The Best Fake Eunuch

"Nonsense!" Xiao Chen smiled and gave Linger a chestnut.

"When did I say I don't want you anymore? Brother respects your choice. You are not a child anymore, and you can't make decisions for you. As long as you are happy, no matter where you are, brother will be just like you." Happy...but I am the happiest when you are by my side." Xiao Chen also rarely showed his true feelings.

"That's what you said, Brother Fu, you heard it too!" Ling'er held back her tears.

Fu Yan nodded with a smile and remained silent.

"Get ready, you will set off early tomorrow morning, let Xiao Ye and Fatty go with you." Xiao Chen said.

"I don't want Fatty, please bother him." Ling'er and Fatty are no longer siblings.

"Hmph, it's not certain whether he wants to go with you or not!" Xiao Chen said.

"Please don't go!" Linger said.

But things didn't go as planned, the next day when Ling'er boarded the boat, she saw the dead fat man at first sight.

Before she could get mad, Fatty was still not happy, and asked her angrily, "What are you doing with the Dragon Spirit Orb!"

"Eh? It's mine. I can take it with me if I like. What's your business?" Ling'er said loudly.

"Are you going to give it to Xiao Xinghan? Isn't it blind that you gave him such a precious treasure?" Shangguan Qiji actually felt sorry for her.

"Yes, how about it? I can give it to whoever I like, and I can throw it away if I like it!" Linger said and threw the wooden box in her hand into the sea!

"Oh my God!" Shangguan Qiji exclaimed, but he saw Ling'er fly up, grabbing the wooden box that fell onto the sea in one hand, tapped the sea with his toes, and flew away again with a swish back.

Sticking out his tongue at Shangguan Qiji and making faces.

"It seems that we need to have a good talk." Shangguan Qiji cherished this opportunity to be able to get along with each other very much.

Usually Ling'er walks around him, just like guarding against thieves, you are the thief, okay?

It's still more than a day's journey from the fleet's anchorage to Yizhou Island, and we two brothers can talk to each other.

Where to start? Let's start with me helping you cure seasickness...

There is also a reason why Xiao Chen asked Shangguan Qiji to accompany Linger, because Shangguan Qiji is a disciple of Shangguan's family, Xiao Xinghan has to give face no matter what.

In addition, Fatty's IQ is so high, with him following, he can remind Ling'er not to do anything stupid at any time.

And the fat man is not with him, at least not on the surface, so he is a neutral between himself and the Profound Sky Association.

In this way, he has a lot of room for maneuver when he adapts to the situation.

After all, Xiao Chen was still worried about Linger.

Shangguan Qiji was also quite worried about Linger, he lingered in Linger's cabin and sighed repeatedly while looking at her tense little face.

"Speak if you have something to say, and fart if you have something to say! Is it annoying to sigh?" Ling'er was terrified by her look.

"Ling'er, you have gained a lot of weight. Girls don't look good when they are fat...Of course you are still good-looking, but you are not as good-looking as before. This person, once you gain weight, it will be difficult to lose weight. Fortunately, your brother and I have a prescription for diet pills, do you want it?" Shangguan Qiji said.

"Thank you, I'm not fat at all, my brother said I look good when I'm fat! You still have diet pills? Who are you lying to? You, if you have diet pills, why don't you take them yourself? You're as fat as a pig! " Ling'er said.

"Speak well, don't attack personally!" Shangguan Qiji said, "For the disciples of our Shangguan family, no medicine will work, poison will not kill you, fairy medicine will not live forever, let alone weight loss medicine. Yes, because of what? Because we have been soaked in a kind of medicinal soup since we were young..."

"Forget about weight loss pills, I don't need them! Is there any elixir of life, immortal face pill or something like that?" Ling'er teased him casually.

"Isn't there?" Shangguan Qiji immediately took out several colorful pills from his bosom and picked out a black one, "Take my Longevity Pill as an example, just one pill can I'm really not bragging about prolonging my lifespan by at least one year."

Do you think Linger believes it or not?

"This red color is right, it is exactly the beauty pill you want, Linger, as long as you take it on time, I guarantee that when you are seventy or eighty, you will still look like the water spirit you are now!" Shangguan Qiji tried his best to sell his magic medicine , Guaranteed to be all effective, void refund.

"Do you believe it yourself?" Linger asked.

"Okay, no kidding, now that you are young, taking these medicines is useless, let me ask you a question, do you want to practice your Emei school's Emei flying sword?" Shangguan Qiji asked abruptly.

Linger was not mentally prepared.

Of course I want to practice Emei Flying Sword, so what do you need to say?

But it’s just that I can’t practice well, even my master’s martial arts is so powerful, how can I do it?

Although Master Ciyun did not teach Ling'er any sword skills, she did teach her the Emei Flying Sword.

Strictly speaking, Emei Feijian is not a kind of swordsmanship, but a kind of inner strength mentality.

Theoretically speaking, as long as one has mastered the mind method, one can drive the sword with Qi as one likes, and there is no need for any moves at all.

It is said, but it is said that Ang, it is said that after practicing to the highest level, one can take heads from thousands of miles away!

However, Ling'er's internal strength is mediocre, and her true energy is not abundant at all, so she dare not even think about using true energy to control the sword.

At the beginning, I actually practiced for a while out of curiosity, but in the end I was very self-aware and regretted giving up.

So what does the fat man mean by suddenly mentioning this now?

Could it be that you will still fail with the Emei Flying Sword!

"Of course I won't. Emei Feijian's mentality is never passed on to the outside world. Master Ciyun is so stingy. I'm afraid not many of you Emei disciples will know it, right? Even my sister Yunxiu won't let me know." teach, let alone me." Between Shangguan Qiji's words, he was quite critical of Master Ciyun.

"Hey, you are not allowed to speak ill of my master!" The reason why Ling'er didn't get angry was because she actually felt that the master was very stingy...

"Isn't this rushing here? Although Master Ciyun is stingy, he is upright and hates evil. He is an idol worshiped by our juniors and a role model for us... Then why is Master Ciyun so unwilling to teach? What about the Emei Flying Sword for Sister Yunxiu? It's because she is afraid that Sister Yunxiu will master it!" Shangguan Qiji said surprisingly.

"You lied!" Ling'er was taken aback, how could it be possible?

Even the masters can't do it, how can Ouyang Yunxiu do it?

Shangguan Qiji really did not lie.

Emei Feijian is actually not as simple as driving the sword with true energy, it also needs heart energy.

Master Ciyun has profound internal energy and is full of true energy, but her mind power is relatively weak.

For so many years, she has studied painstakingly and failed to practice the Emei Flying Sword. It is not because of her lack of martial arts attainments, nor is it because she does not have a deep understanding of the mind, but because she cannot achieve the unity of mind and mind.

She is a Buddhist, but she does not have the characterization of Buddhism.