The Best Fake Eunuch

"Besides, there are Zhao Gongming, Li Tanhua... There is another one, so it's not convenient for me to tell you. In short, including you, there are now five people in this world, and there are four people. I don't know who they are. , you probably don’t know, do you?” Xiao Chen’s question was just a question, and Xu Haiming didn’t need to answer it.

"You don't know me, and I don't know you, but I guess the late emperor should have left you an oral order, telling you how to identify me, right?" Xiao Chen is an interrogative sentence.

"So what?" Xu Haiming said dryly.

"Kunlun, bring the lamp closer so that Haiming can see it more clearly, Linger, turn around!" Xiao Chen said as he took off his clothes and pants, looking at the seventy-two cocks on his buttocks under the light, Is it like stars?

"Ah!" Xu Haiming stood up with a cry of surprise, snatched the oil lamp from Tie Kunlun's hand, leaned over to examine it carefully, and even picked it twice with his fingers... Xiao Chen was very embarrassed.

"Hey, it's almost done, right?" Xiao Chen couldn't even remember how many times he took off his pants to show his ass!

You said that this immoral mark is also true, what is wrong with you, you have to grow on your butt!

Damn, I'm always going around in circles to embarrass myself.

"Prince!" Xu Haiming threw away the oil lamp, knelt down in front of Xiao Chen, hugged his legs with both hands, and burst into tears.

"Hai Ming, don't be like this, get up and talk." Xiao Chen kept pulling up his pants, because although this scene is quite touching, it is also weird...

The big guy sat down again, Xu Haiming stared at Xiao Chen, feeling that there were thousands of words in his heart, but he couldn't say a word.

"Haha, brother Haiming, why do you believe that the boss is the prince so easily? Are you not afraid that the mark on his body is fake?" Fu Yan laughed.

"The eyes are lost, the heart is lost, the dragon in the east, the day in the dragon and the rain in the west, the bell and the wine are overturned, the sea is overturned, the blue fire blows the nest, and the twins! The sky shines forever, the moon breaks the moon, the sky is opened, the prince of the great man and the emperor Qi, the seventy-two sons of the left thigh are connected with the pearl, the sword light goes up to the sky, the cold coma is broken, and the Ming Dynasty painted the land to divide the rivers and mountains!" Xu Haiming chanted loudly.

"I once heard my late father say that when the crown prince was born, there were seventy-two heavenly stars on his left thigh. Li Houye was very happy to see it, so he wrote such a poem. My late father was also lucky to see it. I have witnessed it with my own eyes, and I have described it to me in detail, I have always kept it in my heart, and it is exactly the same as what you have, Prince!"

"It's just that I have thought about it a lot, but I never thought that you are the prince, and the prince is you, hahaha!" Xu Haiming laughed happily.

I really didn't expect, in fact, no one could have imagined that the former prince would enter the palace and become a eunuch, hiding under Li Wanjiang's nose.

It was even more unexpected that he would be so high-profile. Not only was he famous for his literary talent, but he also pacified Yanyun County with his martial arts. He became an unprecedented first-rank eunuch, setting a precedent for an eunuch to be the governor of an important town!

It also surprised and delighted him.

"Hai Ming, we treated you just now..." Xiao Chen still wanted to express his apology.

"Prince, you should do this. If you didn't do this, I would still be worried about you! What we did was a mind-blowing business, how can we do it if we are not careful? Besides, I am fine now, The medical skills of the Shangguan family are really unparalleled in the world, they are amazing." Xu Haiming didn't mind at all, and praised Shangguan Qiji's superb medical skills.

I also praised Fu Yan and Tie Kunlun for their great means, I was very happy to serve the master just now!

But even though I have already recognized your crown prince, I still have to give you a copy...

Xu Haiming went to see Li Wanjiang early the next morning and complained to Xiao Chen that he was arrogant and unreasonable.

He insulted and beat the minister in public, kidnapped him to his house at night to threaten him, and drank him so much alcohol that he accidentally fell out of the sedan chair on the way home, leaving his body covered in bruises!

Ask the emperor to make the decision for his ministers, and severely punish that guy Xiao Chen!

Li Wanjiang was also stunned, Xiao Chen is too arrogant, immediately bring him to me, if things are as I, Xu Aiqing, said, I will definitely punish him severely, and I will never tolerate it!

Then Xiao Chen shouted for grievances as soon as he came, the matter was not what Xu Haiming said at all, Your Majesty!

The minister also slapped him, but he insulted the minister first. The minister was already a disabled person, but he exposed his faults in public and added harsh words. The minister couldn't help it before hitting him.

Later, under the persuasion of several adults, the minister also felt that this move was a bit reckless, thinking that there is no need to stay overnight for such a small entanglement, it is better to apologize to Master Xu face to face, and the big guys will be fine if they make it clear.

Only then did Master Xu be invited to the humble house for a few drinks. Unexpectedly, Master Xu could not drink strong alcohol and became drunk after a few cups. The minister put him on the sedan chair and watched him leave... What Master Xu called the kidnapping Things, really where to start?

If the emperor doesn't believe it, please call Wang Anbang, Lu Jing, Ma Wuming and listen to what they have to say!

These two insisted on their own opinions, which made Li Wanjiang a little confused. He called all the people present last night and asked them to understand what was going on.

It seems that Xu Haiming was still dissatisfied with Xiao Chen's intention to interfere with the appointment of officials in Yanyun County, and he quarreled in front of me at the court meeting last time.

He is a person with a simple personality and serious work, and he probably can't understand Xiao Chen's usual domineering.

But speaking of it, it's still Xu Haiming's fault. He doesn't slap people in the face when he hits them, and he doesn't expose his faults when he swears.

Xiao Chen became a eunuch at a young age, this matter must be an eternal pain in his heart, but you use this to mock him in person, let alone Xiao Chen, who is not angry?

Xiao Chen slaps you lightly, if it is Gong Shouli, I'm afraid he will slap you half to death on the spot!

"In the final analysis, it is still Xiao Chen's fault!" Li Wanjiang was inclined towards Xiao Chen in his heart, so he scolded him first, "You rely on my favor for you, and you have always acted quite perversely. Many people have already told me I am impeaching you! Although I will not send you, but I am very angry, you have to be careful, maybe one day the old and new debts will be settled with you!"

Li Wanjiang didn't say it was today.

"I know I was wrong!" Xiao Chen's attitude of admitting his mistakes was also very good, but he said he knew his mistakes, but he didn't say he was guilty.

"Hmph! It's good that you know, now you apologize to Xu Haiming in front of me and all my lovers!" Li Wanjiang's voice was still stern.

"Of order!" Xiao Chen hastily bowed deeply to Xu Haiming, expressing his most sincere apology.

The emperor is obviously partial to Xiao Chen, what else can Xu Haiming say? I can only accept the apology reluctantly.

I thought to myself, Your Majesty, you probably don't know that this guy is Zhu Yuanqi, the former prince, right?

Otherwise, you would never be so used to him, let me tell you!

But even though the emperor personally made love with each other, the bond between the two of them was still knotted, and it would never be untied easily.

This is also a good thing.

Li Wanjiang likes to fight openly and secretly among his courtiers, so he can easily control it.

In fact, the other people who were present seemed to have a good relationship with Xiao Chen, but in fact they had secretly reported him to him.

Xu Haiming and Xiao Chen were just fighting openly, but they were fighting secretly.

Everyone has their own ghosts...