The Best Fake Eunuch

As soon as Shangguan Qiji went out, Murong Danqiu flew up to Xiao Chen, "Are you okay? That man just now..."

"It's okay, I saw it all, what the hell." Xiao Chenwu felt lingering fear in his heart.

"You didn't faint?" Murong Danqiu wondered.

"You haven't been fascinated either, have you?" Xiao Chen said.

"Well, no, I was just pretending, did I look like it?" Murong Danqiu patted his chest and said that he was really scared just now.

"Why can't he fascinate you?" Xiao Chen was a little suspicious of that Shangguan's method of abandoning illness. After busying for a long time, no one was fascinated again. This disciple of Shangguan's family seems to be mediocre.

"Before I entered the palace, my father once found an old nun, recited a spell for me, and gave me a bowl of talisman water, saying that this way I would not be fascinated by the soul..." Murong Dan Qiu said.

"Old nun? Is it Mrs. Ciyun?" As soon as Xiao Chen heard about old nuns, he thought of Mrs. Ciyun. As for nuns, Xiao Chen knew two of them.

"I don't know, I don't know." Murong Danqiu shook his head, "Then why didn't you faint?"

"My will is firm, and it's hard for gods and ghosts to invade." Xiao Chen said.

"Cut!" Murong Danqiu didn't believe it at all, but he didn't ask further.

But how did that Shangguan Qiji know this big secret, but he must also figure it out.

Kill if necessary!

Because the fat man knows too much, and everything is terrible!

"You have to be careful in the future, don't see anyone else." Xiao Chen said.

"I would never meet a messy person, you brought him here." Murong Danqiu said.

"Well, it's my fault, but I will investigate this matter." Xiao Chen is still regretting.

It was almost a big mistake.

"You have to be careful." Murong Danqiu was also worried about Xiao Chen, "He is a disciple of the Shangguan family."

"Don't worry, I know it well." Xiao Chen said.

After coming out, Shangguan Qiji was still waiting for him outside, but his mood was obviously very depressed.

"Hey, I've helped you with your affairs, is there anything else?" Xiao Chen said.

"Oh...no, I just want to admire the queen's appearance. They say she looks like a fairy, but I think she is just plain." Shangguan Qiji also tried to conceal his real purpose.

"How can there be a fairy in the world? The queen is also a mortal just like you and me...Then you still follow me to Yanyun County?" Xiao Chen laughed.

"It's okay to go for a stroll, it's hard to come out." Shangguan Qiji sighed, feeling bleak.

"Okay, then I'll treat you to a drink tomorrow, and get to know my brothers by the way, everyone will work together in the future." Xiao Chen said.

"It's okay." Shangguan Qiji looked indifferent.

As soon as Xiao Chen came home and entered the courtyard, Linger flew over, "Brother, Ouyang Yunxiu is here."

"Ah? She's back again?" Xiao Chen was taken aback before he realized, "That Yunxiu, big or small?"

"Young one." Ling'er said, "I don't know why she came to you again?"

Xiao Chen said in his heart that I might know, the fuck must have come to see the young master for treatment, why didn't he heal last time?

But last time I asked for you and was controlled by you. Now everyone is evened out. I won't easily betray my virginity again, unless...

"Sister Ouyang, you're here, have you eaten yet? Oh, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you look even more beautiful." Xiao Chen showed a bright smile when he saw Ouyang Yunxiu.

"Stop being so glib with me, I have serious business to see you." Ouyang Yunxiu was still playing ice beauty.

Xiao Chen thought to himself, please say it again, who do you say is not serious?

Fu Yan, who was accompanying him, sighed lightly, said goodbye wisely and left, and closed the door tightly.

"Don't pretend, are you tired?" Xiao Chen smiled.

"Hmph, you brat is the best at putting on airs!" Ouyang Yunxiu smiled, "Hey, you are really capable, and you really saved my sister."

"You're welcome." Xiao Chen said lightly.

"Thank you? My sister will hate you to death, she will kill you sooner or later, let me tell you!" Ouyang Yunxiu was overjoyed.

"Unexpectedly, people from your Ouyang family will repay kindness with revenge." Xiao Chen shook his head and sighed.

"She is her, I am me, you helped me, I will remember your goodness for the rest of my life, you can also help me get rid of that Yin spell, okay?" Ouyang Yunxiu said and posted it, sitting on Xiao Chen's buttocks On her lap, there was a slight smile, full of charm.

"No, I'm quitting porn." Xiao Chen resisted this almost irresistible temptation with his strong willpower.

"Really? That's really congratulations to you. Since you've already abstained from pornography, it's useless to ask for this thing. Let me help you break it up completely, okay?" Ouyang Yunxiu giggled coquettishly, and started to move.

"No!" Xiao Chen struggled.

"You insist on letting me rape you, don't you?" Ouyang Yunxiu's expression changed.

"I'll bet you can't force it!" Xiao Chen is still very confident about this.

No matter what means you have, my little brother will never betray me!

"Hey, did you take the wrong medicine? Are you not happy that a beautiful woman like me throws herself into your arms and lets you take advantage of me?" Ouyang Yun asked airily.

"I asked you last time, so I had no choice but to obey you. Now that we are even, I will not sell my body anymore." Xiao Chen said that he is not a slutty man.

"Unless?" Ouyang Yunxiu asked.

"Unless you teach me the worry-free acupuncture technique of your Ouyang family." Xiao Chen said that otherwise, it would be impossible to obey!

"That's fine." Ouyang Yunxiu sighed softly.

"I knew it couldn't work, so let's pull it down. Don't regret it when you lie on the bed and become a vegetable. I gave you a chance and you don't want it... What did you say?"

"I said yes, it's the worry-free acupuncture method. I can teach you right now." Ouyang Yunxiu smiled.

Fuck it, isn't it?

Xiao Chen was overjoyed, he didn't expect Ouyang Yunxiu to agree so happily, as far as he knew, the worry-free acupuncture technique was one of the unique skills of the Ouyang family, and it would never be passed on to the outside world!

But then again, am I now a member of the Ouyang family?

If Ouyang Yunxiu agrees to be his wife... or concubine, then this Ouyang Yunxiu will call her brother-in-law, so what can you say.

But if something happened to brother-in-law and sister-in-law, wouldn't it be appropriate for them to be too old?

Unless the two sisters are married together... I don't think it's impossible, I don't know if the Ouyang family will agree?

Ouyang Yunxiu really planned to teach on the spot, so he asked someone to find a large piece of wax, melted it in a basin, and then squeezed it into the shape of a human head while the wax was still soft.

Her technique is very ingenious, the pinching of the human head is lifelike and lifelike, the nose is the nose and the eyes are the eyes, but why the more you look at it, the more familiar it is...

Damn, isn't this me?

Hey, don't poke you!

Ouyang Yunxiu poked Xiao Chen's dummy's head with his little finger, pointing out dozens of acupuncture points...