The Best Fake Eunuch

A gentleman is worthy of admiration, but many people keep it at a distance, because a gentleman's words and deeds are extremely upright, and he often teaches others, loyal words are always harsh, and good words are never pleasant.

Villains are despicable, but many people like to be friends with villains, because villains are tactful in dealing with things, good at observing words and expressions, and what they say and do makes you feel very comfortable, and getting along with them makes you feel very happy.

From the emperors and generals to the common people, in fact, most of them are like this.

Therefore, although many good officials have advised the emperor to be closer to the gentleman and farther away from the villain since ancient times, the effect is not very good.

Is Guan Zhong awesome? He also said the same thing to Duke Huan of Qi, and he said it clearly.

Is Duke Huan of Qi awesome? But he knew that what Guan Zhong said was reasonable, but he just didn't listen, so that he was killed by the villain in the palace for dozens of days, and no one knew that his body was full of maggots.

This illustrates a truth, the emperor is also a human being, and he is not perfect.

What kind of sons and grandsons of dragons are all nonsense, or is it Chen Sheng and Wu Guang who tell the truth, princes, generals, and relatives?

Xiao Chen is also a human being, and a modern man with advanced ideas.

So not only did he not have any basic respect for the emperor Li Wanjiang, he also didn't take his status as a prince seriously.

He is not a gentleman, nor is he a villain. He can get along well no matter with a villain or a gentleman.

In fact, he got on well with everyone.

After bidding farewell to Wang Anbang, he went straight to Jinyiwei Dudu's Mansion and found Zhu Xiaochuan.

You don't have to beat around the bush when talking to Zhu Xiaochuan, just tell him that's what my little brother means, what he thinks.

Don't ask me why I have to save this stranger Chen Jisheng, there must be a reason anyway, I can't tell you...

My thoughts are all my own. Whether it is right or wrong is up to you, Mr. Zhu.

Whether it turns out to be a disaster or a blessing in the future is none of my business.

"Didn't you put me on the fire, kid?" Zhu Xiaochuan couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this.

"Didn't your brother roast me too? That taste is also very uncomfortable, and it's time for you to experience it for yourself." Xiao Chen was confident.

"That's because you're lucky. I may not be as lucky as you." Zhu Xiaochuan said.

"It's not because of some luck that your brother can be the governor of Jinyiwei, right?" Xiao Chen said.

Of course not.

The person who can sit in this position is no longer a human being, but a human being.

Therefore, Xiao Chen didn't need to talk too much with him, he thought it would be beneficial, so he would do it naturally, and if he thought it was harmful, he wouldn't do it even if you said it was bad.

Xiao Chen came here just to touch him, as for whether he has a tacit understanding?

It's up to him.

Go back to Kunning Palace and return to Murong Danqiu. I have done my best as a slave, and the rest can only be fate.

"You did a good job, it's already beyond my expectations." Murong Danqiu's tone was also quite gentle.

"From the beginning to the end, I didn't mention your name, my mother, so that even if there is any trouble in the future, I will bear it myself as a slave, and it will never affect you." Xiao Chen continued to claim credit.

"Well, I know, but I really don't know how to reward you?" Murong Danqiu was really troubled.

"It's only natural for a slave to do things for the empress, and it's his duty, so what reward do you want?" Xiao Chen slapped his chest loudly, with a loyal look on his face.

"But if the empress really wants to reward her, she can just reward the slave and eat it with one mouthful." The next thing is not human.

"I'll give you a few bites!" Murong Danqiu covered his mouth and smiled.

The smile was so charming that Xiao Chen was so fascinated for a moment...

"Then the slave doesn't dare to accept this reward, so let's say goodbye?" Xiao Chen was about to leave after finishing his business.

Now that his status has gradually become prominent, there are countless eyes on him in the palace, so he is becoming more and more cautious in doing things now, and the specific performance is to keep a distance from Murong Danqiu as much as possible.

Except for the occasional two crazy words, basically no more hands and feet to her.

"I haven't allowed you to leave yet! You can talk to me for a while, hey, did you hear that! Why are you in such a hurry?" Xiao Chen was in such a hurry that the queen couldn't even call him.

"Go to Tangli Palace to meet Concubine Liang." Xiao Chen said without turning his head.

"Why did you see her?" Murong Danqiu was surprised.

"Send her erotic pictures." Xiao Chen kept walking.

"Oh, so it's to send erotic pictures... huh?" Murong Danqiu's face turned pale, but Xiao Chen had already rushed out.

I call you a bold thief minion!

Believe it or not, I will slap you?

Erotic pictures?

Heard of it, never seen it.

But I don't know what kind of obscene scenes are painted on it?

I can't think about it, but I can't help thinking about it.

Suddenly, I felt my heart beating very hard.

Because spring is here.

Dozens of beautifully framed erotic pictures, of course not all of them can be given to the hungry Concubine Liang.

Xiao Chen just casually gave her a few volumes and it was considered a job.

Let’s review the rest by myself first, of course I don’t like this thing, I just look at it critically, you know?

Zhuge Xiaosheng, Wei Yuntian, Wen Shanchang, and Ye Baiqing couldn't help admiring this big box of erotic pictures.

Boss, can you really do it, use the priceless authentic Lin Daozi's landscape, and exchange it for such a bunch of broken things?

"Liu Qingchen, a failed candidate, has talent, but he is too dissolute, behaves badly, and specializes in these dirty things. It really insults my gentleness among scholars!"

As an orthodox literati, Ye Baiqing looked down on such unprovoked literati.

"This man must be a talented man, otherwise he wouldn't be able to paint the subtleties and moments so vividly." Zhuge Xiaosheng picked up a book and flipped through it a few times before throwing it aside.

"Hey, hey, do you think this pose is okay? It looks awkward, could it be that he just scribbled on it?" Wei Yuntian was still a virgin, his face was red, but he couldn't let go of the book.

"Let you read and write with Xiaosheng and Bai Qing, you are lazy and sleep, you are so energetic!" Xiao Chen snatched the album, and gave him a pat on the head.

But I saw that there were several kits in the box, I took it out and opened one, but inside was a bronze bell the size of a finger belly?

"What is this?" Xiao Chen held it in the palm of his hand, and put it in front of the lamp to examine it carefully.

Wang Anbang only said that it was something used in the room for fun, but he didn't say what it was, and he probably couldn't say it.

Suddenly felt the small copper bell buzzing and vibrating in the palm of his hand, Xiao Chen was so frightened that he shook his hand and landed on the table, but it was still spinning endlessly like a small spinning top.

"Hehe, why is there such a thing?" Wen Shanchang smiled in surprise.

"What is it? What is it for? How can it turn by itself? Is there some mechanical spring in it? Hey, it smells so good."

Wei Yuntian saw the Burmese bell spinning for a while and then stopped, he squeezed it in his hands curiously, and put it on his nose to smell it, it had a very strange fragrance.

Looking up but seeing and hearing a lot, Ye Baiqing and Zhuge Xiaosheng also looked very strange, what does it mean to be smiling but not smiling?