The Best Fake Eunuch

Xiao Ye was enraged.

In other words, since he went down the mountain with Xiao Chen with an axe, he has never suffered such a disadvantage.

Not only was he beaten back twice by the opponent, he even lost his weapon.

Even though the opponent is a monster, that is tolerable or unbearable!

After being pulled back by Fu Yan, he whirled on the deck angrily.

Like a raging little tiger.

Looking around again, it seems to be looking for something?

He caught a glimpse of a three-clawed iron hook tied to the ship's side for hooking local warships, and he grabbed it in his hand, and asked Fu Yan to borrow his Qiushui Yanling Saber.

But I heard the soldiers shouting loudly, but it was the big guys who threw all the spears on the boat.

Although the combined attack of the spear and the gunpowder pack failed to cause any effective damage to the monster, it forced the monster to wave its tentacles to resist. Now that the spears are all used up, the monster has no scruples and begins to slowly approach...

Said that those big eyes are really frighteningly scary.

You see the boss is petrified by it...

Xiao Chen was not intimidated by the sea monster, but bravely invaded the sea monster's sea of ​​consciousness with his strong willpower!

Originally, he didn't want to do this, but the sea monster's eyes are too protruding, and he can't help but want to look at him all the time, and when he meets him, he suddenly thinks... Who said animals are unconscious?

Now that you have consciousness, then you have the sea of ​​consciousness, the sea of ​​consciousness, I can make gestures with you, my lord!

Young master, I have fought with people in the sea of ​​consciousness, and I haven't lost yet. Besides, you are a monster? I can also summon dragons.

But when Xiao Chen entered the sea of ​​consciousness of the sea monster, he realized that this is really a sea, and it is also a deep sea, because the bottom is the bottom of the sea, and there is no sunlight above his head. In the cold darkness, he can't see anything at all. , can only feel the piercing seawater seeping through his skin, almost freezing his blood.

What about people... No, where about monsters?

The monster was beside him, and it was close at hand. A soft tentacle wrapped around his waist silently, and by the time he woke up, it was too late!

Struggling with all his strength, he couldn't escape at all. He was about to call the water dragon to rescue him, but suddenly he heard an old voice in his head, "Human, who are you?"

This is a very strange language, Xiao Chen is sure that he has never heard it, neither in his previous life nor in this life, but he just understands it.

Moreover, although this voice is close to the ear, it feels very far away, so far away that it is beyond imagination...

This feeling is so weird.

"Human, where are you from?" the old voice asked again.

"I'm a Chinese human! What kind of monster are you?" Xiao Chen was somewhat nervous, so he subconsciously opened his mouth to speak, spit out a stream of bubbles, and then suddenly realized, what the hell, this is the bottom of the sea!

Shut up quickly, but the consciousness has already spread.

"Where is Huaxia?" The old voice said that he didn't know.

"Eastern Continent." Xiao Chen said in his heart that he is a monster after all, so if he doesn't understand people's words, he will make you angry.

But it is also very strange that it can speak human language.

"What?" The old voice still didn't know.

"Earth!" Xiao Chen got a little angry.

"Which Earth?" The old voice was silent for a while before asking again.

"How many earths are there?" Xiao Chen felt that it was indeed very difficult to communicate with non-human beings.

"Which galaxy?" But this old monster even knows about galaxies?

"The Milky Way." Xiao Chen said in his heart that you just met me, otherwise this year, this year, in the world at this moment, no one would know what the Milky Way is?

And I just so happen to know.

"There are more than three million earths in the Milky Way, which one are you on?" the old voice asked.

"More than three million... one?" Xiao Chen suddenly felt confused, and his IQ seemed to be lowered suddenly.

I really don't know about this, are there so many? Can't.

Suddenly his eyes lit up, and a huge spiral galaxy flashed out. If Xiao Chen saw it right, this should be the Milky Way, right?

Otherwise, it would not be so familiar.

"Human, where are you?" The old voice continued to ask.

"We should be here..." Xiao Chen still remembered that the solar system should be in the spiral arm of the Milky Way, probably in the third position from the outside to the inside.

But when he was about to point his finger, he stopped suddenly.

"Why are you asking this?" Xiao Chen felt that his conversation with the other party was too fucking passive.

I'm here to fight with you, not to answer your questions.

It should be my turn after you asked for a long time, "Are you an alien?"

"I'm on an alien planet, but I'm not a human being." The old voice said, "I'm an intelligent creature, and you are all lower creatures."

Listen to who said this?

"Are you sure?" Xiao Chen was so surprised to hear this statement.

"I don't know where the problem is, but you should all be destroyed, this universe is not suitable for you to survive, you are just useless garbage waste they created, pathetic slave servants, leaving you will only pollute the universe... ...tell me where you are, and I'll destroy you," said the old voice.

"Are you kidding me?" How shocked Xiao Chen was when he heard this.

"No, survival and destruction are the rules, not a joke." The old voice said, "In fact, we have sent cleaners to clean up your galaxy, but obviously it hasn't been cleaned up. Since I can feel your brain waves, Then you should exist...and evolve, which is not good."

So what you're trying to say is...

"I think our Cleaners should have been interfered by your creators. They really shouldn't have done this. Don't they know that when you evolve to leave this galaxy, it is the beginning of the destruction of the universe?"

So what you want to do is...

"Since you can establish contact with me through our clearer, it means that your IQ is already quite high, so please tell me your location, and I promise to destroy you in the shortest possible time."

Xiao Chen felt that his IQ should not be high enough for this guy to appreciate.

"Who are they and where are you?"

"They are your gods, I am far away from you, very far away..." The old voice answered all questions.

"So if I don't tell you, you can't find us, right?"

"It's very difficult."

"Then your Cleaners can't contact you anymore?"

"I think their brains were necrotic due to the interference of your gods, and they should have degenerated to a level lower than yours now, so we can't communicate with each other, but you activated his brainwaves... Are you sure you are human ?"

"It turned out to be Jiang Zi... Nice to meet you, what about me, I have something to do, so let's go first!" Xiao Chen said that I was relieved.

"What are you going to do?" The old voice seemed to have a bad premonition.

"Clean up your cleaners." Xiao Chen said coldly.

"You shouldn't do this, trust me..." The old voice was a little anxious.

"Goodbye." Xiao Chen meant that we would never see each other again.