little eunuchs left the sedan chair and rushed over together, trying to pull the fat woman away, but they couldn't!

The four of them are strong and strong young men, but the four of them joined forces, dragging and pulling, but they couldn't shake the fat woman, and instead received several heavy blows from her!

"Stop it quickly, this is our Gong Shouli, Eunuch Gong!" The four eunuchs saw that it was not a problem, and hurriedly announced Gong Shouli's name loudly.

"Fuck you! What kind of father and mother, my mother is just a beating!" The fat woman didn't hear clearly at all, and how could she know Gong Shouli's name?

Why didn't Xiao Chen rush over to rescue Gong Shouli? It's really not intentional to watch the fun and not help, it's just that I can't laugh anymore, and I'll laugh wildly as soon as I get off the horse, and I can't walk even if I say anything.

Needless to say, this scene was really too funny, it directly hit Xiao Chen's point of laughter.

I just can't stop.

In the end, the patrolling soldiers from the Bingma Division passed by. When they saw someone fighting, they hurried forward to stop it. It took several soldiers to pull the fat woman away.

Looking at the one who was beaten on the ground, everyone was shocked. Could this be our Gong Shouli and Gong Gonggong?

I rely on you, fat lady, you are going crazy, you, you dare to beat him, you don't want to live anymore, you!

Only then did the fat woman realize that she was beating the most famous person in front of the Emperor of Zhou Dynasty, the third-rank chief eunuch Gong Shouli and Eunuch Gong.

You must have thought she would be scared silly, right?

not at all!

"What's wrong with Gong Shouli? What's the matter with the Supervisor of Rituals? The chief eunuch of the Supervisor of Rituals can molested good women in the street? Everyone in the neighborhood saw Ang! It was him who touched my ass shamelessly, so I beat him !" The fat woman raised her eyebrows and raised her eyes, with her hands on her hips, shouting at the officers of the Bingma Division.

A tiger's butt can't be touched, but my mother can touch my butt?

Even if this lawsuit comes to the emperor's old son, we still have the reason!

The brothers of Bingmasi also expressed their embarrassment. This sturdy sister-in-law looks like a shrew at first glance, and she is so plausible, it seems that there is a reason for the incident.

If, as she said, it was Eunuch Gong who touched her butt first in full view, it would be a difficult matter.

It is true that beating Gong Gonggong will be punished heavily, but the crime of molesting women in the street is not light.

Otherwise, why not just send this old woman directly to Fengyang Mansion, and let them solve this tricky case...