The Best Fake Eunuch

"Okay, then no thanks, let's get down to business? The island owner thinks, how to deal with Nanchen Zhongtian is the best?" This is Ren Tiantang's territory, and Xiao Chen can't turn his back on customers, he still has to listen to her.

"If you don't mention it, I'll forget about him." Ren Tiantang smiled, "Pijiang, bring some men and go and catch all Xiao Chen's friends. They have provoked the distinguished guests on the island, the Dragon King of the Sea. Let's do it." How can the master sit idly by? Turn them all over to the Dragon King!"

"Yes!" Ren Pijiang agreed loudly, turned around and left, and turned around to the stunned Ling'er when he reached the door and said, "Aunt Ling'er, you are here to help too!"

"Ah?" Ling'er was so surprised, are you serious?

Didn't you just say that everyone is a family, and this is going to attack the family?

It's too fast to change your face, you guys.

"Go ahead, let everyone come over, let's plead guilty to the Sea Dragon King, maybe he can spare our lives for the sake of the island owner." Xiao Chen laughed.

"Oh...Jiangzi." Ling'er finally came to her senses and went with Ren Pijiang.

"Island Master Ren, what are your plans?" Xiao Chen asked.

"Hmph, when we were making out just now, I called him little baby, but now I'm calling you the island owner?" Ren Tiantang slightly annoyed.

"Uh... this, this." Xiao Chen rarely blushed slightly.

"Who is that Yun'er?" Ren Tiantang asked lazily.

"Ah? She is this...a friend." Xiao Chen angered Ling'er, what nonsense did the little girl say, her!

Can you say that your brother and I are in love with the imperial concubine in front of my little baby?

"Is she beautiful?" Every question Ren Tiantang asked seemed difficult to answer.

"Well, it's not bad." Xiao Chen said.

"Better than Ouyang Yunxiu?" Ren Tiantang asked again.

"How do you know..." Xiao Chen was shocked, but after thinking about it, she must have known, otherwise she would not know that she is a member of the Five Dragons, because the first time she used this skill was in the On Ouyang Yunxiu.

So how on earth did she know about this?

"Your beauty is really not shallow." Ren Tiantang snorted, "You have enjoyed such a beauty!"

"It's not like this." Xiao Chen still wanted to explain meaninglessly.

"What is that like?" Ren Tiantang stood up, sat on his lap, and nibbled his earlobe, "Is she better than me?"

"Island owner, you..." Xiao Chen was passive again.

This time he was really passive, because he didn't move at all, only Ren Tiantang moved...

There are poems to prove it: the willow branches are gently swayed by the wind, the begonia sits upside down on the lotus platform, the boundless fallen trees are rustling, and the endless Yangtze River is rolling in!

It's like the torrential river, and it's like the Yellow River is flooding, and it's out of control.

So much so that the wind and cloud changed color, the sky shook, until the underwater volcano erupted, magma spewed out, and the water in the river was boiled, all these things gradually calmed down.

There are also poems to prove: Begonia waits for the rain and dew, misses the concubine's date at the court, knows the tide has faith, and marry and play with the tide!

The tide-player Xiao Chen was exhausted, but Begonia Hua'er was still charming and beautiful...

"You are still a five-dragon spirit gathering, I think you are a worm!" Ren Tiantang's words were too exaggerated!

But Xiao Chen is also powerless to refute, the evidence is conclusive, the problem is.

In fact, Xiao Chen is not a worm, but at this moment, he really can't pull himself together and concentrate on doing such things. Speaking of which, Island Master, you are really serious enough!

Can we come back after we kill the sea dragon king?

This person is not dead, I feel uneasy, just now I have been worried that he will suddenly rush in... The harmed people are now like this.

Are you satisfied?

But Ren Tiantang was clearly dissatisfied, with resentment in his eyes.

Just now, he was so devoted to you that it was... like that, but who are you thinking about absent-mindedly?

"Dragon King of the Sea, Nanchen Zhongtian." Xiao Chen said.

"Ah, why are you mentioning him at this time?" Ren Tiantang frowned.

"I will never forget him." Xiao Chen said.

"You're such a disappointment!" Ren Tiantang bit him hard angrily, then got up reluctantly.

But Shangguan Qiji helped Qianyeling treat the wound, applied the golden sore medicine, and stuffed a medicine for internal injuries into her mouth, and within a cup of tea, Qianyeling woke up slowly.

The beautiful eyes are looking forward to, bleak and dull, but there is no joy of resurrection from death.

"You don't need to thank me. If you want to thank me, thank God for the fate that God bestowed on us." Shangguan Qiji comforted her.

"I have no fate with you, you ugly bastard!" Qianye Ling's gratitude came from the bottom of her heart.

"Look at you Qianye, what are you talking about? It's just my appearance. It's a good-looking type. After you look at it for a long time, you will like it more and more. It's not like Xiao Chen's little white face. Handsome, in fact, it is gold and jade, with a silver-like pewter tip, which is not useful, and has no masculinity of a man!" Shangguan Qiji said.

"I'd rather die than listen to your disgusting words! You'd better kill me, please." Qianye Ling pretended to retch.

In fact, she didn't want to die anymore, she was just impulsive just now, thinking about it now, she was really too confused!

It's not worth it to die for the old bastard Nanchen Zhongtian, right?

He should die!

"Say that again!" Shangguan Qiji severely criticized her, "If I was willing to kill you, wouldn't I have killed you sooner? Why bother to save you?"

"I didn't ask you to save me!" Qianye Ling said.

"Then you should also agree with your body." Shangguan Qiji said.

"Don't touch me!" Chiba Ling screamed.

"I touched you just now, your skin is really white and juicy, just like tender tofu, but to be honest, your body is a little weak, whether it is yang deficiency or yin deficiency, that old devil It's been a long time since I spoiled you? Tsk tsk tsk, for a young woman like you, I'm afraid of this, because why..."

Shangguan Qiji analyzed Qianye Ling's current physical condition from a medical point of view, and everything he said was very correct and not bad at all.

At first, Qianye Ling thought he was talking nonsense and had nothing good to say, but unexpectedly, all kinds of discomforts in his body were covered by him!

Every night you will feel extremely itchy all over the body, right?

This is because your kidney qi is insufficient, the urination is not smooth, and the toxins accumulate and have nowhere to be released, and they penetrate into your subcutaneous layer from the inside out, which is the inner layer of the skin, so it makes your heart itchy.

It goes without saying that the Silver Island where you live is very humid, right?

But you should be from the northern part of Japan, at least you grew up there, because your skin has adapted to the dry climate, once it is attacked by moisture, it will also produce the poison of dampness, which adheres to your pores, causing You itch from the outside in.

It's a physical condition, and of course a psychological one.

Let me ask you, once upon a time, did you feel empty, lonely, or cold?

"Yes!" Qianye Ling blurted out.

"It is also because of the restlessness of the seven emotions and the dissatisfaction of the six desires. What are the seven emotions? They are joy, anger, worry, thought, sadness, fear, and shock; what are the six desires? They are the eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, and mind... ..."

In the area of ​​medical theory, Shangguan is a professional in abandoning illnesses.