The Best Fake Eunuch

First of all, I would like to say that the big bump on Zoyama Saji’s head can’t get rid of it, it’s okay to be unsightly. If you turn over and touch it, you will wake up in pain immediately!

The medical officer was very surprised when he saw it. It is said that the swelling caused by this kind of trauma will disappear soon, but the swelling of you, Mr. Tiger, is not only not swelling, but why is it getting bigger and bigger?

Feels like it's going to explode.

He said to apply some ointment and lotion to reduce swelling and blood stasis, but it didn't work, because no matter what the medicine was, as long as it touched his swollen bump, he would scream like a slaughtered pig in pain.

It is said that he is also a martial arts practitioner, and he has been injured more than once, but he screamed loudly, which shows that the pain is quite intense.

Although the medical officer was helpless, it was still a traumatic injury.

But the ninja Momokiro suffered internal injuries!

Didn't he have feces and urine after he received three injections from Shangguan Qiji?

It's okay to embarrass yourself in public, because after all, he's wearing a mask...

But the sequelae left behind really bothered him a lot.

Because the sphincter is always in a very relaxed state, whenever he feels the need to defecate, it will be too late.

That's fine, but Shangguan Qiji shot the silver needles in his three acupoints, Zifu and Xiadantian, but they remained in his body, and he couldn't get them out no matter what.

It felt like he was working along the blood flow in his blood vessels, because he would feel the dull pain of needle pricks from time to time, which made his hair stand on end.

It was also fortunate that Shangguan Qiji didn't want to kill anyone at that time, so he shot him in the lower third, otherwise the three silver needles would have swam to his heart long ago and stabbed him to death!

It's sad enough to have a stick in the throat, but what does it feel like to have three silver needles in the body?

All in all it was unbearable.

As for Hengdu Saburo, he is still the mildest symptom, but he has lost a full mouth of teeth, and now his mouth looks like an old lady. Needless to say, the most uncomfortable thing for him is to eat porridge and soup for every meal. .

Originally a very stout five-short figure, these few days have become as thin as Xiao Ye.

It feels like there is nothing to look forward to this day.

It was Ling'er who saw the virtues of the three of them, asked kindly, and after listening to their troubles, pointed out a clear way for them to find the fat man.

That's right, it's the fat man who beat you up like this.

So they organized a group to ask Shangguan Qiji for advice this time, and they really asked for advice.

"Not in the mood." How could Shangguan Qiji have the mood to heal them now, the wound in his heart is still dripping with blood!

I pity you, who the hell pity me?

"Fatty, now they are all on their own, so you can help me out, even for my sake." Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"By the way, you haven't paid me the one hundred and fifty taels of silver you owe me!" Shangguan Qiji suddenly remembered that he hadn't settled the debt yet.

I got a few hundred taels of gold before, but I didn't take this little bit of silver to heart. Now that I am poor and empty again, one hundred and fifty taels is a huge sum of money.

"Here, the one hundred and fifty taels is for beating someone, can I give you another one hundred and fifty taels for saving people?" Xiao Chen hurriedly agreed.

"Let's round up five hundred taels." Shangguan Qiji pointed at Hengdu Sanlang and said, "I'll give this bastard a piece of silver for every tooth."

"Ah? Mr. Shangguan, do you know how to do teeth?" Hengdu Saburo was so surprised that tears almost filled his eyes!

"If you lose your head, I can make another one for you!" Shangguan Qiji said, "Let me tell you, Ang, I don't look at Xiao Chen's face, nor his money, but I look at Qianye and I. I only help you because of the friendship between the ladies, if you see Miss Chiba in the future, you have to explain this to her, you know?"

We understand, the three of them nodded hurriedly.

"Hey, hey, who the hell, let me use your lancet!" Shangguan Qiji glanced at Ling'er who was walking on the deck with a bird, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to call her over.

"Aren't you going to jump into the sea, Brother Fat?" Linger strolled over and took out a lancet and handed it to him, "Why do you want to change it to suicide?"

"Go, go! Don't mess with me, don't bother me!" Shangguan Qiji snatched the lancet.

Ling'er just giggled, but the little parrot next to her was already annoyed, her eyes widened, and she opened her mouth to curse, "Fake squid, fat man!"

The little parrot only recognizes Linger as its master, and the rest are not birds, no matter who they are, even if Xiao Chen scolds Linger, it will add bad words.

"Oh, I'll take you flat-haired bastard!" Shangguan Qiji grabbed it, put the knife on its neck, and said viciously, "You have the guts to curse again!"

"Jamaicai!" The little parrot blinked twice, and immediately confessed.

"Sooner or later, you will be stewed." Shangguan Qiji threw it away, and suddenly swung the knife directly to Zuoshan Zuozhi's face.

"Oh!" Zuoshan Saji thought he was going to save someone, but unexpectedly it was murder, unable to dodge, he could only close his eyes and suffer death.

I only felt a sharp pain in my forehead, and then I felt blood flowing across my face... Why does it smell so bad?

When he opened his eyes, he realized that he was not dead, Shangguan Qiji just cut open the swelling on his head with a knife, and the pus inside splashed out all over his face, it was fishy and smelly.

"What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and wash it up, it's so fucking dead, next one." Shangguan Qiji was cured and it was time to call it a day.

"Mr. Shangguan, is this all right?" Zuoshan Saji felt that it was a little too hasty. If it was that simple, I would have come by myself long ago, so there is no need to beg you?

"Nonsense!" Shangguan Qiji stopped talking to him, motioned for the ninja Momotaro to come over, stretched out his hand and massaged his belly twice, then looked around, as if he was looking for something...

"Hey, little beast, come here." He saw the little parrot at a glance.

"Jamaicai!" The little parrot felt that the fat man was harboring ill intentions towards him, so not only did he not come over, but he even hid in Ling'er's arms.

"Lend me a feather for use." Shangguan Qiji came over and tried to catch it, but he didn't know why he wanted the feathers of other people's parrots?

"NO!" The little parrot directly refused.

"What the hell are you an iron rooster? You can't pull out a hair? Then Ling'er, you can pull out one." Shangguan Qiji said, stretching out his hand to pull off one of Ling'er's long hair,

Twisting it in his hand and directly stabbing it into Tao Mulang's nose, speaking of his treatment method, it is really extremely rare.

Ah Choo! Ah Choo! Ah Choo!

Tao Mulang had a sore nose, turned his head and sneezed three times in succession.

snatch! snatch! snatch! With three soft beeps, three silver needles shot out from his nose and nailed into the deck.

That's the end of it.

As for crossing Saburo, it's a little troublesome.

Because there is no material for pouring on the ship, no matter whether it is gold or silver teeth, they can't get it out for a while, so we can only go back to the shore.

Saburo Hengdu was very disappointed, but he didn't dare to say anything, he just kept nodding and bowing.