The Best Fake Eunuch

"Draw out the sword." Fu Yan couldn't bear it anymore, and decided to fight the fat man!

"Are you an opponent?" Shangguan Qiji breathed out his nose, "But your knife is pretty good, where did you get it?"

"Of course, this is the Qiushui Yanling Saber bestowed by the emperor to the boss. It was forged by the Imperial Treasure Supervisor. It is the only one in the world." Fu Yan said proudly.

This knife is definitely a precious knife, but Liu Fuhai, the former head of the Imperial Treasure Supervisor, made it himself. It has an exquisite shape, and the blade cuts iron like mud.

But the most valuable thing is not the knife itself, but its significance.

Do you still remember the imperial poem that Li Wanjiang gave to Xiao Chen?

The general Beizheng is bold and bold, with the autumn water, wild goose and moon sword across his waist, the wind blows and the drums move the mountains and rivers, the lightning flashes the flags, the sun and the moon are high, the unicorn in the sky is the original species, how can the ants in the cave escape? On the day of the general's return, I and Ai Qing will take off our battle robes!

This knife is not only gifted by the emperor, but also blessed by the allusions of the imperial poems, so it is not an exaggeration to say that it is priceless.

Xiao Chen didn't take it seriously at all, and he didn't know how to use a knife. Mainly, so he gave it to Fu Yan, but Fu Yan wrote a poem and declined.

Later, Xiao Chen got the treasured sword Wu Luolan gave him, and even regarded this Qiushui Yanling sword as a shoe, and asked Fu Yan if he wanted it? Just throw it away, Fu Yan accepted it.

Of course, there is a reason for Xiao Chen to give the sword. He said that Fu Yan was very brave in the battle against the northern Xinjiang tribe, so he gave this precious royal bestowed sword as a gift. For example, Li Wanjiang must have known about it, so he wouldn't be able to fart.

"Give me this knife, and I'll knock out all your teeth." Shangguan Qiji naturally knew how valuable this knife was, so he coveted it.

"This is what the boss gave me, can I give it to you?" Fu Yan couldn't possibly give it to him, "Besides, you don't know how to use a knife."

"Then tell me, who took my gold and gold coins?" Shangguan Qiji stared into Fu Yan's eyes, feeling that he was also quite suspicious.

"Then how would I know?" Fu Yan categorically denied it, but he didn't dare to meet Shangguan Qiji's sharp eyes, put away his sword, and said to him, "Are you going to fight me? If you don't fight, I will fight you." Went to Ang for dinner."

"Is it Linger, that brat?" Shangguan Qiji suddenly became suspicious.

"No, no, no, Ling'er is not that kind of person." Fu Yan shook his head, "I saw that they killed a cow and had beef to eat at night, I have poor teeth, even if I eat beef tendon, I can't chew it. "

"It's either Ling'er or you!" Shangguan Qiji felt that this son was already very suspicious.

"Oh! How can you doubt me? May I ask if you have any evidence? If you don't have evidence, don't throw people indiscriminately... Besides, what are you doing to doubt me and Ling'er? Why don't you doubt the boss, he It's not like you don't know how greedy that person is for money." Fu Yan explained feebly.

"Hmph, Xiao Chen, Xiao Ye, Jack, and Wilson are all without suspicion, only you two guys are the biggest suspects, I warn you, return the gold to me as soon as possible, if I find out, hehe! My fat man You all know the tricks!" Shangguan Qiji was knocking the mountain to shock the tiger, striking the grass to startle the snake.

"Don't talk nonsense. If you don't want to treat my teeth, you just pull it down. What's the use of talking about it?" Fu Yan walked away in a hurry.

Shangguan Qiji decided to formally investigate this matter. During dinner, he found Xiao Ye first, put his arms around his thin neck and asked him, "Brother, are you kissing me?"

"Dear!" Xiao Ye replied casually while he was chewing on the bull's head.

"That brother wants to borrow some gold flowers from you, is it alright?" Shangguan Qiji said.

"Yeah." Xiao Ye wiped his hands on his clothes, and after groping in his pocket for a long time, he found two small pieces of silver, "I don't have any gold, only silver, I'll give it all to you, Fat Brother."

It wasn't because Xiao Ye was stingy, he had already given everything he had.

"It's not enough." Shangguan Qiji sighed, "You need a few hundred taels of gold. By the way, does Ling'er have any? If it doesn't work, I'll ask her to borrow some."

"Sister Ling'er, she..." Before Xiao Ye finished speaking, the little parrot suddenly flew over and landed on Xiao Ye's shoulder.

Shouting into his ear, "Eating can't stop your mouth!"

But it imitated Ling'er's voice, the crispness was so lifelike, everyone gasped in admiration when they saw it, Linger, your twenty gold coins are not in vain, it's worth buying this bird.

Shangguan Qiji squinted his eyes, and stared coldly at Linger, who was buried in eating, the suspicion of a little bastard was getting bigger and bigger!

After the meal, Zuoshan Saji, Yoshito Saburo, and Tao Mulang were summoned, ordering, you guys, sneak into Linger's bedroom for me at night, and steal all her things from me!

Tao Mulang is a very powerful ninja, to him, picking the door and slipping the lock is simply child's play.

"Ah? Stealing Miss Linger's things? Boss, are you sure?" Tao Mulang, Zuoshan Saji, and Watu Saburo are all Shangguan abandoners now. They have followed suit and called Shangguan the boss. .

The boss asked them to kill and set fire, there is no problem at all, let alone stealing things... But the problem is stealing Ling'er girl.

There is a problem here, she is too powerful, on this boat, if Xiao Chen is the big boss, then she is the little boss.

I heard that she is also very small-minded, and she belongs to the kind who must take revenge.

If you offend her, then you have to die or be injured?

"With me around, are you afraid of a fart?" Shangguan Qiji said, "If you are sent to do such a trivial thing and want to shirk, then what use do I want you to be!"

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In desperation, the three of them had no choice but to obey their orders. After they came out, they got together to discuss what to do?

There is an old saying that walls have ears, the three of them lowered their heads and whispered, but no one saw a little bird on the cabin roof tilting its head and listening.

Speaking of such a confidential matter, they really shouldn't discuss it on deck...

So the three of them hadn't made up their minds yet, and Ling'er had come to the door aggressively!

"What do you three bastards want to do?" After hearing the secret report from the little parrot, Ling'er immediately came to Shangguan Qiji to question the three accomplices first!

"Ah? Ours, working here to enjoy the shade." Zuoshan Saji hurriedly said.

"Fart! The three of you are planning to sneak into this girl's cabin to steal things later, do you think I don't know?" Ling'er directly explained their plot.

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How shocked the three of them heard it!

I only know Miss Ling'er that you are world-class in lightness, but I don't know that you can pinch and count!

But then you have to listen to our sophistry...

"Go, go, stop talking nonsense, get the hell out of here, is the fat man in there?" Ling'er didn't care about the three of their little followers, either, if there was a grievance and a debtor, she would settle with the master culprit.

Hi!

The three hurriedly moved away, and stretched out their hands together to wink and wink at Shangguan Qiji's cabin, pointing fingers, indicating that the person you are looking for is inside right now!