The Best Fake Eunuch

"Ibrahimovic, there is no need to say more, the boss will not leave." Fu Yan said, "We brothers will not leave either, let's find a way to deal with this big octopus together."

"Pass my commander-in-chief to Wu Hanming, let them go farther away, otherwise, when the boss kills the sea monster later, be careful to splash a boat of blood!" Xiao Chen's words were so uplifting .

But Wu Hanming, who saw the semaphore, refused to carry out the commander's order. Instead of driving away, he led ten warships to approach.

Damn Han Ming dared to disobey his boss' orders?

Wu Hanming sent back a simple semaphore, 'I will not accept the order of the emperor abroad. '

"Isn't that nonsense? Tell him to get out of here quickly, otherwise the military law will deal with him!" Xiao Chen said angrily.

Wu Hanming returned to the semaphore again, this time it was simpler, with only four words, 'We live and die together'.

What the hell.

They don't listen to the boss at all!

I will settle accounts with you later, and now I will find a way to kill this big octopus.

Otherwise, the big guys will all be finished.

But it is not easy to handle.

It is said that the brothers are all very capable. They can catch dragons in the sky and subdue tigers in the mountains, but they can't do anything in the sea.

First of all, my boss, I can't swim...

Fu Yan can't do it, Baili can't do it, Ling'er can't do it, the fat man doesn't know if he can do it?

"Don't look at me, I'm just a fucking dog planer!" Shangguan Qiji told Zuoshan George, "When the ship sinks, you guys have to protect me well!"

Hi!

Zuoshan Saji and Momokiro both agreed loudly, saying boss, don't worry, we are not good on the shore, but we are very capable in the water!

We have been children of fishermen since we were young. Generally, it is no problem to hold our breath in the sea for an hour or two, or to swim back and forth in the waves for more than ten miles.

"Ibrahimovic, is there any way to deal with this guy?" Xiao Chen asked.

"There is only one way, to break the anchor chain and lead it out of the sea, so as to have a chance to kill it." Ibrahimovic said.

"I rely on the anchor chain to collapse so tight now, if you break it all at once, our boat will capsize?" Shangguan Qiji said hastily.

Although Ibrahimovic commanded the warship to turn the rudder left and right, the anchor chain was still not loose, and it was getting tighter and tighter, "The anchor chain rubbed violently on the wooden winch, and smoke came out...

"We can only take a risk." Ibrahimovic said, "Otherwise the anchor chain will break later, and the consequences will be the same."

"Then how do we get him if he floats up?" Fu Yan asked, "The muzzle of our cannon can't go down, so can we kill it with guns and bows and arrows?"

"If you can't kill them, you can only concentrate and bombard them with heavy artillery fire, maybe there is still a chance." Ibrahimovic said.

"Aren't you scared and stupid, kid?" Shangguan Qiji was furious, "Aren't our cannons useless!"

"Ibrahimovic is not talking about the cannons on our battleship." Xiao Chen said, "He means that after we attract the sea monsters, let Hamming and the others attack them with cannon fire."

Shangguan Qiji was shocked when he heard the words, what the hell, what if we hit us?

Ibrahimovic was silent, and gave him a meaningful look.

Got it, you kid, are you going to die with the sea monster?

Then I will forgive you Ang!

"Actually, we don't have to use cannons to hit it, we can use other methods..." Ling'er said softly.

"Then what's the use?" Xiao Chen asked.

"Ah? Ask me?" Ling'er was just talking to herself with her brain open.

"Nonsense!" Xiao Chen said.

"Then I really said Ang, don't scold me if I'm wrong!" Ling'er said ugly words first.

"Forgive your innocence." Xiao Chen said.

Ling'er has many ways.

First of all, bows and arrows must not hurt sea monsters, right? Then let's use spearguns, shall we? Can you use a spear? Although there is no ballista on board, it is also possible to use throwing ones.

You can also ask the fat brother to put some poison on the tip of the gun to seal the throat with blood, can we poison it to death?

Can not be done? How about we strap dynamite packs to the spears? Isn't this equivalent to a large rocket? As long as you hit it right, you can blast a big hole in it, right?

Besides, cannons can't fire cannonballs, but we can use throwing ones. It's too heavy to throw out and not far away?

Do you know the chain hammer? As long as the projectile is tied with a rope, can't it be thrown far, far away with such a round of force?

Although it's not as good as the range of a cannon, I reckon it's about the same...

"Don't tell me, these bad ideas of the little girl seem to be really feasible, Ibrahimovic?" Could it be that Xiao Chen praised Ling'er.

"It's useless to swing the projectile out, and the speed is not enough to cause any damage at all, but the subordinates think that the method of binding gunpowder bags on the spear can be tried!" Thinking ready.

Also be prepared to break the anchor chain at any time!

"Wait a minute." Ling'er was happy to see that her little idea was approved by the big guy, so she had another idea.

"Didn't you say that it is dangerous to break the anchor chain directly, and the ship may capsize? Then we can continue, can we find a few good water people to dive down to provoke the sea monster and attract it directly? "Linger's idea sounds like it is feasible.

But there are two small problems.

First, this is a mission with no return, because the result of provoking sea monsters at the bottom of the sea is obvious and certain death.

This is not a problem, because there are some brave warriors on board.

Second, according to the analysis of the length of the anchor chain, the current location of this sea monster is about 100 meters underwater. Although there are many soldiers who are proficient in water, who can dive to such a deep place?

Linger definitely can't, otherwise she will be the first to go down!

Sure enough, many brothers on the ship took the initiative to ask for a fight, willing to carry out this death-defying mission, but none of them had the experience of diving to a depth of more than 100 meters, at most tens of meters to the sky.

So sending them down is the same as sending them to death, it doesn't make any sense.

"If it doesn't work, then I'll do it." Zoyama Saji sighed and raised his hand.

"Can you build a mountain?" Xiao Chen was overjoyed.

"Yes." Zoyama Saji said that he can go down, but if he comes up alive, he can't.

"Hey, I can do it too, one of you will replace me!" shouted Saburo Yoshidu, who was carrying the winch.

"Then the three of us will go down together." Tao Mulang took a deep breath and asked to join the battle.

The heroic performance of these three little devils really impressed the big guys!

"Okay, regardless of life or death, the three of you are top performers!" Xiao Chen said, "I will worship you if you are dead, and I will reward you if you are alive!"

"Hi Yi!" The three of them bowed deeply to Xiao Chen together, then turned around and bowed to the boss Shangguan Qiji together, their eyes were quite sincere, because this was considered as the last farewell.

Shangguan Qiji was very moved. After all, these three are also his confidantes, so it would be a pity that they are gone.